Why the massive banning, you say?

[Master]

Well, me and BF had a chat.

For me, one King Martini, to come back, we here at Bastard Factory, the greatest fourm on the internet, had to get rid of the rabble.

See, ONE KM is worth all them Uber tards.

When I told BF my price, he said "DONE" before I even finished.

How you like them apples?


Haw Haw

 

[Master]

Now now, little banned retards, you have a very good forum collecting dust over at Blue Crapshoes you can cry at that nobody is going to read your petty little diatribes at.

Bastard Factory is the big leagues. You clowns just ain't ready for this place and need to stick to the minor leagues for some seasoning.

We have over 100 ppl on this forum every day. You morons can't keep fucking up progress.

I would also like to invite everyone from CBT and the luscious @Murdy and those sweater meats back here full time. Same with my homie @Iggy McLulz

Bastard Factory- its a way of life

 

[The Countess]

It took all your OPPS to get banned for you to come back?


Not a good look, homie.


And since when are you into big backed whales? Oh how the mighty have fallen…

 

[Master]

It took all your OPPS to get banned for you to come back?


Not a good look, homie.


And since when are you into big backed whales? Oh how the mighty have fallen…

I look at it this way;

Those idiots did nothing to make this place better. I told you that morons posting drivel isn't content. It's just morons posting.

This place has over 100 ppl lurking thanks to yours truly. While I might not have been posting here I've been working social media bringing in new faces to this place.

(Folds arms)

You see, Iam the life blood of this community. I made BF a promise I would turn this place into an avenue of social media and sure enough its starting to happen.

Murdys hot. Sorry not sorry.

You should be thanking me for giving you traffic. We want fresh faces here and Murdys fun bags.

 

[The Countess]

I hate to break it to you, but I don’t own BC anymore.


As for the big backed whale, I’ve seen what she really looks like. You can front til you’re blue in the face. I believe everyone else here has seen those pics as well. Hell there is even video lmao

 

[Master]

I hate to break it to you, but I don’t own BC anymore.


As for the big backed whale, I’ve seen what she really looks like. You can front til you’re blue in the face. I believe everyone else here has seen those pics as well. Hell there is even video lmao

Bravo, my queen.

Stay the fuck away from BC. Move forward, my darling.

We cleaned up this place. It's going to get a whole lot better.

And Murdy is hot. Sorry not sorry.

 

[The Countess]

LSA is more my speed. I’ll stop in here and there to say hola

 

[Master]

LSA is more my speed. I’ll stop in here and there to say hola

They love me over at LSA.

 

[Adam Hitler]

This fucking guy... yeah I'm sure BF shitcanned a load of users just so your broken, bullshitting ass could return....

Meds, NOW.

 

[Garraty_47]

Lolwhut?!?

So the future @BF wants for BF is...
...fucking Poofer?

Nevermind.
I'll show myself out.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Do you believe everything you read?

 

[Master]

As you all can see, I put the party hat background on for all of you to enjoy.

We're celebrating this glorious day.

 

[Master]

Oh dear, it looks like there's members here with their names crossed out trying to see what's going on.

Here, fuckwads, I opened up meltdown for you.

Your tears will be delicious

 

[Courier Six]

We have over 100 Phased Particle Lunchboxes here? Jesus. That's a lot of Phased Particle Lunchboxes to keep in one place.

 

[Seamajor]

Lolwhut?!?

So the future @BF wants for BF is...
...fucking Poofer?

Nevermind.
I'll show myself out.

Looks like you’re lurking. Check in. Don’t be shy

 

[Seamajor]

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I hate to break it to you, but I don’t own BC anymore.


As for the big backed whale, I’ve seen what she really looks like. You can front til you’re blue in the face. I believe everyone else here has seen those pics as well. Hell there is even video lmao

Help me out here. Is your ill fitting bra on backwards?