Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Seamajor]

No thanks

 

[BeckyNix]

''Nice legs. What time do they open?'' I pushed a full beer on a guy with a unibrow who said this to me.

 

[BeckyNix]

A few years back someone asked me "Is your daddy a baker? Cause you got a nice set of buns." -_-

 

[chew the fat]

I'm using sophisticated pick up lines now ...


'' Can you program your Tesla to drive to my place and hang out so we can check how long our batteries can last ''

 

[chew the fat]

I might try this at a bar if I see a cute blonde and see if it works ...

'' Hi, I like older women, could you take your makeup off ''

 

[chew the fat]

If I go on a blind date anytime soon ...


'' Can you text me your birth certificate ''

 

[chew the fat]

 

[chew the fat]

 

[Ray_Pissed]

You want a fuck?

*No*

Can you lay down while I have one.

 

[TheHaze]

I don't pick up on women,they pick up on me -