Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Seamajor]

No thanks

 

[BeckyNix]

''Nice legs. What time do they open?'' I pushed a full beer on a guy with a unibrow who said this to me.

 

[BeckyNix]

A few years back someone asked me "Is your daddy a baker? Cause you got a nice set of buns." -_-

 

[chew the fat]

I'm using sophisticated pick up lines now ...


'' Can you program your Tesla to drive to my place and hang out so we can check how long our batteries can last ''

 

[chew the fat]

I might try this at a bar if I see a cute blonde and see if it works ...

'' Hi, I like older women, could you take your makeup off ''

 

[chew the fat]

If I go on a blind date anytime soon ...


'' Can you text me your birth certificate ''

 

[chew the fat]

 

[chew the fat]

 

[Ray_Pissed]

You want a fuck?

*No*

Can you lay down while I have one.

 

[TheHaze]

I don't pick up on women,they pick up on me -

 

[chew the fat]

If I was a forklift, and you were a pallet I would pick you up ...

 

[Breakfall]

“Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Could I feel your tits? Or would you show 'em to me? ‘Cause you've you've got a nice head…and you look pretty honest… me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--I'd like you to be on it!”

 

[Lily]

Hi my name is Adam and I'm a Neo-Nazi.

 

[The Prowler]

Hi my name is Adam and I'm a Neo-Nazi.

Drama Free Zone

Try to control yourself, Mad @Lily.

 

[chew the fat]

Hi ... my name is M.Icrosoft ... can I crash at your place tonight ...

 

[Lily]

I have a 2023 artic white corvette, will you touch my weiner?

 

[The Prowler]

I have a 2023 artic white corvette, will you touch my weiner?

Are you lost, Leaker?

This is the "Worst..." thread, not the "Best..." thread.

 

[chew the fat]

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours ...

 

[Fantom]

"hey cutie, wanna fuck?:

 

[chew the fat]

I am not an organ donor, but I would willing to give you my heart ...

 

[Alticus]

I've been saving up my allowance for 3 weeks now. Let's find a motel and get busy.

 

[Lily]

I've been saving up my allowance for 3 weeks now. Let's find a motel and get busy.

You might have a winner there @Alticus.

 

[Alticus]

You might have a winner there @Alticus.

Probably better than some I've tried in the past. lol

 

[Murdy]

he whispers “sorry, my dick is small”


Wait. WUT?