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BeckyNix Emotionally dead, but gives great head ;) Messages 178 Location Kansas City Apr 30, 2023 #122 ''Nice legs. What time do they open?'' I pushed a full beer on a guy with a unibrow who said this to me.
''Nice legs. What time do they open?'' I pushed a full beer on a guy with a unibrow who said this to me.
BeckyNix Emotionally dead, but gives great head ;) Messages 178 Location Kansas City Apr 30, 2023 #123 A few years back someone asked me "Is your daddy a baker? Cause you got a nice set of buns." -_-
chew the fat Fluent In Sarcasm Site Supporter Messages 22,145 Apr 30, 2023 #124 I'm using sophisticated pick up lines now ... '' Can you program your Tesla to drive to my place and hang out so we can check how long our batteries can last ''
I'm using sophisticated pick up lines now ... '' Can you program your Tesla to drive to my place and hang out so we can check how long our batteries can last ''
chew the fat Fluent In Sarcasm Site Supporter Messages 22,145 Apr 30, 2023 #125 I might try this at a bar if I see a cute blonde and see if it works ... '' Hi, I like older women, could you take your makeup off ''
I might try this at a bar if I see a cute blonde and see if it works ... '' Hi, I like older women, could you take your makeup off ''
chew the fat Fluent In Sarcasm Site Supporter Messages 22,145 Apr 30, 2023 #126 If I go on a blind date anytime soon ... '' Can you text me your birth certificate ''
Ray_Pissed THANK YOU FOR POT SMOKING Banned Messages 250 Location I don't know anymore. Jun 7, 2023 #129 You want a fuck? *No* Can you lay down while I have one.
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Messages 9,928 Jun 7, 2023 #130 I don't pick up on women,they pick up on me -