XyPoo's 65k poast

[Larry Loungelizard]

65K? Geez, somebody has no life.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Jack ever the hypocrite... amassing nearly 30,000 posts in the space of a few months.

 

[Garraty_47]

 

[Frood]

George from Pizza Hut could get a job as a stenographer with those ET toes.

 

[Garraty_47]

George from Pizza Hut could get a job as a stenographer with those ET toes.

With enough practice she might even be able to record four conversations at the same time.

 

[Frood]

Multi-toeing?

 

[Garraty_47]

Multi-toeing?

You know it's possible she literally hates us now, right?

 

[Frood]

You know it's possible she literally hates us now, right?

She won't be walking on our backs at a beachside resort any time soon...

 

[Jack]

You know it's possible she literally hates us now, right?

She seems to have varying degrees of hate for everyone.

 

[X]

Her toes’s look okay, they’re straight manicured no limburger cheese

 

[X]

She seems to have varying degrees of hate for everyone.

Loves me

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

George from Pizza Hut could get a job as a stenographer with those ET toes.

Not E.T. toes.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You know it's possible she literally hates us now, right?

No. Not really. You guys are being childish.

This is what you two do, try to troll someone about their lovely toes.

 

[Frood]

I saw you toes in a GEICO ad, George from Pizza Hut.... just saying.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I saw you toes in a GEICO ad, George from Pizza Hut.... just saying.

No, you did not.

Your toes have nicotine stains on them.

 

[Frood]

No, you did not.

Your toes have nicotine stains on them.

No they don't. My toe modeling agency manager says I've got Fabitoes (Fabio Toes).

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

No they don't. My toe modeling agency manager says I've got Fabiotoes (Fabio Toes).

Dude, your toes look like dried up Tamarind.

 

[Frood]

High Five!

 

[X]

Dude, your toes look like dried up Tamarind.

Yours look like ginger roots LOL

 

[X]

Not E.T. toes.

Hahahahahaaa
Spaghetti toes
What’re your toes’s doing in my thread huh?
Do you shave them

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Yours look like ginger roots LOL

What do yours look like...?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Hahahahahaaa
Spaghetti toes
What’re your toes’s doing in my thread huh?
Do you shave them

Take your hand out of your pants.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

High Five!

Fuck you, Freud.

 

[Frood]

X's toes have pretty colours....

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

X's toes have pretty colours....

I knew you would like the color scheme, coming from the guy who looks like he has Skittles colored nail polish on his toenails...

 

[Frood]

I knew you would like the color scheme, coming from the guy who looks like he has Skittles colored nail polish on his toenails...

My toe stylist always chose the colour schemes. I had no input.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

My toe stylist always chose the colour schemes. I had no input.

This is what your feet look like minus the Skittles colors...

 

[Garraty_47]

Not E.T. toes.

Thanks for proving your toes are indeed as long as your fingers.

So... if you strike someone with your foot do you say you kicked them or does it still count as a punch?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

So... if you strike someone with your foot do you say you kicked them or does it still count as a punch?

Would you like to find out?

 

[Garraty_47]

Would you like to find out?

I've never desired to be kicked but not gonna lie it might be worth it to see you ball up that foot/hand and take a swing.

Can we have some ground rules?
No nard shots, for one. The yarbles must remain unmolested.