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[SHAMPAIN]

I went and seen these two in Glasgow with my better half... I’m pretty sure she was wet the whole night... :LOL1:

 

[Mona]

Surviving Monday is integral to making it through the week! Yay you!!! I'm not actually having a bad day. Relaxing eating toast and peanut butter with a hot cup of tea, in front of the heater. The kids are on the bus, and I can take my time psyching myself up to doing more than hibernating.

 

[Gyroscope]

543

 

[knife wielder]

1,000,000

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

:Agree1:


popcorn would suck without salt.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

:Agree1:


popcorn would suck without salt.

Life’s so unfair... It really is, I’d love to come over there in my raft made of turnips, fuck my life lol

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

:Agree1:


popcorn would suck without salt.

Life’s so unfair... It really is, I’d love to come over there in my raft made of turnips, fuck my life lol

ikr?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

:Agree1:


popcorn would suck without salt.

Life’s so unfair... It really is, I’d love to come over there in my raft made of turnips, fuck my life lol

ikr?

Maybe one day I’ll touch your beautiful face.... Maybe...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

:Agree1:


popcorn would suck without salt.

Life’s so unfair... It really is, I’d love to come over there in my raft made of turnips, fuck my life lol

ikr?

Maybe one day I’ll touch your beautiful face.... Maybe...

anything is possible.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

:Agree1:


popcorn would suck without salt.

Life’s so unfair... It really is, I’d love to come over there in my raft made of turnips, fuck my life lol

ikr?

Maybe one day I’ll touch your beautiful face.... Maybe...

anything is possible.

Yeah! lol you don’t wanna met me ffs, I’m no good and a prick... This is all I ever do in any relationship... I truly suck...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

:Agree1:


popcorn would suck without salt.

Life’s so unfair... It really is, I’d love to come over there in my raft made of turnips, fuck my life lol

ikr?

Maybe one day I’ll touch your beautiful face.... Maybe...

anything is possible.

Yeah! lol you don’t wanna met me ffs, I’m no good and a prick... This is all I ever do in any relationship... I truly suck...

Ever consider that I may not be much better? I’m kind of a bitch.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

:Agree1:


popcorn would suck without salt.

Life’s so unfair... It really is, I’d love to come over there in my raft made of turnips, fuck my life lol

ikr?

Maybe one day I’ll touch your beautiful face.... Maybe...

anything is possible.

Yeah! lol you don’t wanna met me ffs, I’m no good and a prick... This is all I ever do in any relationship... I truly suck...

Ever consider that I may not be much better? I’m kind of a bitch.

That’s alright, I’d rather have a bitch around me than a pleaser and that’s what I got lol

 

[CorsetKat]

I hate pleasers.

Be yourself.

Nothing wrong with disagreeing.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

:Agree1:


popcorn would suck without salt.

Life’s so unfair... It really is, I’d love to come over there in my raft made of turnips, fuck my life lol

ikr?

Maybe one day I’ll touch your beautiful face.... Maybe...

anything is possible.

Yeah! lol you don’t wanna met me ffs, I’m no good and a prick... This is all I ever do in any relationship... I truly suck...

Ever consider that I may not be much better? I’m kind of a bitch.

That’s alright, I’d rather have a bitch around me than a pleaser and that’s what I got lol

:Wow3: I go through the same shit. It's rather annoying. Like have a fucking spine ya know.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I hate pleasers.

Be yourself.

Nothing wrong with disagreeing.

True...

 

[knife wielder]

#559

 

[Iggy McLulz]

%^)

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

:Agree1:


popcorn would suck without salt.

Life’s so unfair... It really is, I’d love to come over there in my raft made of turnips, fuck my life lol

ikr?

Maybe one day I’ll touch your beautiful face.... Maybe...

anything is possible.

Yeah! lol you don’t wanna met me ffs, I’m no good and a prick... This is all I ever do in any relationship... I truly suck...

Ever consider that I may not be much better? I’m kind of a bitch.

That’s alright, I’d rather have a bitch around me than a pleaser and that’s what I got lol

:Wow3: I go through the same shit. It's rather annoying. Like have a fucking spine ya know.

It’s either love or habit, I’m thinking in my case it’s more habit... Take for example my tarantula fetish, she used to be enthusiastic about getting a new one but now the boxes go in the cupboard unopened yet she fakes excitement on the phone and when I come home... I’ve bought illegal wandering spiders since she started her fakery about it... I love spiders but she’d rather secretly not like them? I don’t get the female brain lol

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

:Agree1:


popcorn would suck without salt.

Life’s so unfair... It really is, I’d love to come over there in my raft made of turnips, fuck my life lol

ikr?

Maybe one day I’ll touch your beautiful face.... Maybe...

anything is possible.

Yeah! lol you don’t wanna met me ffs, I’m no good and a prick... This is all I ever do in any relationship... I truly suck...

Ever consider that I may not be much better? I’m kind of a bitch.

That’s alright, I’d rather have a bitch around me than a pleaser and that’s what I got lol

:Wow3: I go through the same shit. It's rather annoying. Like have a fucking spine ya know.

It’s either love or habit, I’m thinking in my case it’s more habit... Take for example my tarantula fetish, she used to be enthusiastic about getting a new one but now the boxes go in the cupboard unopened yet she fakes excitement on the phone and when I come home... I’ve bought illegal wandering spiders since she started her fakery about it... I love spiders but she’d rather secretly not like them? I don’t get the female brain lol

Men can be quite the same, trust me!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I really just want to crawl back in bed and go back to sleep.

Can I come? We can snuggle n watch creepy shit! and this with chip n dip! I only have salted popcorn lol

:Agree1:


popcorn would suck without salt.

Life’s so unfair... It really is, I’d love to come over there in my raft made of turnips, fuck my life lol

ikr?

Maybe one day I’ll touch your beautiful face.... Maybe...

anything is possible.

Yeah! lol you don’t wanna met me ffs, I’m no good and a prick... This is all I ever do in any relationship... I truly suck...

Ever consider that I may not be much better? I’m kind of a bitch.

That’s alright, I’d rather have a bitch around me than a pleaser and that’s what I got lol

:Wow3: I go through the same shit. It's rather annoying. Like have a fucking spine ya know.

It’s either love or habit, I’m thinking in my case it’s more habit... Take for example my tarantula fetish, she used to be enthusiastic about getting a new one but now the boxes go in the cupboard unopened yet she fakes excitement on the phone and when I come home... I’ve bought illegal wandering spiders since she started her fakery about it... I love spiders but she’d rather secretly not like them? I don’t get the female brain lol

Men can be quite the same, trust me!

I can believe it... I hate horses and I’ve told her this on countless occasions but I’m still up there cleaning up their shit right next to them... I actually ruined my new trainers the other night crossing the field to turn the tap on for ther water... Horseflies were an added bonus

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Horses are pretty to look at but too much work and they stink.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Horses are pretty to look at but too much work and they stink.

Yeas they stink! Indy and Zar are these two big bastards names, I’ll get a pic of my contempt lol

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Horses are pretty to look at but too much work and they stink.

Yeas they stink! Indy and Zar are these two big bastards names, I’ll get a pic of my contempt lol

:LOL2:

 

[CorsetKat]

Horses and spiders.

Interesting combo.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

And Beagles and centipedes lol...

 

[CorsetKat]

Wow

Any scorpions?

The only insect I could keep as a "pet" would be praying matisis. Manti?

 

[knife wielder]

Who won?