Whiny BASTARD of the MONTH - [August 2025]

[Adam Hitler]

I don't know to be honest. Liverpool isn't a blip on my radar.

Yes, that's because many Americans believe the entire world revolves around them. How wrong you are...

 

[Admin.]

Yes, that's because many Americans believe the entire world revolves around them. How wrong you are...

Are you implying the world revolves around Liverpool?

 

[Admin.]

I, I wish I could swim, like a dolphin can swim

 

[Adam Hitler]

Are you implying the world revolves around Liverpool?

Of course not. People generally don't give a shit about countries they don't live in.

 

[Lily]

To steal the line already used, NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

You've also got a fucking cheek implying that I'm dumb, when you didn't even know that England & Scotland are 2 different countries.

I love how you and Lily are in complete denial about the decay of your precious state Lol.

How do you figure I don't know that?

Let's compare your city to mine!

Determining which city has more crime between Liverpool, England, and San Jose, California, is complex due to different reporting methods and definitions of crime categories. However, recent data generally suggests that Liverpool has a higher overall crime rate than San Jose.
Comparison of recent crime statistics

Crime Type	Liverpool (Merseyside Police)	San Jose, CA	Comparison
Overall crime rate	92.7 per 1,000 population (2024/25)	~32 per 1,000 population (based on 3,194.7 per 100,000 in 2024)	Liverpool has a significantly higher overall crime rate.
Violent crime rate	37.6 per 1,000 population (2024/25)	~4.8 per 1,000 population (based on 480.3 per 100,000 in 2024)	Liverpool also has a higher violent crime rate.
Property crime rate	Combined with overall crime rate in UK statistics.	2,082.7 per 100,000 population (2024), ~20.8 per 1,000.	UK data does not easily isolate property crime.
Homicide rate	13.7 per million population (2024/25)	4.3 per 100,000 population (2024), ~43 per million.	The homicide rate data appears conflicting, potentially due to different reporting periods or methods.

Factors that influence the data
Directly comparing crime statistics between countries is difficult for several reasons:

• Different reporting standards: Crimes are categorized and recorded differently in the UK and the U.S. For example, the threshold for what constitutes an "assault" may differ.
• Population density: Higher population density in Liverpool compared to San Jose can influence the number of reported crimes, especially for crimes related to people and property proximity.
• Data collection issues: Recent changes in federal reporting methods in the U.S. have led to inconsistencies in data from some major cities, including San Jose, making some historical comparisons difficult.
• Perceptions of safety: Crime rates do not always align with residents' feelings of safety. San Jose has been cited as one of the safest large cities in the U.S., despite having a higher property crime rate than violent crime rate.

 

[Admin.]

How do you figure I don't know that?

Let's compare your city to mine!

Determining which city has more crime between Liverpool, England, and San Jose, California, is complex due to different reporting methods and definitions of crime categories. However, recent data generally suggests that Liverpool has a higher overall crime rate than San Jose.
Comparison of recent crime statistics

Crime Type	Liverpool (Merseyside Police)	San Jose, CA	Comparison
Overall crime rate	92.7 per 1,000 population (2024/25)	~32 per 1,000 population (based on 3,194.7 per 100,000 in 2024)	Liverpool has a significantly higher overall crime rate.
Violent crime rate	37.6 per 1,000 population (2024/25)	~4.8 per 1,000 population (based on 480.3 per 100,000 in 2024)	Liverpool also has a higher violent crime rate.
Property crime rate	Combined with overall crime rate in UK statistics.	2,082.7 per 100,000 population (2024), ~20.8 per 1,000.	UK data does not easily isolate property crime.
Homicide rate	13.7 per million population (2024/25)	4.3 per 100,000 population (2024), ~43 per million.	The homicide rate data appears conflicting, potentially due to different reporting periods or methods.

Factors that influence the data
Directly comparing crime statistics between countries is difficult for several reasons:

• Different reporting standards: Crimes are categorized and recorded differently in the UK and the U.S. For example, the threshold for what constitutes an "assault" may differ.
• Population density: Higher population density in Liverpool compared to San Jose can influence the number of reported crimes, especially for crimes related to people and property proximity.
• Data collection issues: Recent changes in federal reporting methods in the U.S. have led to inconsistencies in data from some major cities, including San Jose, making some historical comparisons difficult.
• Perceptions of safety: Crime rates do not always align with residents' feelings of safety. San Jose has been cited as one of the safest large cities in the U.S., despite having a higher property crime rate than violent crime rate.

Looking at the facts it’s surprising Adam is still alive and undamaged, but then I suppose he’s relatively safe in not leaving Mum’s flat for work or dates or anything.

 

[Lily]

Looking at the facts it’s surprising Adam is still alive and undamaged, but then I suppose he’s relatively safe in not leaving Mum’s flat for work or dates or anything.

It's apparently one of the worst large cities in England.

 

[Adam Hitler]

How do you figure I don't know that?

Let's compare your city to mine!

Determining which city has more crime between Liverpool, England, and San Jose, California, is complex due to different reporting methods and definitions of crime categories. However, recent data generally suggests that Liverpool has a higher overall crime rate than San Jose.
Comparison of recent crime statistics

Crime Type	Liverpool (Merseyside Police)	San Jose, CA	Comparison
Overall crime rate	92.7 per 1,000 population (2024/25)	~32 per 1,000 population (based on 3,194.7 per 100,000 in 2024)	Liverpool has a significantly higher overall crime rate.
Violent crime rate	37.6 per 1,000 population (2024/25)	~4.8 per 1,000 population (based on 480.3 per 100,000 in 2024)	Liverpool also has a higher violent crime rate.
Property crime rate	Combined with overall crime rate in UK statistics.	2,082.7 per 100,000 population (2024), ~20.8 per 1,000.	UK data does not easily isolate property crime.
Homicide rate	13.7 per million population (2024/25)	4.3 per 100,000 population (2024), ~43 per million.	The homicide rate data appears conflicting, potentially due to different reporting periods or methods.

Factors that influence the data
Directly comparing crime statistics between countries is difficult for several reasons:

• Different reporting standards: Crimes are categorized and recorded differently in the UK and the U.S. For example, the threshold for what constitutes an "assault" may differ.
• Population density: Higher population density in Liverpool compared to San Jose can influence the number of reported crimes, especially for crimes related to people and property proximity.
• Data collection issues: Recent changes in federal reporting methods in the U.S. have led to inconsistencies in data from some major cities, including San Jose, making some historical comparisons difficult.
• Perceptions of safety: Crime rates do not always align with residents' feelings of safety. San Jose has been cited as one of the safest large cities in the U.S., despite having a higher property crime rate than violent crime rate.

You do realise that I don't actually live in central Liverpool?

Merseyside is a fairly big place...

Shall we compare Merseyside crime rates to California?

California has a significantly higher overall crime rate than Merseyside, with California's 2023 overall crime rate of 2,834 offenses per 100,000 people far exceeding Merseyside's recent rates of around 80 crimes per 1,000 people (or 800 per 100,000).

 

[Admin.]

It's apparently one of the worst large cities in England.

 

[Admin.]

You do realise that I don't actually live in central Liverpool?

Merseyside is a fairly big place...

Shall we compare Merseyside crime rates to California?

California has a significantly higher overall crime rate than Merseyside, with California's 2023 overall crime rate of 2,834 offenses per 100,000 people far exceeding Merseyside's recent rates of around 80 crimes per 1,000 people (or 800 per 100,000).

Hair splitting is so hot right now!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Hair splitting is so hot right now!

As hot as your toupee collection?

 

[Lily]

You do realise that I don't actually live in central Liverpool?

Merseyside is a fairly big place...

Shall we compare Merseyside crime rates to California?

California has a significantly higher overall crime rate than Merseyside, with California's 2023 overall crime rate of 2,834 offenses per 100,000 people far exceeding Merseyside's recent rates of around 80 crimes per 1,000 people (or 800 per 100,000).

No, it's an apples to oranges comparison.

You have to compare like things...not unlike things.

This is a problem for people that don't know how data is properly analyzed.

It's an invalid comparison to compare to unlike things, Adam.

Comparing two unlike entities, also known as the "apples and oranges" fallacy, is bad for data analysis because it leads to flawed reasoning and misleading conclusions. While two items may share superficial similarities, fundamental differences between them can invalidate any direct comparison, preventing the detection of real patterns and skewing results.
Flawed reasoning and decisions

• False equivalency: This fallacy occurs when an equivalence is drawn between two subjects based on faulty reasoning. A misleading comparison can make one product or strategy look better than another, even if the apparent difference in performance is due to context, not actual success.
• Inaccurate conclusions: Comparing different groups as if they are the same can lead to poor decisions. For example, a company might pause migrating to a superior modern system because early metrics show it underperforming against a legacy one, without accounting for fundamental differences between the groups of customers using each system.
• Invalid benchmarks: When you don't have the full context behind the data, comparing against an unlike entity can set a false and unachievable standard for performance. This creates misleading benchmarks and narrow-minded views of what is possible.

Inconsistent data and obscured insights

• Ignoring qualitative factors: Financial data alone can't capture critical qualitative aspects, such as brand reputation, management expertise, and competitive positioning. Comparing two companies based only on financial data and ignoring these factors leads to a very incomplete picture.
• Neglecting different contexts: In data analysis, an "apples-with-apples" comparison accurately measures a difference in performance, while an "apples-with-oranges" one confuses differences in performance with differences in context. Incompatible data formatting, definitions, and collection methods can also cause discrepancies that disrupt workflows and lead to inaccurate reports.
• Obscured trends: Focusing on a narrow comparison of two data points can skew perceptions by ignoring broader trends. This can lead analysts to chase insignificant variations, rather than focusing on larger patterns.
• Differences in statistical distributions: The spread and distribution of two different data sets can vary greatly. In these cases, a metric like standard deviation may not have the same meaning for both, and statistical tests like ANOVA may not be appropriate.

How to avoid this pitfall

• Normalize data: When comparing different populations, represent data in per capita measurements to account for differences in population size.
• Contextualize your data: When presenting key performance indicators (KPIs), include a narrative explaining the various factors (business models, strategies) that might impact the interpretation of the data.
• Harmonize data: When comparing data from different sources, ensure the units and formatting are consistent. For example, convert all measurements to the same system (e.g., converting all units to metric).
• Compare relevant groups: In business analysis, avoid comparing companies at different growth stages. A high-growth startup with negative earnings is not a comparable entity to a mature company with stable profitability.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Oh ffs I'm not reading all that chat GPT copy pasta spam.

Ok you win, Liverpool is more dangerous than the nigger-infested hoods of Commiefornia!!!

I don't fucking care.

 

[Admin.]

To all my many devoted followers who cling to my every post, this song is for you.





#winning

 

[Lily]

Oh ffs I'm not reading all that.

Ok you win, Liverpool is more dangerous than the nigger infested hoods of Commiefornia!!!

I don't fucking care.

Don't need to meltdown because the data doesn't play out in your favor. Imagine if you people had guns?! Whoa...

eta: The estimate of the black population of CA ranges from around 5% to 6.5%.

I don't think you know what the hell you're ever talking about.

 

[Fredricka]

To all my many devoted followers who cling to my every post, this song is for you.





#winning

I can not only touch it, I can put a rainbow on it

 

[Admin.]

I can not only touch it, I can put a rainbow on it

 

[Adam Hitler]

Don't need to meltdown because the data doesn't play out in your favor. Imagine if you people had guns?! Whoa...

I said you win, can you drop it? I'm not starting my weekend by getting drawn into one of your trademark, petty, trivial, long-winded arguments about something I couldn't give 2 shits about.

 

[Admin.]

I said you win, can you drop it? I'm not starting my weekend by getting drawn into one of your trademark, petty, trivial, long-winded arguments about something I couldn't give 2 shits about.

Ma’am, I need you to calm down.

 

[Admin.]

Meanwhile back on the subcontinent…

 

[Adam Hitler]

Ma’am, I need you to calm down.

Dewd, you've been bleeding from the anus for days, STFU.

 

[Admin.]

Dewd, you've been bleeding from the anus for days, STFU.

I see.

 

[Lily]

I said you win, can you drop it? I'm not starting my weekend by getting drawn into one of your trademark, petty, trivial, long-winded arguments about something I couldn't give 2 shits about.

You started this argument. I'm glad you decided to end it.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Meanwhile back on the subcontinent…

Would you look at that, Admin posting a video of kids with their asses out...

I'm shocked, truly I am.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You started this argument. I'm glad you decided to end it.

You thrive on arguing over the most mundane crap. I don't.

 

[Lily]

You thrive on arguments over the most mundane crap. I don't.

Is this you ending the argument?

 

[Admin.]

Would you look at that, Admin posting a video of kids with their asses out...

I'm shocked, truly I am.

That’s what you get from the video? Wow dude, I hope you’re still on the chemical castration medications

 

[Blandscape]

How do you figure I don't know that?

Let's compare your city to mine!

Determining which city has more crime between Liverpool, England, and San Jose, California, is complex due to different reporting methods and definitions of crime categories. However, recent data generally suggests that Liverpool has a higher overall crime rate than San Jose.
Comparison of recent crime statistics

Crime Type	Liverpool (Merseyside Police)	San Jose, CA	Comparison
Overall crime rate	92.7 per 1,000 population (2024/25)	~32 per 1,000 population (based on 3,194.7 per 100,000 in 2024)	Liverpool has a significantly higher overall crime rate.
Violent crime rate	37.6 per 1,000 population (2024/25)	~4.8 per 1,000 population (based on 480.3 per 100,000 in 2024)	Liverpool also has a higher violent crime rate.
Property crime rate	Combined with overall crime rate in UK statistics.	2,082.7 per 100,000 population (2024), ~20.8 per 1,000.	UK data does not easily isolate property crime.
Homicide rate	13.7 per million population (2024/25)	4.3 per 100,000 population (2024), ~43 per million.	The homicide rate data appears conflicting, potentially due to different reporting periods or methods.

Factors that influence the data
Directly comparing crime statistics between countries is difficult for several reasons:

• Different reporting standards: Crimes are categorized and recorded differently in the UK and the U.S. For example, the threshold for what constitutes an "assault" may differ.
• Population density: Higher population density in Liverpool compared to San Jose can influence the number of reported crimes, especially for crimes related to people and property proximity.
• Data collection issues: Recent changes in federal reporting methods in the U.S. have led to inconsistencies in data from some major cities, including San Jose, making some historical comparisons difficult.
• Perceptions of safety: Crime rates do not always align with residents' feelings of safety. San Jose has been cited as one of the safest large cities in the U.S., despite having a higher property crime rate than violent crime rate.

Living in Liverpool is like living in a right wing fever dream, where the day sleepers suck from the titty of the state while claiming the only reason they cannot get out of their wanking chariots until 3pm, is because there are too many brown people getting up to actually work at ungodly hours.

It upsets their sensibility as white Anglo-Saxon superiority, even though in the British Isles they they come in first in the race to the racist bottom.

 

[Lily]

Living in Liverpool is like living in a right wing fever dream, where the day sleepers suck from the titty of the state while claiming the only reason they cannot get out of their wanking chariots until 3pm, is because there are too many brown people getting up to actually work at ungodly hours.

It upsets their sensibility as white Anglo-Saxon superiority, even though in the British Isles they they come in first in the race to the racist bottom.

Why am I not at all surprised?

He sounds like our red state morons.

 

[Admin.]

Living in Liverpool is like living in a right wing fever dream, where the day sleepers suck from the titty of the state while claiming the only reason they cannot get out of their wanking chariots until 3pm, is because there are too many brown people getting up to actually work at ungodly hours.

It upsets their sensibility as white Anglo-Saxon superiority, even though in the British Isles they they come in first in the race to the racist bottom.

From everything I’ve heard and read about the area, this about sums it up.