Tattoos 2026

The first hour did but then we brought out the numbing spray. The neck is no joke, it hurts! It's worse than giving birth without drugs.
You realize, of course, that I was able to make a Livestock Evaluation from the pics of your neck. You're in the 70% range, but we would need some more data for a proper rating.
 
Livestock evaluation for what?
Every single human male - except homosexuals like Admin. - will perform a Livestock Evaluation of every woman they encounter throughout their entire lives in order to "rate" that woman and assign her a position on that human male's "Fuckability Index."

This is a time-honored and ancient tradition.
 
Every single human male - except homosexuals like Admin. - will perform a Livestock Evaluation of every woman they encounter throughout their entire lives in order to "rate" that woman and assign her a position on that human male's "Fuckability Index."

This is a time-honored and ancient tradition.
That's stupid.
 
So you don't look at a man and rate his desirability? You're lying if you say no.
Do I find some people more attractive than others? Yes, but I do I have scale? No. Someone can be hot as fuck but shallow and gross. There's a lot that goes into deciding if someone is for me or not.
 
Do I find some people more attractive than others? Yes, but I do I have scale? No. Someone can be hot as fuck but shallow and gross. There's a lot that goes into deciding if someone is for me or not.
So you do have a personal scale of attractiveness. That's what I said to begin with only I used the word "fuckability," which might have been jarring, but this is Bastard Factory so the protocols must be adhered to.
 
So you do have a personal scale of attractiveness. That's what I said to begin with only I used the word "fuckability," which might have been jarring, but this is Bastard Factory so the protocols must be adhered to.
Fuckability got me 2 shit for brain baby dads. I'm a late-year GenX, but don't get it twisted. I'm not soft at all, if I was I would've crawled off and cried in a corner somewhere safe.