This goes out to all you fuckfaces.

[Frood]

Not to be a dick....

...but bomb arse pussy disintegrates once a tart hits the big 40...

Don't shoot the messenger, girls....

You're still at general housekeeping duties and drunk spooning sessions (if the lights are out)....

I need proof or this is an airclaim. I’m willing to sacrifice my body for the good of science so you can test this theory... the sloppier the better:SmokeBreak2:

The last time I humped a random garden feature, I dropped a nearly full bottle of whiskey on the concrete, then licked up what I could between the shards of glass.... woke curled up with a plastic pink flamingo between my legs, and wondered why people were calling me tosspot.

(Somebody wrote "tosspot" on my forehead when I was out, in permanent marker)... lulz

I thought we were not gonna discuss that time we met up in Metro.

Gotdammit.

:LOL1:

You know that was mostly different....

 

[Dove]

Not to be a dick....

...but bomb arse pussy disintegrates once a tart hits the big 40...

Don't shoot the messenger, girls....

You're still at general housekeeping duties and drunk spooning sessions (if the lights are out)....

I need proof or this is an airclaim. I’m willing to sacrifice my body for the good of science so you can test this theory... the sloppier the better:SmokeBreak2:

The last time I humped a random garden feature, I dropped a nearly full bottle of whiskey on the concrete, then licked up what I could between the shards of glass.... woke curled up with a plastic pink flamingo between my legs, and wondered why people were calling me tosspot.

(Somebody wrote "tosspot" on my forehead when I was out, in permanent marker)... lulz

I thought we were not gonna discuss that time we met up in Metro.

Gotdammit.

:LOL1:

You know that was mostly different....

True.

I drew a penis on your forehead lol.

 

[Frood]

Not to be a dick....

...but bomb arse pussy disintegrates once a tart hits the big 40...

Don't shoot the messenger, girls....

You're still at general housekeeping duties and drunk spooning sessions (if the lights are out)....

I need proof or this is an airclaim. I’m willing to sacrifice my body for the good of science so you can test this theory... the sloppier the better:SmokeBreak2:

The last time I humped a random garden feature, I dropped a nearly full bottle of whiskey on the concrete, then licked up what I could between the shards of glass.... woke curled up with a plastic pink flamingo between my legs, and wondered why people were calling me tosspot.

(Somebody wrote "tosspot" on my forehead when I was out, in permanent marker)... lulz

I thought we were not gonna discuss that time we met up in Metro.

Gotdammit.

:LOL1:

You know that was mostly different....

True.

I drew a penis on your forehead lol.

:LMAO:

But you used a Whiteboard marker....

 

[Dove]

Not to be a dick....

...but bomb arse pussy disintegrates once a tart hits the big 40...

Don't shoot the messenger, girls....

You're still at general housekeeping duties and drunk spooning sessions (if the lights are out)....

I need proof or this is an airclaim. I’m willing to sacrifice my body for the good of science so you can test this theory... the sloppier the better:SmokeBreak2:

The last time I humped a random garden feature, I dropped a nearly full bottle of whiskey on the concrete, then licked up what I could between the shards of glass.... woke curled up with a plastic pink flamingo between my legs, and wondered why people were calling me tosspot.

(Somebody wrote "tosspot" on my forehead when I was out, in permanent marker)... lulz

I thought we were not gonna discuss that time we met up in Metro.

Gotdammit.

:LOL1:

You know that was mostly different....

True.

I drew a penis on your forehead lol.

:LMAO:

But you used a Whiteboard marker....

Of course!

I'm a troll, not a flamer!

Lol

 

[Blurt]

Hey Blurt, Flynn said that your ass looks big in your new cocktail dress...

Surely you're not gonna stand for such cheek from a meth-mouthed junkie?

Surely I will... because I'm not a micron-thin skinned, pansy-assed, whoopee-cushion brained, Brit-toothed, cat-fucking, yellow-bellied putz, my friend.

Season's greetings, by the way! :fuckOFF:

 

[Adam Hitler]

This is her doppelganger seriously...

That is hilarious! Good one! You are the bestest at posting pictures that make me look retarded! Ha! Ha! You are smart!

I apologize for making fun of your face. In reality I am jealous of the way you look. I wish I didn't have so much hair. I spend a fortune on conditioner. I wish I had only a shimmer of your premature balding gene, that way I could make my life more streamlined. Also, I am totally green with envy at your Capital Hill style of dressing. You really have to be really secure in your homosexuality to let everyone know your sexual orientation from all the pink and light blue shades of neon you like parading around in. You go boy! One day maybe you can introduce me to your boyfriend?

You are also one of my favorite posters.

You do have an outrageously large forehead though....

 

[Adam Hitler]

Hey Blurt, Flynn said that your ass looks big in your new cocktail dress...

Surely you're not gonna stand for such cheek from a meth-mouthed junkie?

Surely I will... because I'm not a micron-thin skinned, pansy-assed, whoopee-cushion brained, Brit-toothed, cat-fucking, yellow-bellied putz, my friend.

Season's greetings, by the way! :fuckOFF:

Can't you just get a refund on the dress?

 

[Dove]

I know this is off topic

But my amazing kitten....Prudance Von Purrpuff is intensely watching Home Alone

She jumped up there after her and her sister had several minutes of serious Catlick mass. (When they groom eachother)

♡♡♡♡

 

[Frood]

I know this is off topic

But my amazing kitten....Prudance Von Purrpuff is intensely watching Home Alone

She jumped up there after her and her sister had several minutes of serious Catlick mass. (When they groom eachother)

♡♡♡♡

Wtf?

The second pic looks like a console on a Star Wars or Battlestar Galactica ship....

 

[Dove]

I know this is off topic

But my amazing kitten....Prudance Von Purrpuff is intensely watching Home Alone

She jumped up there after her and her sister had several minutes of serious Catlick mass. (When they groom eachother)

♡♡♡♡

Wtf?

The second pic looks like a console on a Star Wars or Battlestar Galactica ship....

On the TV? Hahaha.

Its Kevin sitting at the table with his mac n cheese right before the burglars show up :D

 

[Adam Hitler]

I hope you treated them to some Christmas catnip, aka the kitteh equivalent of opium. :LOL1:

 

[Dove]

I hope you treated them to some Christmas catnip, aka the kitteh equivalent of opium. :LOL1:

Oh hell yes.

I got cat nip wine for them lol. They've partied all night with me. Pretty Prudey Purrpuff has discovered TV lol

 

[Murdy]

Hey Blurt, Flynn said that your ass looks big in your new cocktail dress...

Surely you're not gonna stand for such cheek from a meth-mouthed junkie?

Surely I will... because I'm not a micron-thin skinned, pansy-assed, whoopee-cushion brained, Brit-toothed, cat-fucking, yellow-bellied putz, my friend.

Season's greetings, by the way! :fuckOFF:

Merry Christmas, Blurt

I know this is off topic

But my amazing kitten....Prudance Von Purrpuff is intensely watching Home Alone

She jumped up there after her and her sister had several minutes of serious Catlick mass. (When they groom eachother)

♡♡♡♡

I know this is off topic...


but FUCK everyone who thinks I fucked Big behind your back... I fucked YOU first

For starters... your e~romance was all inclusive of “who would you have a threesome with”

 

[Frood]

Flynn reading:

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[Dove]

Hey Blurt, Flynn said that your ass looks big in your new cocktail dress...

Surely you're not gonna stand for such cheek from a meth-mouthed junkie?

Surely I will... because I'm not a micron-thin skinned, pansy-assed, whoopee-cushion brained, Brit-toothed, cat-fucking, yellow-bellied putz, my friend.

Season's greetings, by the way! :fuckOFF:

Merry Christmas, Blurt

I know this is off topic

But my amazing kitten....Prudance Von Purrpuff is intensely watching Home Alone

She jumped up there after her and her sister had several minutes of serious Catlick mass. (When they groom eachother)

♡♡♡♡

I know this is off topic...


but FUCK everyone who thinks I fucked Big behind your back... I fucked YOU first

For starters... your e~romance was all inclusive of “who would you have a threesome with”

Our real life relationship is highly misunderstood lol.

People like to make it out as if we are both competing for Big. And I'm this weak creature suffering unrequited love with a man who "got rid of me" and you are just a desperate backstabber that fucked my ex.

And who cares?

I would never be friends with anyone who made such a mockery out of my deep grief. Regardless of how long ago it was.

Consider sources, yanno?

 

[Dove]

Flynn reading:

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Awesome! Hahahaha!!

Reading these post outloud is hilarious lol. Everytime I read a Flyn post there is actual shrieking in my inner monologue lol

 

[Dove]

Its snowing in here.

 

[Dove]

Catlick Mass taking place ♡

 

[Breakfall]

Catlick Mass taking place ♡

Can we seek out your nemesis and kill them? I just want to know the extent of my World....?

 

[Breakfall]

I can afford that...

 

[Frood]

Catlick Mass taking place ♡

Good well cared for feet!

 

[Breakfall]

Catlick Mass taking place ♡

Good well cared for feet!

We don’t have to tell anybody that I’m a killer! That makes complete sense to me...

 

[Frood]

Catlick Mass taking place ♡

Good well cared for feet!

We don’t have to tell anybody that I’m a killer! That makes complete sense to me...

Ok... you're not a killer but appreciate fine pussy feetz...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Catlick Mass taking place ♡

Are you trying to seduce Freud with those enticing naked feetz pics?

 

[Dove]

Uhhh guys.....that's my 17 year old daughters feet lol

 

[Breakfall]

You’re a good chick!

 

[Breakfall]

You do realise that some of us will break faces for you...you better consider that maybe?

 

[Dove]

Shucks.

Same!

 

[Breakfall]

Shucks.

Same!

Well...I think you deserve a little praise!

 

[Dove]

Shucks.

Same!

Well...I think you deserve a little praise!

Are you having a good Christmas?

I'm sitting here in a mess of paper and toy packaging lol. My 4 year old is going ham wild lol.