Not to be a dick....
...but bomb arse pussy disintegrates once a tart hits the big 40...
Don't shoot the messenger, girls....
You're still at general housekeeping duties and drunk spooning sessions (if the lights are out)....
I need proof or this is an airclaim. I’m willing to sacrifice my body for the good of science so you can test this theory... the sloppier the better:SmokeBreak2:
The last time I humped a random garden feature, I dropped a nearly full bottle of whiskey on the concrete, then licked up what I could between the shards of glass.... woke curled up with a plastic pink flamingo between my legs, and wondered why people were calling me tosspot.
(Somebody wrote "tosspot" on my forehead when I was out, in permanent marker)... lulz
I thought we were not gonna discuss that time we met up in Metro.
Gotdammit.
:LOL1:
You know that was mostly different....