Let's Talk About A Serious Crush You Had Or Have... (celeb or irl from the past)

[SHAMPAIN]

Right now I've had a serious crush on Alexandra Daddario, for some strange reason she pops up in my head outa the blue? I'll talk about crushes when I was young if the thread gains momentum...

 

[Seamajor]

I completely understand

 

[Frood]

Mmmm...Catherine Bell... schwing!

 

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[Dove]

I've drooled over Jensen Ackles and some rockstars but I never crossed into a crush.

I've only crushed on people I know. So listing them here would be insanely awkward.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I've drooled over Jensen Ackles and some rockstars but I never crossed into a crush.

I've only crushed on people I know. So listing them here would be insanely awkward.

No I was really meaning tell stories about your past shenanigans to get that crush or that someone you crave lol you don't need to mention names...

 

[Frood]

I forgot Zooey Deschanel....

 

[Dove]

I've drooled over Jensen Ackles and some rockstars but I never crossed into a crush.

I've only crushed on people I know. So listing them here would be insanely awkward.

No I was really meaning tell stories about your past shenanigans to get that crush or that someone you crave lol you don't need to mention names...

Well one time when the guy I was gut hooked on ghosted me ......after a considerable amount of emotional investment on my behalf.....I drove across a few states to confront him and make him dump me to my face. I was so hurt and felt I deserved more than a ghosting. Gave absolutely zero fucks about "looking psycho". I wanted him to break it off with dignity. I'm okay with being dumped. Im not entitled.....I just wont accept a ghosting after several months and intimacy.

Instead of dumping me to my face, he decided he wanted to pick back up and continue seeing me. Which I was not at all expecting.

I dont ever chase after men so having the one time I did pay off was pretty awesome lol.

We didnt last then but we are still close today. I regret nothing.

 

[Jeannie]

nail me with that hammer

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I've drooled over Jensen Ackles and some rockstars but I never crossed into a crush.

I've only crushed on people I know. So listing them here would be insanely awkward.

I think I need to give it a new title any ideas?

 

[Dove]

I've drooled over Jensen Ackles and some rockstars but I never crossed into a crush.

I've only crushed on people I know. So listing them here would be insanely awkward.

I think I need to give it a new title any ideas?

I think the title is fine!

 

[Frood]

I've drooled over Jensen Ackles and some rockstars but I never crossed into a crush.

I've only crushed on people I know. So listing them here would be insanely awkward.

No I was really meaning tell stories about your past shenanigans to get that crush or that someone you crave lol you don't need to mention names...

Well one time when the guy I was gut hooked on ghosted me ......after a considerable amount of emotional investment on my behalf.....I drove across a few states to confront him and make him dump me to my face. I was so hurt and felt I deserved more than a ghosting. Gave absolutely zero fucks about "looking psycho". I wanted him to break it off with dignity. I'm okay with being dumped. Im not entitled.....I just wont accept a ghosting after several months and intimacy.

Instead of dumping me to my face, he decided he wanted to pick back up and continue seeing me. Which I was not at all expecting.

I dont ever chase after men so having the one time I did pay off was pretty awesome lol.

We didnt last then but we are still close today. I regret nothing.

I was ghosting crazy chicks before the term was around...

 

[Dove]

I've drooled over Jensen Ackles and some rockstars but I never crossed into a crush.

I've only crushed on people I know. So listing them here would be insanely awkward.

No I was really meaning tell stories about your past shenanigans to get that crush or that someone you crave lol you don't need to mention names...

Well one time when the guy I was gut hooked on ghosted me ......after a considerable amount of emotional investment on my behalf.....I drove across a few states to confront him and make him dump me to my face. I was so hurt and felt I deserved more than a ghosting. Gave absolutely zero fucks about "looking psycho". I wanted him to break it off with dignity. I'm okay with being dumped. Im not entitled.....I just wont accept a ghosting after several months and intimacy.

Instead of dumping me to my face, he decided he wanted to pick back up and continue seeing me. Which I was not at all expecting.

I dont ever chase after men so having the one time I did pay off was pretty awesome lol.

We didnt last then but we are still close today. I regret nothing.

I was ghosting crazy chicks before the term was around...

Yeah I was ghosted before there was a term "ghosting" lol.

I'm glad I now have the vocab to express that audacity I experienced lol.

That unmitigated gull!!!

 

[Frood]

I've drooled over Jensen Ackles and some rockstars but I never crossed into a crush.

I've only crushed on people I know. So listing them here would be insanely awkward.

No I was really meaning tell stories about your past shenanigans to get that crush or that someone you crave lol you don't need to mention names...

Well one time when the guy I was gut hooked on ghosted me ......after a considerable amount of emotional investment on my behalf.....I drove across a few states to confront him and make him dump me to my face. I was so hurt and felt I deserved more than a ghosting. Gave absolutely zero fucks about "looking psycho". I wanted him to break it off with dignity. I'm okay with being dumped. Im not entitled.....I just wont accept a ghosting after several months and intimacy.

Instead of dumping me to my face, he decided he wanted to pick back up and continue seeing me. Which I was not at all expecting.

I dont ever chase after men so having the one time I did pay off was pretty awesome lol.

We didnt last then but we are still close today. I regret nothing.

I was ghosting crazy chicks before the term was around...

Yeah I was ghosted before there was a term "ghosting" lol.

I'm glad I now have the vocab to express that audacity I experienced lol.

I would move house and not give them a new address.

One chick drove across the city and scoured three suburbs until she recognised my vehicle.

That was the type of behaviour that made me ghost her to begin with... lulz

 

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[Dove]

I've drooled over Jensen Ackles and some rockstars but I never crossed into a crush.

I've only crushed on people I know. So listing them here would be insanely awkward.

No I was really meaning tell stories about your past shenanigans to get that crush or that someone you crave lol you don't need to mention names...

Well one time when the guy I was gut hooked on ghosted me ......after a considerable amount of emotional investment on my behalf.....I drove across a few states to confront him and make him dump me to my face. I was so hurt and felt I deserved more than a ghosting. Gave absolutely zero fucks about "looking psycho". I wanted him to break it off with dignity. I'm okay with being dumped. Im not entitled.....I just wont accept a ghosting after several months and intimacy.

Instead of dumping me to my face, he decided he wanted to pick back up and continue seeing me. Which I was not at all expecting.

I dont ever chase after men so having the one time I did pay off was pretty awesome lol.

We didnt last then but we are still close today. I regret nothing.

I was ghosting crazy chicks before the term was around...

Yeah I was ghosted before there was a term "ghosting" lol.

I'm glad I now have the vocab to express that audacity I experienced lol.

I would move house and not give them a new address.

One chick drove across the city and scoured three suburbs until she recognised my vehicle.

That was the type of behaviour that made me ghost her to begin with... lulz

.........that's a bit much.

You must eat pussy like a pro.

If he had really taken many steps like that to avoid me, I wouldn't have forced him. I'd let him be a coward and go home and cry it off and be done with it and just be more emotionally guarded in the future.

 

[Frood]

I've drooled over Jensen Ackles and some rockstars but I never crossed into a crush.

I've only crushed on people I know. So listing them here would be insanely awkward.

No I was really meaning tell stories about your past shenanigans to get that crush or that someone you crave lol you don't need to mention names...

Well one time when the guy I was gut hooked on ghosted me ......after a considerable amount of emotional investment on my behalf.....I drove across a few states to confront him and make him dump me to my face. I was so hurt and felt I deserved more than a ghosting. Gave absolutely zero fucks about "looking psycho". I wanted him to break it off with dignity. I'm okay with being dumped. Im not entitled.....I just wont accept a ghosting after several months and intimacy.

Instead of dumping me to my face, he decided he wanted to pick back up and continue seeing me. Which I was not at all expecting.

I dont ever chase after men so having the one time I did pay off was pretty awesome lol.

We didnt last then but we are still close today. I regret nothing.

I was ghosting crazy chicks before the term was around...

Yeah I was ghosted before there was a term "ghosting" lol.

I'm glad I now have the vocab to express that audacity I experienced lol.

I would move house and not give them a new address.

One chick drove across the city and scoured three suburbs until she recognised my vehicle.

That was the type of behaviour that made me ghost her to begin with... lulz

.........that's a bit much.

You must eat pussy like a pro.

My Native American name is: Clam Whisperer

 

[The Cuntess]

Crushes? I haven’t had a “crush” since 6th grade :facepalm:



*edit*

 

[The Cuntess]

Oh shit, you meant celebrity crushes. My bad

 

[Aryan Victory]

Carla from Corrie, I've actually met her and she looks about 20 years younger than her age, or at least she did about 4 years ago when I saw her;

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Oh shit, you meant celebrity crushes. My bad

I really meant both lol

 

[Frood]

I've drooled over Jensen Ackles and some rockstars but I never crossed into a crush.

I've only crushed on people I know. So listing them here would be insanely awkward.

No I was really meaning tell stories about your past shenanigans to get that crush or that someone you crave lol you don't need to mention names...

Well one time when the guy I was gut hooked on ghosted me ......after a considerable amount of emotional investment on my behalf.....I drove across a few states to confront him and make him dump me to my face. I was so hurt and felt I deserved more than a ghosting. Gave absolutely zero fucks about "looking psycho". I wanted him to break it off with dignity. I'm okay with being dumped. Im not entitled.....I just wont accept a ghosting after several months and intimacy.

Instead of dumping me to my face, he decided he wanted to pick back up and continue seeing me. Which I was not at all expecting.

I dont ever chase after men so having the one time I did pay off was pretty awesome lol.

We didnt last then but we are still close today. I regret nothing.

I was ghosting crazy chicks before the term was around...

Yeah I was ghosted before there was a term "ghosting" lol.

I'm glad I now have the vocab to express that audacity I experienced lol.

I would move house and not give them a new address.

One chick drove across the city and scoured three suburbs until she recognised my vehicle.

That was the type of behaviour that made me ghost her to begin with... lulz

.........that's a bit much.

You must eat pussy like a pro.

If he had really taken many steps like that to avoid me, I wouldn't have forced him. I'd let him be a coward and go home and cry it off and be done with it and just be more emotionally guarded in the future.

I broke it off first. She wasn't having it though.

I was worried that I'd wake up with my dick severed and placed in a mason jar if I didn't get away from her...

 

[The Cuntess]

Oh shit, you meant celebrity crushes. My bad

I really meant both lol

Ok, well….celebrity - Michael Hutchence and real life - a DJ from the UK lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Oh shit, you meant celebrity crushes. My bad

I really meant both lol

Ok, well….celebrity - Michael Hutchence and real life - a DJ from the UK lol

No stories from your schooldays?

 

[Aryan Victory]

Oh shit, you meant celebrity crushes. My bad

I really meant both lol

Ok, well….celebrity - Michael Hutchence and real life - a DJ from the UK lol

What genre of music did he play?

 

[The Cuntess]

Oh shit, you meant celebrity crushes. My bad

I really meant both lol

Ok, well….celebrity - Michael Hutchence and real life - a DJ from the UK lol

No stories from your schooldays?

School? Oh gawd lol


My girls and I played this game. We’d list all the finest guys in school and target who we wanted. Once we got them to pay attention to us, we’d lose interest. I wouldn’t sleep with them so they ended up turning stalkerish.


That guy from the UK tho…I still tear up over him to this day.

 

[The Cuntess]

Oh shit, you meant celebrity crushes. My bad

I really meant both lol

Ok, well….celebrity - Michael Hutchence and real life - a DJ from the UK lol

What genre of music did he play?

House. I still have his mixes saved *sigh*.


He’s the only one I’d ever “act” on.

 

[Dove]

I've drooled over Jensen Ackles and some rockstars but I never crossed into a crush.

I've only crushed on people I know. So listing them here would be insanely awkward.

No I was really meaning tell stories about your past shenanigans to get that crush or that someone you crave lol you don't need to mention names...

Well one time when the guy I was gut hooked on ghosted me ......after a considerable amount of emotional investment on my behalf.....I drove across a few states to confront him and make him dump me to my face. I was so hurt and felt I deserved more than a ghosting. Gave absolutely zero fucks about "looking psycho". I wanted him to break it off with dignity. I'm okay with being dumped. Im not entitled.....I just wont accept a ghosting after several months and intimacy.

Instead of dumping me to my face, he decided he wanted to pick back up and continue seeing me. Which I was not at all expecting.

I dont ever chase after men so having the one time I did pay off was pretty awesome lol.

We didnt last then but we are still close today. I regret nothing.

I was ghosting crazy chicks before the term was around...

Yeah I was ghosted before there was a term "ghosting" lol.

I'm glad I now have the vocab to express that audacity I experienced lol.

I would move house and not give them a new address.

One chick drove across the city and scoured three suburbs until she recognised my vehicle.

That was the type of behaviour that made me ghost her to begin with... lulz

.........that's a bit much.

You must eat pussy like a pro.

If he had really taken many steps like that to avoid me, I wouldn't have forced him. I'd let him be a coward and go home and cry it off and be done with it and just be more emotionally guarded in the future.

I broke it off first. She wasn't having it though.

I was worried that I'd wake up with my dick severed and placed in a mason jar if I didn't get away from her...

I've been there. I cant say loony men are worse than women though.

I have a friend....not really friends anymore because I distanced after seeing this go down.....that met a guy online from NC.

She did every single psychotic thing you could think of. They talked for a month. He showed up to meet her....spent a weekend in MI. I met him. He was awesome. I had a tube in my back from my kidney issues and was going through hell but she HAD to introduce us. He really was cool. I approved.

So she went back with him for two weeks. Got raging drunk one night and I guess laid on the psycho pretty hard. He was divorced from a woman who was an alcoholic....so you know this put him right off. Next morning, he told her he wanted to "cool things off" and go slower.

Which I think was reasonable. He could have flat out noped her. But he was gonna let her redeem herself by just cooling the jets.

How does she respond to this?

By writing him a 50 paragraph email about feelings complete with poetry and Leonard Cohen song lyrics. She sent this fatal attraction manifesto to me for approval. I could not even read it all. I told her "Hey it's really good you got all this out. Now delete it immediately and DO NOT SEND him this".

Well....she sent it. Then waited for three days....got no response(who would guess?)....and wrote a few more. Ended it with a textual meltdown involving a pregnancy. Lied about being pregnant. Tried to lie to ME about being pregnant. Turned on me because I wouldnt agree to take her to abort her fake pregnancy(she knows how anti abortion I am and did that to me on purpose just to spit on my boundaries and make ME the bad guy). Then sent ME a psycho email about how i was so involved with myself(you know my pesky health crisis and budding opiate addiction) before having a dramatic fake miscarriage that she blasted on FB that she had a baby "hanging out of her" and "no one cares".

It. Was. Amazing lmaoooo.

Never ever heard from homeboy again and bless him lol. Poor guy lol.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I had a thing for Cheryl Cole when I was a young coomer, wanted to fuck her sooooo bad!!!

coal burning didn't bother me back then...