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[Master]

Most of the icons were in KOF. Talk to TWAP.
Mini icons don't get to call shots.

Twap is a moron.

Twap was the wizard in the live action role playing flame gang called knights of fire. KOF was considered the worst flame gang until the cunt wankers came along

TWAP would ask if you wanted to join KOF and when you said no he would sign you up and send you an animated gif of a little knight with a flaming sword to use as your avatar

That was KOF. Vitriol was in KOF, he created fractals as a way of making up for all the buffoonary that happened in KOF

Do you remember when all of them were at CO?

It was an autism fair and TwaP would give them all title matches. Then one of them made their own forum and they tried stealing the rabble from CO.

Nobody went.

You tried to start so many matches at CO even TWAP told you to cool it. Didn't you welch on match money a few times?
Lulz

When did this happen?

You do know I have the CO archives, right?

Good you better delete that shit. But, TWAP has that shit too AND TWAP DOESNT LIE.
Heh

Well, twats lying if she says he has the entire archive.

Sayin

Yeah, better back off TWAP has plenty. You prolly can't wait til he croaks.

I’m sure I’m not the only one

 

[Master Pu]

Ok shows over.
Back to Blandscape.

 

[Master]

Ok shows over.
Back to Blandscape.

White flag noted, victim

 

[Master Pu]

That's bullshit. But it pissed him off and he was gone. He was a shoutbox icon especially.

Your defending somebody who looks at CP?

Colour me shocked

You standing next to the Mfr?

You are

What does that make you? A diddler sympathizer?

Pfft. Dude, go back to doing pre-writes. You suck at this in real time.

You got turned into a human tardcicle with your vapid list of “icons”, pooch.

Top that, then come back to me about “der real time” you golf ball brained castration.

FORE!!

FORE Deez Nutz maybe.
BH is readable pretty much on way back, EB's shit is still there. Then there are other boards. So what you say is not provable.

Says the idiot who thinks he’s some historian of this community.

Everything I said is 100% truth. I was there during all of it. You wernt.

Cun’T and Fraud were also. Even Flynn.

Did you just say you want me to punch you in the nuts, you sick diddler sympathizer?

It's a large population you dumb cocksucker and TCW's, sometimes
just me and Jiggy, would fuck all their shit up constantly. The Icons we're all scrollbombers and reading Blandscape is better.

You fucked nobody up at any time, Fester.

Even Jiggy don’t back you up (chuckles)

Remember when you said you had “peeps” on Twitter yet you had one follow?

2
*BOOM*

Your dead wife don’t count.

Last word on the subject.
The above is considered a 'mini icons' nuclear bomb. Even tho my wife died long ago.
Peace-

 

[Master]

Says the moron who spews he talks to his dead wife and that other human stain lemon regularly….

When living ppl refuse to talk to you I guess there’s other options

 

[Aylana]

Most of the icons were in KOF. Talk to TWAP.
Mini icons don't get to call shots.

Twap is a moron.

Twap was the wizard in the live action role playing flame gang called knights of fire. KOF was considered the worst flame gang until the cunt wankers came along

TWAP would ask if you wanted to join KOF and when you said no he would sign you up and send you an animated gif of a little knight with a flaming sword to use as your avatar

That was KOF. Vitriol was in KOF, he created fractals as a way of making up for all the buffoonary that happened in KOF

Do you remember when all of them were at CO?

It was an autism fair and TwaP would give them all title matches. Then one of them made their own forum and they tried stealing the rabble from CO.

Nobody went.

Flynn would be the cheap bobblehead that's leaning to one side like it's dead.

What is it you want you senile fuck?

He still wants Biggie's shirtless gym bathroom picture

Didn’t DumbZo here request a baby oiled up chest pic of Biggy?

Didnt he also want gun pics from Bonesnore at one time?

Benzo is synonymous with shitposter.

Bonesaw said that Benzo was a worthless sack of shit and he went flame mode off and told him that.

That old man is a alley rat groupie smelling the 10 year old piss stains of his idols.

Dovey kicked his ass a few weeks ago and got placed on his "ignore" list

nuff said

the only one holding his diapers is Flea and even she holds her nose when she does it.

 

[Master]

Flynn and blandscape should do a match


On another board so we can all completely ignore it

Why, you haven't ignored either one here?

Because they are lonely victims.

These crumbs have absolutely no social interaction in the real world and will mop up everything they see on this forum because it’s all they have.

I had to put Dovid back on iggy cuz responding to her was fucking creepy. I don’t want to be associated with that trash, but if I’m here between games I sure as shit want this place to run smoothly.

I think this place runs more smoothly when she's ignored by everyone but her rimmers.

Agreed

I only unblock when the rumors she had yet another mental breakdown on the forums happens, and even then I only scroll past to see how many swipes it takes to get thru it.

You could get carpal tunnel syndrome scrolling that much.

Yeah but nothing compared to some of the best breakdowns this community has seen back in the day.

Evil Bloods breakdown was fucking awesome. Brents was awesome too.

They gave zero fucks, either and we’re back at it right after. Great times

I wasn't around for those.

EB’s was legendary.

But so much has been added on to it if you wernt there when it happened chances are your getting the 500th version of it.

Brents has been reposted countless times. Something about his grandmother raising him and he spent all his time on flame forums and we were all bad or something.

I got love for both. EB was the most well rounded flamer in this games history and the only match flamer if you brought something big he brought something bigger. The guy had no peer and brought out the best in everyone. The match I had against him at FC was linked to a plethora of comedy sites and he made a story flame about me with a guy dressed in a Spider-Man suit that to this day I still believe was EB.

Brent was pulling pop culture shots way before I took over doing them. I was a fan when he said something like he was swinging on a chain naked doing rob van dam splits while everyone was licking his ass or something like that. It was hilarious

And the both of them are awesome behind the scenes, too

EB was BH. We were in alt.flame when he trolled some of us to check out BH and me and clueless wombat went at him. The first two story flames were directed at his ass and got that red ribbon award and placed in the BH archives.

He was always calling people out for matches and the thing we did was to pretend not to see them. Then he would get angry if you did not follow up his flames fast enough and claim he "owned" you and yell RACK.

Him and that MSN paint catoon german kid were really memorable.

The main skit was to constantly rail against all the porn and say how all the members were addicted to it and needed help. I remember yelling at this one dude for talking to a china spam bot and he had a mini meltdown defending himself saying he was not conversing with a bot.

LolKaust?

That dude was an actual Nazi. He didn’t play one like some morons I see.

I added onto one of his rants about Muslims once and he kept it in his flame.
Dude was a genius

There is a cartoon he made called Jim Kirk's christmas present at BH that he made me but I did not save it.
I remember making him a new MSN paint avatar that was him pissing on the ground and shitting into his hand, called "this is how LOLKAUST makes content" that got a red ribbon but can't find it at the archives

I wrote him this crazy flame where I had him asking people to stick a wad of TP up their ass then at the end of the day taking it out and placing it in a ziplock bag and sending it to him, he found it hilarious.

That dude was way ahead of his time.

The video game he made after the Boston bombings was horrible. Dude was trolling news reporters.

It’s a damn shame most of his shit is gone

 

[Aylana]

Says the moron who spews he talks to his dead wife and that other human stain lemon regularly….

When living ppl refuse to talk to you I guess there’s other options

He probably heading to the nearest graveyard to jerk off, fucking creeper

 

[Master]

Most of the icons were in KOF. Talk to TWAP.
Mini icons don't get to call shots.

Twap is a moron.

Twap was the wizard in the live action role playing flame gang called knights of fire. KOF was considered the worst flame gang until the cunt wankers came along

TWAP would ask if you wanted to join KOF and when you said no he would sign you up and send you an animated gif of a little knight with a flaming sword to use as your avatar

That was KOF. Vitriol was in KOF, he created fractals as a way of making up for all the buffoonary that happened in KOF

Do you remember when all of them were at CO?

It was an autism fair and TwaP would give them all title matches. Then one of them made their own forum and they tried stealing the rabble from CO.

Nobody went.

Flynn would be the cheap bobblehead that's leaning to one side like it's dead.

What is it you want you senile fuck?

He still wants Biggie's shirtless gym bathroom picture

Didn’t DumbZo here request a baby oiled up chest pic of Biggy?

Didnt he also want gun pics from Bonesnore at one time?

Benzo is synonymous with shitposter.

Bonesaw said that Benzo was a worthless sack of shit and he went flame mode off and told him that.

That old man is a alley rat groupie smelling the 10 year old piss stains of his idols.

Dovey kicked his ass a few weeks ago and got placed on his "ignore" list

nuff said

the only one holding his diapers is Flea and even she holds her nose when she does it.

Everyone has kicked DumbZo around.

Forums need punching bags, he fits a quota

 

[Master]

Says the moron who spews he talks to his dead wife and that other human stain lemon regularly….

When living ppl refuse to talk to you I guess there’s other options

He probably heading to the nearest graveyard to jerk off, fucking creeper

I actually feel sorry for the guy.

He tries to fit in but nobody cares about him so he recreates himself to be something else that nobody cares about.

Poor sap just wants attention

 

[Aylana]

Says the moron who spews he talks to his dead wife and that other human stain lemon regularly….

When living ppl refuse to talk to you I guess there’s other options

He probably heading to the nearest graveyard to jerk off, fucking creeper

I actually feel sorry for the guy.

He tries to fit in but nobody cares about him so he recreates himself to be something else that nobody cares about.

Poor sap just wants attention

He goes to tag sales, plays bingo and shit posts on forums. He sad.

 

[The Countess]

Says the moron who spews he talks to his dead wife and that other human stain lemon regularly….

When living ppl refuse to talk to you I guess there’s other options

He probably heading to the nearest graveyard to jerk off, fucking creeper

I actually feel sorry for the guy.

He tries to fit in but nobody cares about him so he recreates himself to be something else that nobody cares about.

Poor sap just wants attention

He goes to tag sales, plays bingo and shit posts on forums. He sad.

who the fuck are you to talk about anyone being sad? You catfish dudes and tuck your dick in. You hate being a man. Ain’t nothing worse than THAT.

 

[Aylana]

Says the moron who spews he talks to his dead wife and that other human stain lemon regularly….

When living ppl refuse to talk to you I guess there’s other options

He probably heading to the nearest graveyard to jerk off, fucking creeper

I actually feel sorry for the guy.

He tries to fit in but nobody cares about him so he recreates himself to be something else that nobody cares about.

Poor sap just wants attention

He goes to tag sales, plays bingo and shit posts on forums. He sad.

who the fuck are you to talk about anyone being sad? You catfish dudes and tuck your dick in. You hate being a man. Ain’t nothing worse than THAT.

Poor Flea, stuck with elderly diaper duty and rehashing Benzo's cunt wanker lames all day.

SAD!

 

[Master]

You gonna take that shit, Flea?

 

[Aylana]

You gonna take that shit, Flea?

There is a scene in m night shyamalan's The Visit where this elderly fuckhead shits his diapers and make a shrine out of them in the barn. That is Benzo

Flea should sodomize Benzo with a scented candle and then smash his colostomy bag against his face like that vintage scene in Public Enemy where James Cagney smashes a grapefruit in Mae Clarke's face.

That would restore her street cred

Flea riding sidecar in Benzo's mobility scooter really hurts her image.

It's like West Side Story, Flea is Maria but instead of falling for a cool gang member, she falls for an elderly homosexual and they spend the whole film singing and dancing to Barbara Streisand songs and going to bingo tournaments.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

damn.. benzol is getting dragged here

 

[The Countess]

Says the moron who spews he talks to his dead wife and that other human stain lemon regularly….

When living ppl refuse to talk to you I guess there’s other options

He probably heading to the nearest graveyard to jerk off, fucking creeper

I actually feel sorry for the guy.

He tries to fit in but nobody cares about him so he recreates himself to be something else that nobody cares about.

Poor sap just wants attention

He goes to tag sales, plays bingo and shit posts on forums. He sad.

who the fuck are you to talk about anyone being sad? You catfish dudes and tuck your dick in. You hate being a man. Ain’t nothing worse than THAT.

Poor Flea, stuck with elderly diaper duty and rehashing Benzo's cunt wanker lames all day.

SAD!

Poor Poppy, stuck tucking his dick in while taking ass selfies to post on FT. FAGGOTRY

 

[Aylana]

Says the moron who spews he talks to his dead wife and that other human stain lemon regularly….

When living ppl refuse to talk to you I guess there’s other options

He probably heading to the nearest graveyard to jerk off, fucking creeper

I actually feel sorry for the guy.

He tries to fit in but nobody cares about him so he recreates himself to be something else that nobody cares about.

Poor sap just wants attention

He goes to tag sales, plays bingo and shit posts on forums. He sad.

who the fuck are you to talk about anyone being sad? You catfish dudes and tuck your dick in. You hate being a man. Ain’t nothing worse than THAT.

Poor Flea, stuck with elderly diaper duty and rehashing Benzo's cunt wanker lames all day.

SAD!

Poor Poppy, stuck tucking his dick in while taking ass selfies to post on FT. FAGGOTRY

Poor flea, she has gone full cunt wrangler.

Sad.

Maybe you and Benzo should go start a wrasslen thread.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hanging around Bedpanzo isn’t a good look for anyone apparently

CBT material

 

[Master]

Says the moron who spews he talks to his dead wife and that other human stain lemon regularly….

When living ppl refuse to talk to you I guess there’s other options

He probably heading to the nearest graveyard to jerk off, fucking creeper

I actually feel sorry for the guy.

He tries to fit in but nobody cares about him so he recreates himself to be something else that nobody cares about.

Poor sap just wants attention

He goes to tag sales, plays bingo and shit posts on forums. He sad.

who the fuck are you to talk about anyone being sad? You catfish dudes and tuck your dick in. You hate being a man. Ain’t nothing worse than THAT.

Poor Flea, stuck with elderly diaper duty and rehashing Benzo's cunt wanker lames all day.

SAD!

Poor Poppy, stuck tucking his dick in while taking ass selfies to post on FT. FAGGOTRY

Poor flea, she has gone full cunt wrangler.

Sad.

Maybe you and Benzo should go start a wrasslen thread.

Why?

So the fucker can post up pics of oily muscle heads all over a thread and say shit like “luuk at this guys pec’s”?

Brent actually trained to be a wrestler. I gotta give that guy props for actually training to let dudes hit you in the head with a chair and getting power bombed thru a flaming table.

Benzo reminds me of Verne Gagne who, in a retirement home, had a delusion he was in his 30’s and gave some poor old guy a piledriver and killed him. They wouldn’t even press charges on the guy.

Benzo is already talking to ghosts, you know the times coming where he puts some bingo lady’s head between his legs and spikes it on a bingo table and when the cops take him down to the station he will be screaming like Redd Fox clutching his chest that it’s the big one to his dead wife.

I’ll never forget Bra1n in DM asking me “who the fuck is this guy” when he started posting up tranny gifs. Like, everyone chilled out on that shit but here’s ol Benzo posting up tranny gifs with so much gusto he creeped out the crew he wanted to be a part of.

Facts- he was down with Wino, a diddler, and that one fool from TF who was threatening to post CP at Fleas first board. If those aren’t red flags, idk what to tell you.

Come to think of it, why is this scum allowed to post here with such a questionable connection with human filth?

Surely this place isn’t that desperate

 

[Aylana]

Phrostybyte or something like that was the guy who posted a pic of his over sized nuts and would ask freud if he wanted to lick jam or peanut butter off his asshole. He also posted a photo of the inside of his appalachian log cabin with his social security card right on the table for everyone to zoom in and read.

He, ant, johny and deadzo were the tranny spamming foursome that brought us "COUCH" and "Cohab fag" and "Freud is gay" and "Cunty is gay" ect.

Remember when even Brain was starting to wonder why these idiots were showing so much enthusiasm for spamming his forum with tranny porn. TRF looked like a Shemale Porn Hub sister site. You put TRF in an image search and all that came back was BOOM and tranny gifs.

Then to top that shit, Benzo spends months talking to the ghost of a deceased member of sg, frequently in a sexual manner. That was when Bonesaw went flame mode off and said benzo was basically a worthless piece of forum shit. But he was Flea's pet so he got a pass.

That clown lasted like one week before he was chased out of BC. His booms went over like a wet fart and everyone had him immediately pegged for a libtarded old geezer who posted nothing worth reading.

BF to Benzo is like that rickety porch that dogs crawl under to die. He can't post anywhere else so he ended up here.

 

[Master]

Ah yes, Phrostbyte. Another victim who got hung over a cliff by his Mork suspenders on the thin branch of life.

The guy was one of my biggest Stans at BH. A fucking gutter dwelling Warcrafter who cried when nobody wanted join his guild or clan or whatever it was you joined. He linked his stats and got butthurt and ran off when ppl were like “um, dude, you suck the creme out Twinkie dicks”.

I’ll never forget his videos, especially the one where he was playing with a toy motorized airplane while wearing the double Velcro strapped gym shoes, or the video were he’s shooting an AK then pointing out how much deeper the bullet went the closer he got to the tree he was shooting at. Like “no, really? That shit actually happened, chief”?

He never lived down that dog fucking flame I made on him. Three vs 1 flame match and the only person who voted for the three was Benzo who was too chicken shit to stick with his buddy who threatened a forum with CP.

Last I heard about the guy he was in prison. Let him fucking rot there

 

[Breakfall]

Ah yes, Phrostbyte. Another victim who got hung over a cliff by his Mork suspenders on the thin branch of life.

The guy was one of my biggest Stans at BH. A fucking gutter dwelling Warcrafter who cried when nobody wanted join his guild or clan or whatever it was you joined. He linked his stats and got butthurt and ran off when ppl were like “um, dude, you suck the creme out Twinkie dicks”.

I’ll never forget his videos, especially the one where he was playing with a toy motorized airplane while wearing the double Velcro strapped gym shoes, or the video were he’s shooting an AK then pointing out how much deeper the bullet went the closer he got to the tree he was shooting at. Like “no, really? That shit actually happened, chief”?

He never lived down that dog fucking flame I made on him. Three vs 1 flame match and the only person who voted for the three was Benzo who was too chicken shit to stick with his buddy who threatened a forum with CP.

Last I heard about the guy he was in prison. Let him fucking rot there

I don’t read your fucking drivel on this forum and I sure as hell don’t see what @Bastard Factory sees in you, but I’ll fucking break your fucking skull if I ever got my hands on you. Sleazy little cunt!

 

[X]

You got smashed on by drunk ass Blandscape. He’s so boring, yet he managed to dog walk you across the forum. Lol

Call Uber, your ass needs another lift.

Over there at FT crying like a little girl. Trying to justify getting beat down by Blandscape.

He was beatdown, but he was never out. Unlike you should have been a very long time ago. Keep your kegs on bonnie lass, he's been living under your fucking nose for years here, while your talent subjugated itself to his/hers/its/dat there dems.

holy fuck man do you ever stfu or is it an ocular assault of parafuckinggraphs everyfucking time ?? fuck I wish your fingers would vanish
lassie and laddy who even says that but old people fucking retarded old people at that

 

[X]

ha ha all those words from Sylvester tha Cat ... splattin an a spittin' thuferin thucotash I poth on tha intherwebZ lot'sa wordZ ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[X]

@Breakfall

what's up shortstuff ?

 

[Breakfall]

@Breakfall

what's up shortstuff ?

Ello short dick. Surfing, art, writing...the usual. You?

 

[Breakfall]

ha ha all those words from Sylvester tha Cat ... splattin an a spittin' thuferin thucotash I poth on tha intherwebZ lot'sa wordZ ha ha ha ha ha ha

I can’t believe that you actually read what that fucking try-hard Blandscape cunt puts to post!?That’s another fuckwit that Bastard Factory could do without. The fucking forum is inundated with leftarded idiots and nerds. Next thing the place will be catering for the LGBTQP+

 

[LotusBud]

None of these people are icons, imo. Not major or mini. I don't admire people who get their self-esteem from putting other people down. It's not just childish, it's a mental illness.

I know, I know. The innernets have made the mentally ill popular. But I don't give two fucks.

 

[Breakfall]

None of these people are icons, imo. Not major or mini. I don't admire people who get their self-esteem from putting other people down. It's not just childish, it's a mental illness.

I know, I know. The innernets have made the mentally ill popular. But I don't give two fucks.

Lotus...the first sentence I read of yours on this board was putting people down. Most of us on Bastard Factory are highly educated. You talk of mental illness like forum cliches. Grow up...nobody’s buying that crap.