A tale of two heifers. The "cease and desist" edition. M**d.

[Breakfall]

Fat not flat.

That’s the worst thing that can happen to a woman! Having curves and looking a bit chubby…but ripped off in the arse department!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I didn’t try. I actually got one. It’s curvy and round.


See, they lipo’d fat and injected it into my ass, leaving me with curves galore. I guarantee my shit don’t, won’t and will never look like that. I really don’t think you want it with me.

Lmao -- there goes that smoke

 

[Dove]

I didn’t try. I actually got one. It’s curvy and round.


See, they lipo’d fat and injected it into my ass, leaving me with curves galore. I guarantee my shit don’t, won’t and will never look like that. I really don’t think you want it with me.

Why did she have you on ignore?

Bahahahaha shes a nut.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That’s the worst thing that can happen to a woman! Having curves and looking a bit chubby…but ripped off in the arse department!

Bro -- son --- dawg

Don't get me started here.

I'm the onsite authority on bubble butts yo. I been dating black women for years

And um .... nah... lemme not be cruel --- yet

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Why did she have you on ignore?

Bahahahaha shes a nut.

But hold the fucking phone for a second

did this chic really just say that Flea had to go out and buy an ass like the one she's got?

Did I read that right?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Tell me I'm the one that's tripping here

 

[Dove]

But hold the fucking phone for a second

did this chic really just say that Flea had to go out and buy an ass like the one she's got?

Did I read that right?

You did lol

 

[Breakfall]

Bro -- son --- dawg

Don't get me started here.

I'm the onsite authority on bubble butts yo. I been dating black women for years

And um .... nah... lemme not be cruel --- yet

Someone said to me the other day (I think it could’ve been Joe) that I’m fixated on big booty because I grew up around all the busty African women. He wasn’t wrong!

 

[Dove]

Tell me I'm the one that's tripping here

Nope she said it

I dont know why she decided to talk shit on Flea or why she had her on ignore.

Fleas ass really took a shit in her cheerios I guess lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Nope she said it

I dont know why she decided to talk shit on Flea or why she had her on ignore.

Fleas ass really took a shit in her cheerios I guess lol

The delusions are really real yo.

 

[The Cuntess]

Nope she said it

I dont know why she decided to talk shit on Flea or why she had her on ignore.

Fleas ass really took a shit in her cheerios I guess lol

I was being nice, mang. She could go fix hers. She has money right?

 

[Dove]

I was being nice, mang. She could go fix hers. She has money right?

She spent it all at Pottery Barn :D

All 12 seats to sit her flat ass lol.

 

[Blazor]

I was being nice, mang. She could go fix hers. She has money right?

Girl, if she put all the money that she put into a 12 person table.... dat ass would be Yuge!

 

[Dove]

I do lunges and stuff and that definately helps.

I definately dont have a Kardashian ass but I do pretty good lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Murdy -- boo boo -- wild child

Girrrlfriend? We was friends for a long time and I feel I owe you this one. For all the good times we had.

Play like EPMD and CHILL

sit that one out yo -- and I mean way back -- in the cheap seats where you gotta use a telescope to see the game

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This chic didn't really just go there


She totally has me off my snob troll and back to my street era now

Fuck nah.... nah man nah!!!!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I was being nice, mang. She could go fix hers. She has money right?

She kinda insinuating there's nothing wrong there tho.

 

[The Cuntess]

I used J.Lo as a model for my procedure. Had to go with my fellow Latina.

 

[Dove]

Remember guys. Haters are miserable. FACT!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You see what you get? You see what you get when you start mixing it up with the Poarka?

You start saying some really crazy shit like she does

 

[Dove]

It's weird being a woman and finding out you've been in some one sided....flat sided...competition you didnt even know you were in.

 

[The Cuntess]

It's weird being a woman and finding out you've been in some one sided....flat sided...competition you didnt even know you were in.

Competition? Is that what it is? Man, I haven’t done one of these since 2014

 

[Blazor]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Lily is about as bad for the mind as fentanyl

 

[Blazor]

Lily is about as bad for the mind as fentanyl

 

[The Cuntess]

Lily is about as bad for the mind as fentanyl

I don’t think Lily is telling her my ass is her enemy.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I don’t think Lily is telling her my ass is her enemy.

I dunno but lily sure has her game all fucked up at the moment

 

[No One]

I dunno but lily sure has her game all fucked up at the moment

Friend and foe alike trampled beneath teh belligerent hooves of tPoTF.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Friend and foe alike trampled beneath teh belligerent hooves of tPoTF.

The pig is such a bad influence on people

Murdy was basically a normal person until she got cosy with this hogbeast