A tale of two heifers. The "cease and desist" edition. M**d.

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If I wanted to eat ass....my husbands ass is actually plumper LOL.

Also the women I drop trou for normally are kinda high on the scale yanno? Js.

I'm just down to earth after some whiskey.
 
I wonder if biggy ever trips over doves dick when they get all tangled up tripping over each others poasts like that AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
 
Ok my 2 cents; turdy murdy tries way too fucking hard. She also desperately seeks validation and wants to be considered attractive, but unfortunately for her, that isn't the case. So, in frustration she lashes out at women who are attractive and in doing so alienates herself even further and ultimately becomes even more miserable and frustrated.

I won't even bother discussing her utterly retarded political views and talking points, but lets just say that parroting batshit crazy woke rhetoric does her no favours either.

Doesn't she claim to have some soyboi boyfriend? If she isn't careful while she's busy getting sloppy drunk on cheap vodka and taking selfies of her oddly proportioned rear end to post online, he'll be secretly meeting up with Aidsman for some midnight squidgy bumfun in the local park.
 
You people are so rude to each other, I just read this thread and like wow ! just wow
get help

ffs

what if someone died than what huh ? man, think aboot it .
so what if biggys short, really man so what, better him than any of us right ...

shit
one minute you're here and than apparently due a vaX the next minute you're not, just wow


be nice you fucks

you know whose watching don'tcha ?

dA JEWzz yo !

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they'll fiX yeh, ask Aryan, been shavin' 'is balls for years lookin' fer them

so watch out folks
 
Ok my 2 cents; turdy murdy tries way too fucking hard. She also desperately seeks validation and wants to be considered attractive, but unfortunately for her, that isn't the case. So, in frustration she lashes out at women who are attractive and in doing so alienates herself even further and ultimately becomes even more miserable and frustrated.

I won't even bother discussing her utterly retarded political views and talking points, but lets just say that parroting batshit crazy woke rhetoric does her no favours either.

Doesn't she claim to have some soyboi boyfriend? If she isn't careful while she's busy getting sloppy drunk on cheap vodka and taking selfies of her oddly proportioned rear end to post online, he'll be secretly meeting up with Aidsman for some midnight squidgy bumfun in the local park.
Whoa...dropping knowledge like Kanye...
 
so what if biggys short, really man so what, better him than any of us right ...

I'm shorter than Big's reported height of 5'9".

"really man so what" indeed.

Just try to be creative please...
I've already heard all the midget, hobbit, and gnome jokes.
Seriously. Every single joke.
Just ask Aylana: she's the one who tossed out most of them.
 
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You people are so rude to each other, I just read this thread and like wow ! just wow
get help

ffs

what if someone died than what huh ? man, think aboot it .
so what if biggys short, really man so what, better him than any of us right ...

shit
one minute you're here and than apparently due a vaX the next minute you're not, just wow


be nice you fucks

you know whose watching don'tcha ?

dA JEWzz yo !

DistortedDeadlyAmericansaddlebred-size_restricted.gif


they'll fiX yeh, ask Aryan, been shavin' 'is balls for years lookin' fer them

so watch out folks
Bit early to be on the scotch isn't it?
 
Ok my 2 cents; turdy murdy tries way too fucking hard. She also desperately seeks validation and wants to be considered attractive, but unfortunately for her, that isn't the case. So, in frustration she lashes out at women who are attractive and in doing so alienates herself even further and ultimately becomes even more miserable and frustrated.

I won't even bother discussing her utterly retarded political views and talking points, but lets just say that parroting batshit crazy woke rhetoric does her no favours either.

Doesn't she claim to have some soyboi boyfriend? If she isn't careful while she's busy getting sloppy drunk on cheap vodka and taking selfies of her oddly proportioned rear end to post online, he'll be secretly meeting up with Aidsman for some midnight squidgy bumfun in the local park.
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