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Minces around like a fairy when no ones looking.
Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.
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really? smdh
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This is her back garden..
OP
OP
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Bleaches his balloon knot once a week in case he gets lucky .
OP
OP
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Can’t grow a beard, so plucks his pubes and sticks them on his chin with gorilla glue.
OP
OP
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Makes gorilla climbing toys so he can secretly harvest their smegma.
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Was once arrested for storming onto the set of the Jerry Springer Show, then wrestling Springer himself to the floor, soiling his mother's panties, and shoving his fingers up Springers nose while demanding the audience all dance the macarena "Or Dr. Phil here gets it!"
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"Marrrdeh graw, beeyash!"
Likes to run up to parking meter cops and dry hump them while demanding they sniff his butt.
Likes to run up to parking meter cops and dry hump them while demanding they sniff his butt.
OP
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Spends every holiday looking for elusive beach chickens.
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Likes to go into old folks' homes and bounce up and down at a speed that violates the laws of Newtonian physics just so the spectacle of it makes the old people yell with fright, then pees on their Bingo cards and runs away cackling like a marmot.
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Sticks his ass to the radio speakers so he can hear the echoes from his bored out anus.
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My anus is bored. In fact, it just unleashed a truly stankful belch of boredom. BRRRAAWWRRRRPPPT!
Likes to stuff his fingers up other peoples' noses when he passes them on the street.
Likes to stuff his fingers up other peoples' noses when he passes them on the street.
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Thinks the song "You Shook Me All Night Long" is about a race car.
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His face scares the shit out of the toilet.
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Makes gurgling noises and flicks her bean in her sleep
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Digs up gay men hookers and eats their penises.
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Has been fantasizing about Olivier Shagnasty fingering his asshole.
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