Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Swamp-Duck]

Minces around like a fairy when no ones looking.

 

[Big Sexy]

SD is IRL codependent

 

[X]

Makes absurd accusations while eating Cheezies ..

 

[TheHaze]

Like's swimming in a cesspool- - - - - -

 

[Jeannie]

Has a vase full of 10 year old Jolly Ranchers that he brings out every year but nobody knocks, wonder why?

Stuck his finger in his dead moms pussy so he could smell and 'remember' ...

really? smdh

 

[Swamp-Duck]

This is her back garden..

 

[X]

Has so much sex the Birds and the Bees tell stories about 'SHWAMP-DYUK' ....

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Bleaches his balloon knot once a week in case he gets lucky .

 

[TheHaze]

Has to pay for sex- - - - -

 

[X]

Smokes dick ..... unfiltered

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Can’t grow a beard, so plucks his pubes and sticks them on his chin with gorilla glue.

 

[X]

Harvest's the glue from the gorillas

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Makes gorilla climbing toys so he can secretly harvest their smegma.

 

[X]

Puts lipstick on her Balloon knot before dates

 

[skinofevil]

Was once arrested for storming onto the set of the Jerry Springer Show, then wrestling Springer himself to the floor, soiling his mother's panties, and shoving his fingers up Springers nose while demanding the audience all dance the macarena "Or Dr. Phil here gets it!"

 

[X]

Sit's in Springers audience hoping to flash his good nipple for beads

 

[skinofevil]

"Marrrdeh graw, beeyash!"

Likes to run up to parking meter cops and dry hump them while demanding they sniff his butt.

 

[X]

Can and WILL slap you upside yo cracker head if you make an absurd accusation against him\her ..

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Spends every holiday looking for elusive beach chickens.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to go into old folks' homes and bounce up and down at a speed that violates the laws of Newtonian physics just so the spectacle of it makes the old people yell with fright, then pees on their Bingo cards and runs away cackling like a marmot.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Sticks his ass to the radio speakers so he can hear the echoes from his bored out anus.

 

[skinofevil]

My anus is bored. In fact, it just unleashed a truly stankful belch of boredom. BRRRAAWWRRRRPPPT!

Likes to stuff his fingers up other peoples' noses when he passes them on the street.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Thinks the song "You Shook Me All Night Long" is about a race car.

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to dress up as a woman and go into the locker room at the YWCA and jerk off and cum on the toilet seats- - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His face scares the shit out of the toilet.

 

[realgrimm]

Makes gurgling noises and flicks her bean in her sleep

 

[TheHaze]

Dig up dead hookers and do strange things to them- - - - - -

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Digs up gay men hookers and eats their penises.

 

[RAVEN]

Believes fingering his asshole will cure is chronic headaches...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Has been fantasizing about Olivier Shagnasty fingering his asshole.