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[X]

I expected so much, the

 

[X]

Munsters was horrid

 

[Jack]

100 Corpses did not suck

 

[Jack]

1000

 

[X]

Rob zombie sucks now

 

[Jack]

One of the best

 

[X]

No that was good

 

[Jack]

he always sucked

 

[X]

Was one of the best

 

[The Question]

I'm 5'6" by 210. Most of that 210 is muscle, but not as much as used to be, and not as much as I'd like. Irony is, until about age 36 I was a SCRAWNY motherfucker. 120 soakin' wet. Then 36 hit me like a fucking shit truck.

 

[Jack]

that film was an anomaly

 

[X]

Did you fall from really high on your arms shorting them Edgar?

 

[The Question]

There's nothing wrong with my arms, you dicksniffing snot-cello.

 

[X]

Yes there is, they’re t reX-ish

 

[X]

 

[X]

Skinned deep was a crazy good movie too

 

[The Question]

They absolutely are not, you bubbling bowl of boiling mucus.

 

[X]

Okay, so we’re just gonna pretend having doll arms is normal? Okay

 

[The Question]

The scary thing is, when I first met my wife in 1999, she would regularly grab me under my arms, pick me bodily up off the floor, and throw me onto the bed. And she can still do it.

 

[Jack]

Just joined the local gym. My wife asked me to join her yesterday and it was fun. That'll carry me over to spring

 

[X]

I do cardio

 

[Jack]

that clip looks fun

 

[Jack]

I love cardio

 

[X]

Since I got my motorbike I have t rode

 

[The Question]

Now that we live in a town with a proper gym again, I should hitch up and start getting this mess sculpted again.

 

[X]

My mountain bike

 

[Jack]

my e-bike

 

[X]

Start small it all adds up @Edgar Friendly vut does your town offer access to weights for little armed people

 

[The Question]

Been a cuddly midget long enough lol

 

[Jack]

rofl