As your new moderator I have a few things to say.

[Cookie Monster]

Jesus fucking Christ. So with that backwards logic we could also say that you're standing behind Fred's Hijab, Aryan's fake pictures of himself, and Lily's 1000 meter wide x long shadow.

Why do you think it takes a whole forum of 12 to take on Martini? You dregs know that if you took the guy mano-E-mano you'd get wrecked, and end up looking like your mom the night she met that stray in the alley, which led up to you being conceived.

Oh I have a go at everyone in fact I was going to start a Dilf thread this weekend. Its just that when i get round to kneeling on Fagtinis neck again out you come running on cue. I just saw that tome you posted to X, wtf?

the reason I am behind Fred Worzelle and the scouse scrote is that they are pulling my chariot. Alpha, beta gamma etc is just astrology for incels so its no wonder retards like fagtini hang their corset on it.

But why the fuck do you care? Its like he accidently dropped a kind word in your direction and it spun your head missing the fact he was talking to the person the other side of you.

But I suppose if deadbeat prison bitches are your thing go you!

 

[Martini]

Kneeling on whose neck, halfway houser?

You can't even get on one knee without getting help standing back up. Who the fuck are you kidding?

You share a home with other wretches of society and only come here when you hit a free wifi patch, you second rate moron.

This idiot lost a flame match to Jiggy, then made his trademark post asking all the guys at turd fail for dick pics.

Go have a fucking seizure somewhere else before I actually flame what's left of your carcass so much Oak will be wondering what the smell around here is....

 

[Lily]

Kneeling on whose neck, halfway houser?

You can't even get on one knee without getting help standing back up. Who the fuck are you kidding?

You share a home with other wretches of society and only come here when you hit a free wifi patch, you second rate moron.

This idiot lost a flame match to Jiggy, then made his trademark post asking all the guys at turd fail for dick pics.

Go have a fucking seizure somewhere else before I actually flame what's left of your carcass so much Oak will be wondering what the smell around here is....

If it smells here, I know it's from Flynn's putrid meatflaps. Everyone knows actually.

 

[Flynn]

Oh I have a go at everyone in fact I was going to start a Dilf thread this weekend. Its just that when i get round to kneeling on Fagtinis neck again out you come running on cue. I just saw that tome you posted to X, wtf?

What is your excuse when Martinis not here? Who am I meatshielding then?

As far as "running" goes, anytime you idiots want to dog pile someone who could wrap your grape nut sized testicles around your throat, while waxing his 14 chins, I'm there. You fucking weakling have no issue with the numbers are on your side like 5-1, but when it becomes 5-2, then you butthole sniffers start calling foul. Typical tard behavior.

the reason I am behind Fred Worzelle and the scouse scrote is that they are pulling my chariot. Alpha, beta gamma etc is just astrology for incels so its no wonder retards like fagtini hang their corset on it.

So you ride on a "chariot" pulled by the equivalent of 2 Blind Mice? There's your problem, you have two of the biggest fucking retards leading you. And, word to the wise. You don't have the talent to play on words like myself and a few others. So, in your case you should follow the K.I.S.S. method, Keep It Simple Stupid.

But why the fuck do you care? Its like he accidently dropped a kind word in your direction and it spun your head missing the fact he was talking to the person the other side of you.

But I suppose if deadbeat prison bitches are your thing go you!

It's my business anytime you undesirables start thinking that you're equals to your obvious peers. BF is like Rome. There's one Little Caesars, I mean Caesar.

 

[Fredricka]

Lol at flynn thinking he can play on words when all he has in his arsenal is a few stock replies, he just places them together like a wrongly fitted jigsaw

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lol at flynn thinking he can play on words when all he has in his arsenal is a few stock replies, he just places them together like a wrongly fitted jigsaw

You noticed that too huh? He does try though, bless him.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Back up? You're the sniveling little bigot that literally begged someone to vouch for your pictures being legit. Did Blurt co-sign for you? No, Blurt did not. Additionally, you over the last year have been jumping onto any bandwagon, no matter if it is full of Somalian refugees on their way to sneak into the U.K. So, all this nonsensical talk coming from what is now a proven a very fake "Nazi " has no merit, just like all the other times when it comes to you and facts.

If I didn't know any better, your post looks like it was posted by someone made into a butthurt pot roast at one point.



And all I got to say about listening to BEnzOver is that he's about as stupid as you. This IS a person whom on many, many occasions I have sent packing with his colostomy bag between his legs, as his Somalian care giver who sat next to you on your many bandwagon jaunts presses the "log out" button on his behalf.

As far as Dove goes, you've proven once again that your stupidity has no bounds, as here you are with the little monkeys in this thread bringing up Dove. Not me. Not Martini. You chumps, because without that crutch, you'd have nothing. The hypocritical force is strong within your group of Senior Citizens and life's misfits like yourself.

Blurt is a netdead, eternally assblasted troon, who I have mercilessly trolled into oblivion over the years. Of course he isn't going to vouch for me, despite the fact that I have posted my pics elsewhere over the years, which would mean I am pretty weirdly invested in creating this alleged fake online persona for myself, wouldn't you agree?

Do you want to know another reason that adds merit to Benzo's accusation? It makes you absolutely SEETHE. I know you seethe about just about everything, "Hey Flynn, nice dress... the red really matches your rosy, bulbous whisky nose." "FUCK OFF YOU....." blah blah 500 word angry rant... You are incapable of just laughing it off, which suggests to me that it touches a nerve.

 

[Adam Hitler]

because, you care free forearm biting cum receptacle, I never needed any. I punch thru lightweights such as your faggot ass and leave skulls resembling donuts. It's idiot princess like you who need backup and extra Vaseline, not moi.


I've never been "run off a forum" and would like proof I ever was. So go hyperventilate into your boyfriends asshole, half a sissy, if I wanted to real the fictional musings of a desperate for attention faggot I'd go into a boystown book store. But since I don't go there, you, and your almost harlequin esque Dreamweaver faggotry fantasy, just like your horse shoe shaped asshole, are shit outta luck. Literally and figuratively.


Benzo is battling dementia. If that nobody told these fuckers Martini was Jesus they'd obviously believe that too, and I'd have my DMs filled with faggots like this moron asking me if sucking a dick a few times would stop him from getting into heaven.

(Rolls eyes)

Bro, we both know that each and everytime you've disappeared into the sunset on your Dominoes pizza moped its been right after getting e-slapped and dragged face first through one of Lily's huge cowpats by just about everyone.

 

[Flynn]

Blurt is a netdead, eternally assblasted troon, who I have mercilessly trolled into oblivion over the years. Of course he isn't going to vouch for me, despite the fact that I have posted my pics elsewhere over the years, which would mean I am pretty weirdly invested in creating this alleged online persona for myself, wouldn't you agree?

Just like with admin, you didn't do shit to Blurt. Blurt had you in all sorts of knots as you begged, and begged Blurt to validate that fictitious picture you tote around as "real." The only idiot who is "net dead" around here is you and your outdated views on segregation. I never said you were sane, I never said you were mentally grounded to post those bogus pictures purportedly to be you.

Do you want to know another reason that adds merit to Benzo's accusation? It makes you absolutely SEETHE. I know you seethe about just about everything, "Hey Flynn, nice dress... the red really matches your rosy, bulbous whisky nose." "FUCK OFF YOU....." blah blah 500 word angry rant... You are incapable of just laughing it off, which suggests to me that it touches a nerve.

After over a decade of reading your brother's tripe, you think I'm "seething" over the same redundant rumors some wheelchair bound faggot spews out of his ass; because I outted the stupid bastard being in a wheelchair? So I understand if people are soo looking for revenge because I've made them look like the tards they truly are. But you're more than welcome to throw in your cards with Lily and the Loser Alliance, because you sad fucks need all the help you can get.

 

[Flynn]

You noticed that too huh? He does try though, bless him.

As opposed to your chicken chest thumping, and talking about dicks all day?

Talk to the well manicured hand, fan boi.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Just like with admin, you didn't do shit to Blurt. Blurt had you in all sorts of knots as you begged, and begged Blurt to validate that fictitious picture you tote around as "real." The only idiot who is "net dead" around here is you and your outdated views on segregation. I never said you were sane, I never said you were mentally grounded to post those bogus pictures purportedly to be you.



After over a decade of reading your brother's tripe, you think I'm "seething" over the same redundant rumors some wheelchair bound faggot spews out of his ass; because I outted the stupid bastard being in a wheelchair? So I understand if people are soo looking for revenge because I've made them look like the tards they truly are. But your more than welcome to throw in your cards with Lily and the Loser Alliance, because you sad fucks need all the help you can get.

LOL Admin is gone because of me, WTF are you talking about? Which members who you don't like can you boast about having run off the forum? Nobody? That's what I thought...

I'm a better troll than you and I barely even try LOL. Your whole online persona revolves around trolling, yet you aren't even particularly good at it, despite having 2 decades of practice under your belt. Perhaps you would like a few lessons?

 

[Flynn]

LOL Admin is gone because of me, WTF are you talking about? Which members who you don't like can you boast about having run off the forum? Nobody? That's what I thought...

Big deal. How hard is it to run off Bill Gates Jr? Aryan, you fucking bonehead, it's not about running off those who made you look stupid. Just think, you could be making fun of admin as he's fellating your rectum, instead of posting to someone who thinks you're a fucking knuckle dragging nigger.

I'm a better troll than you and I barely even try LOL. Your whole online persona revolves around trolling, yet you aren't even particularly good at it, despite having 2 decades of practice under your belt. Perhaps you would like a few lessons?

Okay, great. You're a better troll than me. Unfortunately for you, I'm light-years ahead of you when it comes to flaming, as you know after beating in your grizzled snout for years.

My whole persona? How about the fake Nazi that comes out here in pink ballet slippers, asking posters if they are a nigger or Jewish and/or gay/trans?

If you are really trolling, you need to stop pming people and showing your ass.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Big deal. How hard is it to run off Bill Gates Jr? Aryan, you fucking bonehead, it's not about running off those who made you look stupid. Just think, you could be making fun of admin as he's fellating your rectum, instead of posting to someone who thinks you're a fucking knuckle dragging nigger.



Okay, great. You're a better troll than me. Unfortunately for you, I'm light-years ahead of you when it comes to flaming, as you know after beating in your grizzled snout for years.

My whole persona? How about the fake Nazi that comes out here in pink ballet slippers, asking posters if they are a nigger or Jewish and/or gay/trans?

If you are really trolling, you need to stop pming people and showing your ass.

So now I showed my ass? You embellish your fairytales a little more each time you tell them...

You have a gift. Have you considered applying for drag queen storyhour? I would imagine in Soyattle there are plenty of establishments which still offer the service.

 

[Flynn]

So now I showed my ass? You embellish your fairytales a little more each time you tell them...

You have a gift. Have you considered applying for drag queen storyhour? I would imagine in Soyattle there are plenty of establishments which still offer the service.

It's a saying. Had you shown your real ass, I would have blasted that all over the forums already.

I don't live in Seattle you fucking retard, how many times do I need to tell you this? Just like how admin doesn't live in Portland. Washington is a big state, it has more than one city, why you idiots think everyone who is from Washington lives in "Soyattle" is just retarded.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Because Soyattle is gay as fuck and you're gay? It makes perfect sense.

 

[Flynn]

Because Soyattle is gay as fuck and you're gay? It makes perfect sense.

Oh, kinda like you and unemployment?

 

[Cookie Monster]

What is your excuse when Martinis not here? Who am I meatshielding then?

Erm, spelling out the painfully obvious the answer is no one. That is a really retarded question, it leaves you with the choice of either being a professional meatsheilder or a loyal quisling. So lickspittle it is then.

As for the rest of your tranny babble it just conjures up this image...

I saw it and immediately thought of you, I mean who else comes across like that?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Kneeling on whose neck, halfway houser?

Erm, I wasn't an ex-con. This a letting agent issue and secondly I've been gone from there for over 3 years now.

But you know this, your just a talentless PI harvester.

I'm not bothered or embarrassed by any of your dated squealing, the latter being trolling. LOL try harder fool.

 

[Flynn]

Erm, spelling out the painfully obvious the answer is no one. That is a really retarded question, it leaves you with the choice of either being a professional meatsheilder or a loyal quisling. So lickspittle it is then.

What?

Look dummy, I told you that you are no Hemingway when it comes to fleshing out your thoughts. Do me and the rest of the forum a favor and stick to your one liners, at least then you're not tripping and falling face first into a big, wet, and cold mud hole called failure.

Reading you is like trying to read Fred's broken English coupled with X's inability to identify what a sentence is.

As for the rest of your tranny babble it just conjures up this image...

I saw it and immediately thought of you, I mean who else comes across like that?

You need to stick to posting up stupid pictures, it goes with your failure to post anything worthwhile. I've seen cave drawings made from charcoal that make your posts look as though they were written by someone or something not from this Solar System.

Finally, if you're ever going to impress anyone here, you first need to get past Boss 1~That would be Martini who has flattened you out on numerous occasions. Until then, try your luck with some of the fish out here.

 

[Martini]

Erm, I wasn't an ex-con

I'm calling bullshit on that one considering your a smooth brained moron now and forever, you walking spitoon. You read like you learned to read from the scribblings off prison walls, inmate. So don't try and reinvent the obvious when half the shit you bleat out needs to be run thru chatgpt and even AI has a hard time deciphering, no, delousing that drivel into kings English, you mentally broken easy bake oven without a fucking light bulb.

Wat you do? Rob old women? Peeping Tom? Or were you just a stupid nuisance like you are here?

. This a letting agent issue and secondly I've been gone from there for over 3 years now.

LOL who you kidding? You still gotta knock on community bathroom doors when you shart your moms bloomers, you senile spongehead.

Again, your not fooling anybody. They had you pegged at turd fail as a real life loser and there's absolutely nothing that differentiates from that perfect definition.

But you know this, your just a talentless PI harvester.

I give fuck all about PI, you flailing into the open nimrod. If I did, I'd be posting it. YOU, imbecile, are the one who posted your hard times about living in a half way house. I'm just pointing out.....you live in a halfway house like a fucking incarcerated mule. You are the one under government control like a pitiful slave, not moi.

I'm not bothered or embarrassed by any of your dated squealing, the latter being trolling. LOL try harder fool.

Why would you be? You live that shit like a chump. That's what the fuck you are and will always be. It just shows low hanging fruit have no pride or self respect, you stupid oxygen thief.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Look at these pair of jabronies chopping up a post and replying to every sentence.

1 I'm not here for a fucking argument you weak pissants, I'm here for the funny.

2 Few are able to make every sentence hit, you 2 are defiantly not in that league.

Heres a tip from a pro, pick the best sentence, i.e the one most flawed usually and run with it. Stop this weird Fucktardian shit, neither of you are smart enough to get technical.

Like this,

Dumbass Blahtini posted,

"I'm calling bullshit on that one considering your a"

No you don't retard. if your weak enough to reach for any PI you can get you have to accept the PI response.

Either I am telling the truth, which I am then you are going down a dead end and wont get any kind of rise out oof me not that you could anyway.

Or i'm bluffing, why and how would a reverse genius like you know?

So you have nothing. Accept the free lesson. And your not funny.

Oh hang on a moment...

"I give fuck all about PI, you flailing into the open nimrod."

ahahahahhaha yea of course you dont dolt.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

TL, DR.

 

[LotusBud]

After talks with @Bastard Factory he has agreed to these propositions.

You will all pm the answers to the following questions to me or you will be banned in a week.

1 What have you contributed to this forum in the last week?

2 Explain why you shouldn't be banned.

3 When was the last time you experienced same sex sexual arousal?

The response deemed the most embarrassing will be posted online soon after the week is up.

You all have been warned!!!

1. I have contributed an endless stream of facts, something the MAGAts are in dire need of. Every day I do this for you, selflessly.
2. I shouldn't be banned because you MAGAts would sorely miss me. I think some of you might become distraught.
3. I experienced same sex sexual arousal when a hot woman hit on me not long ago. I forget the date. Not telling what happened.

 

[Fredricka]

TL, DR.

I read it, I love seeing numpty windbags getting slapped silly

 

[Weeg]

Remember me and momma are always watching!

 

[Fredricka]

Remember me and momma are always watching!

You're watching me watching you, and momma