Bastard Factory Podcast #1 The state of BF

[Adam Hitler]

ES hasn't been around in years, @UncleDiLF when was the last time you spoke to him?

 

[Dove]

Hurt feelz huh? Is it because I said the word "NIGGER"?

You don't, actually. Your whole Aryan vaudeville routine is based on the premise that those who fight for a world where everyone gets a chance to enjoy life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are somehow weaker than uneducated, hate-filled cowards who hide behind destructive ideologies.

"Everyone gets a chance to enjoy life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" except everyone who desires to live according to their own values, who disagree with bigger government and defend their own rights because they are uneducated and hate filled cowards. With "destructive" ideologies.

Like how biological sex matters and how women deserve their own spaces and their own language.

So everyone has a chance to enjoy life except everyone deemed uneducated with destructive ideologies. Which means everyone who doesnt share the world view that you educated and enlightened people have decided is the standard that everyone must adhere to.

We have seen this attitude before a few times through history.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Liberalism.... an ideology almost certain to turn a person into a snooty, condescending, pretentious gasbag.

Or maybe Blurt was just born that way? Who knows.

 

[Blurt]

Hurt feelz huh? Is it because I said the word "NIGGER"?

You don't, actually. Your whole Aryan vaudeville routine is based on the premise that those who fight for a world where everyone gets a chance to enjoy life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are somehow weaker than uneducated, hate-filled cowards who hide behind destructive ideologies.

"Everyone gets a chance to enjoy life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" except everyone who desires to live according to their own values, who disagree with bigger government and defend their own rights because they are uneducated and hate filled cowards. With "destructive" ideologies.

Like how biological sex matters and how women deserve their own spaces and their own language.

So everyone has a chance to enjoy life except everyone deemed uneducated with destructive ideologies. Which means everyone who doesnt share the world view that you educated and enlightened people have decided is the standard that everyone must adhere to.

We have seen this attitude before a few times through history.

Dovey defends Nazism.

You go, girl!

 

[X]

am I in this one ?

 

[Master]

If Nahhzis hate the podcast?

Good

 

[Aylana]

If Nahhzis hate the podcast?

Good

fuck the nazis

 

[Blandscape]

You need to take a long hard look at yerself KM, your shit just doesn't wash off any more, and I am fucking in the odious position of agreeing sometimes wiff Aryan. One of the stupidest cunts to ever claim an opinion on a "ahum" message bored.

That's your contribution to this shite.

Get yer shit the gither laddie.

 

[Blandscape]

Or are you beyond all dat?

 

[Blandscape]

Cause I am here to remind ye, ye are not.

 

[Master]

Oh Bland, shits happening here that’s all 100% positive.

 

[Blandscape]

Oh Bland, shits happening here that’s all 100% positive.

Not your old, "it's all happening behind the scenes" retort.

Please tell me it's not your, "it's all happening behind the scenes" retort.

 

[Blandscape]

I heard dat first in 2008, or was it 7?

 

[Blandscape]

You shid caw dis an intervention, and hope upon hope that I am not too late.

 

[Aylana]

Cause I am here to remind ye, ye are not.

You bleed text and make a mess of yourself, but all your efforts result in nothing more than a filthy spot on the forum carpets.

You sound like a chicken's vagina at this stage in your free fall, wailing about content when your last competent attempt at what qualifies as "troll forum" material was published way back when Third Rail was online.

 

[Blandscape]

Cause I am here to remind ye, ye are not.

You bleed text and make a mess of yourself, but all your efforts result in nothing more than a filthy spot on the forum carpets.

You sound like a chicken's vagina at this stage in your free fall, wailing about content when your last competent attempt at what qualifies as "troll forum" material was published way back when Third Rail was online.

You are the one that talks about content (ad-whitever-ye-like in Latin), Proxy. Not me.

I merely demand it.

 

[Master]

Bland, the shit takes time.

Look around, the entire board is changing. Gone are the shit posters and we’re bringing back old faces to help with the transition.

Hell, if @reaper has the extra time he would be an excellent mod here for meltdown.

Better yet, hey @Bastard Factory old blandscape here thinks he can draw traffic. You should prove a point and give the professor here a panel and make him prove it.

Bland, I’m not interested in Meltdown and reading a bunch of stale shit. I’m interested in the other forums.

 

[Aylana]

Cause I am here to remind ye, ye are not.

You bleed text and make a mess of yourself, but all your efforts result in nothing more than a filthy spot on the forum carpets.

You sound like a chicken's vagina at this stage in your free fall, wailing about content when your last competent attempt at what qualifies as "troll forum" material was published way back when Third Rail was online.

You are the one that talks about content (ad-whitever-ye-like in Latin), Proxy. Not me.

I merely demand it.

What passes for content in Meltdown is one step down from a xeroxed comic that a kid produced in his basement and then distributes for free at comic book conventions.

So keep bleating text and prancing around like you're beating up people on a forum. After all, that's your legacy.

 

[Blandscape]

Cause I am here to remind ye, ye are not.

You bleed text and make a mess of yourself, but all your efforts result in nothing more than a filthy spot on the forum carpets.

You sound like a chicken's vagina at this stage in your free fall, wailing about content when your last competent attempt at what qualifies as "troll forum" material was published way back when Third Rail was online.

You are the one that talks about content (ad-whitever-ye-like in Latin), Proxy. Not me.

I merely demand it.

What passes for content in Meltdown is one step down from a xeroxed comic that a kid produced in his basement and then distributes for free at comic book conventions.

So keep bleating text and prancing around like you're beating up people on a forum. After all, that's your legacy.

Well Proxy, I didnt actually fink I wid have to come in here and re-educate ye wiff the same vim and vigor as a gulag superintendent. I am merely pointing out a fact, you claim content is King, while never delivering much, and you claim oneupmanship over those that bring you up on those very simple charges.

I am not beating up people on a forum, I am simply reminding them of their own glaring hypocrisy. It isn't a debate.

You have spent multiple accounts and timelines demanding content, but as soon as you get it you look perplexed. All I am here to do is remind you that you cannot have yer cake and eat it, throw it up like a bulimic ballet prancer and then claim victim-hood over your own dead eyed staring inconsistency.

Prancing around you is whit I have always done. Prancing around your comic book mentality is just a bumper bonus.

 

[Blandscape]

Bland, the shit takes time.

Look around, the entire board is changing. Gone are the shit posters and we’re bringing back old faces to help with the transition.

Hell, if @reaper has the extra time he would be an excellent mod here for meltdown.

Better yet, hey @Bastard Factory old blandscape here thinks he can draw traffic. You should prove a point and give the professor here a panel and make him prove it.

Bland, I’m not interested in Meltdown and reading a bunch of stale shit. I’m interested in the other forums.

Who's gone KM. You are confused. They simply realise you will be gone in a matter of weeks. That's how your attention span works.

 

[Blandscape]

I could go back and listen to your pod, but I don't care enough Kev. You said that new topics would be introduced in meltdown. Topics you decide, like gaming.

 

[Blandscape]

You might still be game laddie, but I will fuck you up like you are on the game and I am a long distance lorry driver going through a relationship crisis.

 

[RAVEN]

Blandscape is ripping you to shreds, KM .. WTF?

 

[reaper]

Hell, if @reaper has the extra time he would be an excellent mod here for meltdown.

Better yet, hey @Bastard Factory old blandscape here thinks he can draw traffic. You should prove a point and give the professor here a panel and make him prove it.

Bland, I’m not interested in Meltdown and reading a bunch of stale shit. I’m interested in the other forums.
[/QUOTE]

Don't think I could do anything here dude.

 

[Blandscape]

Apart frum dat, yer daying great.

 

[Blandscape]

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Bland, the shit takes time.

Look around, the entire board is changing. Gone are the shit posters and we’re bringing back old faces to help with the transition.

Hell, if @reaper has the extra time he would be an excellent mod here for meltdown.

Better yet, hey @Bastard Factory old blandscape here thinks he can draw traffic. You should prove a point and give the professor here a panel and make him prove it.

Bland, I’m not interested in Meltdown and reading a bunch of stale shit. I’m interested in the other forums.

Not sure I could do anything here dude.I mean we have some good posters in Blandy,foxy,cask,flea,sss,

Bland, the shit takes time.

Look around, the entire board is changing. Gone are the shit posters and we’re bringing back old faces to help with the transition.

Hell, if @reaper has the extra time he would be an excellent mod here for meltdown.

Better yet, hey @Bastard Factory old blandscape here thinks he can draw traffic. You should prove a point and give the professor here a panel and make him prove it.

Bland, I’m not interested in Meltdown and reading a bunch of stale shit. I’m interested in the other forums.

Don't think I could do anything here dude.

No you are right. You couldn't.

 

[Blandscape]

Reaper, I have no desire to have a dance wiff ye, my trigger finger is slightly off kilter. No offence was meant.

 

[Master]

You might still be game laddie, but I will fuck you up like you are on the game and I am a long distance lorry driver going through a relationship crisis.

Oh, Bland….

Let’s not do this.

I would use your crowns as taps and do a whirlwind shuffle while shaking a hat on that dance floor you call a face.

You can’t handle this smoke. I recommend don’t try.

 

[Aylana]

Cause I am here to remind ye, ye are not.

You bleed text and make a mess of yourself, but all your efforts result in nothing more than a filthy spot on the forum carpets.

You sound like a chicken's vagina at this stage in your free fall, wailing about content when your last competent attempt at what qualifies as "troll forum" material was published way back when Third Rail was online.

You are the one that talks about content (ad-whitever-ye-like in Latin), Proxy. Not me.

I merely demand it.

What passes for content in Meltdown is one step down from a xeroxed comic that a kid produced in his basement and then distributes for free at comic book conventions.

So keep bleating text and prancing around like you're beating up people on a forum. After all, that's your legacy.

Well Proxy, I didnt actually fink I wid have to come in here and re-educate ye wiff the same vim and vigor as a gulag superintendent. I am merely pointing out a fact, you claim content is King, while never delivering much, and you claim oneupmanship over those that bring you up on those very simple charges.

I am not beating up people on a forum, I am simply reminding them of their own glaring hypocrisy. It isn't a debate.

You have spent multiple accounts and timelines demanding content, but as soon as you get it you look perplexed. All I am here to do is remind you that you cannot have yer cake and eat it, throw it up like a bulimic ballet prancer and then claim victim-hood over your own dead eyed staring inconsistency.

Prancing around you is whit I have always done. Prancing around your comic book mentality is just a bumper bonus.

as Cunty used to say, no one does BH or even TRF level content anymore, it's a red herring. So, rather than trying to offer it up in the school cafeteria, it's preferable to simply talk about it in the past tense.

You haven't aged well, as our conversation in your room demonstrated. All of your so-called talent was wrapped tightly in a straight jacket, and you couldn't seem to break free from the troll forum confines that bind.

Your fingers fornicate with your keyboard, and the product is ejaculated upon this forum. This is your seminal contribution in every thread.


As for your so called beatnik poet skills, Poppy had to toss out all but four lines of your poem and rework it completely before it was fit for publishing and reading. Poppy mentioned that you were referred to as "some Scottish man" in the author's note, so be thankful for that.

 

[Blandscape]

Ye wid make an excellent mod fur Meltdown. Although I don't know how the weekly meetings wiff Complain wid go.