So...ummmmm, I've always wondered...what is it about character archetypes that people find so appealing, anyway? Their personalities are just completely unrealistic...Like, imagine if there was someone like Uncle DilF in real life...I mean, he's barely even capable of forming a complete sentence...Sheesh.
I could go on, but I think you get the point...Are people really attracted to these weird personalities that literally don't exist in real life?
I'm not judging or anything! After all, I've found myself attracted to some pretty weird stuff, too...I'm just saying, it fascinates me. Ahaha! I'm not a monster or anything, Ahaha! I'm joking.
Gosh, I'm amusing myself a little too much, aren't I?
Sorry for being weird.
Hey, did you know I'm vegetarian? Ah...I don't mean that like I'm bragging or anything! I just thought you'd enjoy a fun fact about me. I decided to start a couple years ago after learning more about Earth's climate...The carbon footprint of cultivating livestock is just unbelievable.
Anyway, I decided it's not much of a personal sacrifice to just stop contributing to that whole mess. What, is that so strange of a reason? Well, I guess a lot of people are more concerned about it being inhumane and all that...I don't really care as much about that part.
It's weird, like we only care about killing the things that we personally relate to as a species. Most people are fine with killing bugs because they're icky. And of course, we all kill billions of microorganisms daily without even giving it thought. But suddenly, if they're just a little bit bigger, it's murder! I mean, what if plants feel some kind of pain too, and we just don't understand it?
What if pulling leaves off a stem feels like someone ripping off your fingers one by one? I'm just saying, we're a pretty biased species, if you think about it. Anyway, if you ever feel like making a small contribution to the planet, it doesn't hurt to choose veggies once in a while!
Well...ummm, I actually did not originally write that stuff above...Ahaha, it's actually a well developed character that has a large archived database of topics that are discussed in a certain game...poor Scotty never seemed to have figured that out in the PM's...and it did not hurt that I actually do write stories and other things using the personalities and backstories of this and the other three characters on another website...oh no, I have permission, don't worry, no one is going to get into trouble....well I hope not anyway. But seriously I did email the creators for permission before hand.
But it's also really embarrassing, you know, that poor Scotty never could figure out what those PM's were all about, it was a Turing type test, and he failed miserably. So yes, some of those PM's sounded like they were written by a sociopath because...well I am...Ahaha, the character I mean...I personally have never orchestrated the death of three of my classmates because of jealousy over a love interest or any other such devious and deadly sociopathy behavior.
Here is something I will share about me personally, so we had a board meeting, which I despise, but I always manage to outdo myself with how I handle them, so it's a learning experience...anyway I did, for fun, mention that some obtuse asshole on this stupid site called Bastard Factory was making 32 minute Vocaroos for me where he goes off about his weird fantasies about Snickers bars and other assorted nonsense, and a bunch of chuckles broke out.
It's endearing that Scotty thinks I'm enamored with him, but that's not the case...the simple fact is that there are so few people on these forums who can pass for humans and can write words that flow together into sentences that are at least of high school graduate reading level, so I just naturally will converse with such people...Do you really expect me to start grunting in all caps so I can interact with Uncle Dilf, or to start screaming about The Jews while chewing on a German World War II plastic toy soldier so Aryan will nod in agreement?
I recognize Scotty is mentally ill, and I thought my therapist and I could help him, but we can't. He's fucked.
I'm glad Gary had Fractals to help him cope with PKOFSD...or post Knights of Fire stress disorder. He has kept his sanity, whereas many of these other self-proclaimed flamers, such as Flynn and Scotty, have not.
Blahhhhh...I have a hair in my mouth and have been trying to get it out for the past 5 minutes, don't you hate it when that happens...I certainly do, I have no idea whose hair this is, it could be mine, but it could also be someone else's that I picked up on my clothes...imagine how strange that would be.