Did they make you bring your own electrodes for your lobotomy?
Here’s a story….
One time during my college days I was flat broke.
You could jerk off into a cup at a hospital and get 40 bucks. There were signs everywhere around campus but the thing was you could only do it once a month.
I was down to my last bag of ramen when my gf at the time told her I should do the semen sell.
So I went down, filled out all the paperwork in a lobby where every dude would either cover up their face or turn around so you didn’t see them. It was located in a part of the hospital where they did these “tests” on human subjects and the ppl tested would get a lot of money. Like, a lot of money.
Here’s where it get weird;
I couldn’t do it. Every time it was my turn to grease up a little cup I got stage fright. The nurses were cool and said it happens. But I needed the 40 bucks.
So I went outside to have a smoke and there were these two women out there smoking. They were making these weird noses every other minute like “gug” while they would talk. They were human Guinea pigs who were doing this electro shock therapy test and were getting like 1400 bucks a month because they would go every month to get it, the both of them.
They would talk about how great it was and how they felt refreshed after taking a shit ton on electric bolts to their temples.
I saw that and left. I stole steak from a Walmart.
Fast forward a few years-
I went to see Pickles one day and lo and behold I saw one of those women who I saw at the hospital.
She was obviously homeless and couldn’t control her bodily functions from the looks of her.
I cried.