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You're gay, go elsewhere.
Anyway, to properly do it, practice by sucking your cheeks in like Brent's grandmother - a goldfish. Now gently move your tongue in the same manner as you do the handles of men's restroom stall handles. The inside ones.
Your father told you to stuff some fingers up there while flailing your tongue like a lost butterfly. Wrong. That's why your parents stoped fucking after she got the terrible news, losers. Anyway fuck you. You'll fuck my precise directions up as bad as your father did when he did his best to pull out, retard. Ask your parents!
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Anyway, to properly do it, practice by sucking your cheeks in like Brent's grandmother - a goldfish. Now gently move your tongue in the same manner as you do the handles of men's restroom stall handles. The inside ones.
Your father told you to stuff some fingers up there while flailing your tongue like a lost butterfly. Wrong. That's why your parents stoped fucking after she got the terrible news, losers. Anyway fuck you. You'll fuck my precise directions up as bad as your father did when he did his best to pull out, retard. Ask your parents!
SSS
- the know it all - for realz