I miss King Martini

[Adam Hitler]

I’m really pissed off for the fact that you lied to me. You said that you were a sophisticated older woman and a professor. Just be truthful next time…

Lunch lady Doris more like.

 

[reaper]

Poofer has returned !

 

[cw_]

 

[Master]

Poofer has returned !

No, he hasnt.

I would rather have my anus dilated and be given a colonic with a fire hose at full force while hand cuffed to the doctors table then come back to a bunch of socially awkward mid retards such as whats left of this fallacy of a community.

I would rather watch Stevie Wonder finger paint then read what amounts to textual gastric bypass surgery from the uncapable lemmings who say the same shit that was being produced in 2003 when grade school insults on the internet was considered "edgy" while in the hands of actual talented writers.

Most of the idiots here have had the Sonic rings knocked out of the loaves of bread they call brains years ago and post up their PTSD episodes like their Kareem in the paint. Sorry, im not reading that jibberish. One post that made me chuckle isnt enough for one of the GOATS.

After TDM, and you narrow, frisbee minded nobody's who dont have a clue who he is were influenced by him like it or not, im the greatest this game has ever seen. And dont be upset that I don't want anything to do with this garbage. You should be thankful im not here leaning back on you tards like the iron shiek putting the camel clutch on a victim. You idiots take this shit personally. I dont.

So if you guys miss me, theres a search engine and a wayback machine. I dont give away content for free and theres nobody here worth creating content over anyways. Message boards are dead and have been for years. Nobody reads you bastions of retardation any more then they did when flaming was at its apex.

They read me tho. Fancy that.

 

[Frood]

Who was that RM guy?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I didn’t read any of that

 

[Aylana]

Gary has not posted a weather Vocaroo update in days...that tells me it's gotten really bad in here.

When I saw Scotty the canary in the coal mine keel over due to boredom a few weeks ago...I knew it was time to exit stage left.

 

[Seamajor]

See ya. Wouldn’t want to be ya

 

[Master]

Gary has not posted a weather Vocaroo update in days...that tells me it's gotten really bad in here.

When I saw Scotty the canary in the coal mine keel over due to boredom a few weeks ago...I knew it was time to exit stage left.

There's more creativity on gaming sub reddits.

Hell, there's better flaming on wrestling sub reddits where ppl are cutting promos on each other that don't revolve are morons calling each other child molesters as some big gotcha.

This is why the BH archives will always be read until the end of time. There's so much quality content on one page that most of these forums combined will never touch.

Who knows, maybe Brains new forum will work out...

 

[Master]

See ya. Wouldn’t want to be ya

Thank god for that

 

[Master]

And the funny thing is, I make one post in this thread and everyone on this forum is in it.

Thirst trap

See you losers in five more months

 

[reaper]

Meanwhile lets take a brief intermission from Poofer not returning to listen to some classic Island Boyz

 

[Garraty_47]

If it takes you 5 paragraphs to say 'YAS' you're not "one of the greats"...

...you just don't know when to STFU.

 

[Frood]

If it takes you 5 paragraphs to say 'YAS' you're not "one of the greats"...

...you just don't know when to STFU.

So who was that guy anyway?

I didn't feel like scrolling.

 

[reaper]

So who was that guy anyway?

I didn't feel like scrolling.

You need Connor to answer that one-

 

[Master]

If it takes you 5 paragraphs to say 'YAS' you're not "one of the greats"...

...you just don't know when to STFU.

If the shoe fits....

Your gonna have to channel your inner Taylor Swift and shake that one off, pilgrim.

 

[Oerdin]

For a guy who didn't return Martini seems to be posting a lot.

 

[Master]

Looks like somebody with the mental rotary of a wrong number is quite observant.....

 

[Oerdin]

*Pats Martini on the head*

"That's a good little tard."

 

[Master]

Anomaly detected

Idiot wishes he could touch yours truly.

Say youre a creeper without saying it.....

 

[Adam Hitler]

I didn’t read any of that

Said literally everyone...

 

[Adam Hitler]

*Pats Martini on the head*

"That's a good little tard."

Don't forget to wash your hands.

 

[No One]

Woah...content!

 

[Master]

Looks like the entire Boy George make a wish ensemble is out in full force with this top tier clown activity.

Tis a shame ppl have to scroll thru garbage to get to my excellent posts

 

[Garraty_47]

So who was that guy anyway?

Exactly.

I didn't feel like scrolling.

Good call.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Did you guys notice the next big thing that Rambling Maggotini pulled there?

He got people who post on message boards to respond to a post

on a message board

who.the.fuck.would.have.thunk


Masterstroke of pure genius!

 

[Oerdin]

How is the unlicensed burger business going, Martini? Have you been shut down for food poisoning yet?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

he could have 20 minutes

20 fucking minutes, huh? Is he like, so proud of lasting that long he's proud of it?

He is.

SSS
- That manlet isn't even one in the bedroom.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'M THE GOAT, FUCKING FUCKERS!

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Goddamn right you are. The number of grade A++ posts you've been dropping for well over a decade is far more than anyone else, ever - fact. One of the best posters and match posters? Check. Easily the best mod by far, anywhere on the internet? Check. Does that really make KM the GOAT?

It dooooooes!

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SSS
- Goddamn right he is.

 

[Master]