I miss King Martini

[UncleDiLF]

The man had style and class and was undeniably a draw.

There's a dearth of entertaining narcissistic egomaniacs on the board these days.

Breaky and Dovey aren't entertaining.

Blurt the turd!

Still bitter that you lost BASTARD OF THE MONTH?
You tremendous piss sipper.

 

[Blurt]

Blurt the turd!

Still bitter that you lost BASTARD OF THE MONTH?
You tremendous piss sipper.

FiLTHy!

I see someone's been turning over some rocks lately.

You damp and mildewed dish rag! You tattered, crusty diaper!

Talk about Martino the Greatest Ruler Of All Time. The man outGROATs you with his eyes closed and his fly zippered up.

Someone get me a rock.

 

[UncleDiLF]

FiLTHy!

I see someone's been turning over some rocks lately.

You damp and mildewed dish rag! You tattered, crusty diaper!

Talk about Martino the Greatest Ruler Of All Time. The man outGROATs you with his eyes closed and his fly zippered up.

Someone get me a rock.

FiLTHy????

You need professional help, Blurt the turd.

I like making business alliances. Nothing more or less. Dont make it bigger as it is.

Me and Santini can make BF a huge thing.

Why so bitter? No welfare this month?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I thought G.O.A.T. stands for Grooms Online All The Time ?

The Fortnite fiddler has no shame.

 

[Seamajor]

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That would be you, cutie

 

[X]

He is.

It helps when a man genuinely wants to fuck you though. Personally i wouldn't have sex with a man who didn't truly desire me....hence why I enjoyed it more.

I didn't have to plot and coerce. He would come up to me from behind, put his arms around me and whisper in my ear things he couldn't wait to do to me. He had a foot down rock solid rule that when he got home from work my ass was to be upstairs so he could have 20 minutes at the least of exclusive and up close uninterrupted Dovey time.

And I don't ask for much ...but I know he would have given me anything I wanted. I had the Biggie you wanted so badly. And you got the Big you pretend or delude yourself into believing I had.

That hurt? Good.

How gross to keep bringing this up.

you were prolly his first living specimen

 

[Aylana]

People still play Fortnite? Play Elden Ring or Woo Long Fallen Dynasty...something challenging.

 

[X]

People still play Fortnite? Play Elden Ring or Woo Long Fallen Dynasty...something challenging.

Hi !

 

[Master]

People still play Fortnite? Play Elden Ring or Woo Long Fallen Dynasty...something challenging.

Everyone plays FN.

Every age, every skill set. There's too much money involved every week not to play. Ppl who don't play just suck at video games and post their misery on sites like this.

I won eight grand last month in tournaments. Why should I stop playing?

 

[Aylana]

Why should I stop playing?

Fortnite has AIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

 

[Master]

Fortnite has AIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

No it doesn't.

The games fun. When it stops being fun 99% of the idiots playing it will move on.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I won eight grand last month in tournaments.

Just stop, these lies are so embarrassing that your dead ancestors are cringing.

 

[Garraty_47]

No it doesn't.

The games fun. When it stops being fun 99% of the idiots playing it will move on.

YouTube > Search > "Fortnite Rage Compilation"

Hmm. Appears to be quite a collection...
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Wow.
That's a lot of people having a lot of fun alright.

 

[Master]

YouTube > Search > "Fortnite Rage Compilation"

Hmm. Appears to be quite a collection...
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Wow.
That's a lot of people having a lot of fun alright.

GG doesn't mean good game it means get good.

 

[Master]

Just stop, these lies are so embarrassing that your dead ancestors are cringing.

My tournament earnings are on the internet, pillow biter.

Try again.

 

[Garraty_47]

GG doesn't mean good game it means get good.

So...
...Fortnite is just a bunch of sweaty toxic rageaholics being shitty at each other over a video game?

Who could say no to that?

 

[Master]

So...
...Fortnite is just a bunch of sweaty toxic rageaholics being shitty at each other over a video game?

Who could say no to that?

There's 2.6 million ppl playing right now.

They must be doing something right....

 

[Garraty_47]

My tournament earnings are on the internet, pillow biter.

Without a link or at least a few breadcrumbs leading to verifiable data bolstering your claim you're just blowing smoke up our asses whether or not it's true; you know that, right?

You expect us to just, like, take your word for it?
LOLOLOL
That would be the funniest thing you've ever poasted in any forum.

 

[Oerdin]

YouTube > Search > "Fortnite Rage Compilation"

Hmm. Appears to be quite a collection...
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Wow.
That's a lot of people having a lot of fun alright.

Which channel are you specifically referring to?

 

[Master]

Without a link or at least a few breadcrumbs leading to verifiable data bolstering your claim you're just blowing smoke up our asses whether or not it's true; you know that, right?

You expect us to just, like, take your word for it?
LOLOLOL
That would be the funniest thing you've ever poasted in any forum.

Well you can't play FN money tournaments without having your earnings posted, which is pretty much the general rule for every game outside of LAN.

But hey, believe what you want. I care less either way.

 

[Garraty_47]

There's 2.6 million ppl playing right now.

Appeal To Popularity.
Textbook logical fallacy.
People are idiots.
Pointing out that a lot of people are doing something stupid isn't proof of anything except people are idiots.

They must be doing something right....

Marketing?
That's not really brain surgery though is it...
...considering the fact most people are idiots.

 

[Garraty_47]

Which channel are you specifically referring to?

I saw several (at least) channels and lots of individual vids.

 

[Garraty_47]

Well you can't play FN money tournaments without having your earnings posted, which is pretty much the general rule for every game outside of LAN.

Cool story bruh.
But, and here's the tricky part, how do we know any of those postings actually refer to you?

 

[Master]

Appeal To Popularity.
Textbook logical fallacy.
People are idiots.
Pointing out that a lot of people are doing something stupid isn't proof of anything except people are idiots.



Marketing?
That's not really brain surgery though is it...
...considering the fact most people are idiots.

OR

The games fun.

Just because the game don't appeal to you doesn't mean it's the same for everyone. If your not good at it, don't play it. The sweats will crush you.

Iggy played and she sucked. But she had fun. Just ask her

 

[Master]

Cool story bruh.
But, and here's the tricky part, how do we know any of those postings actually refer to you?

I've played with Iggy. She knows my handle. Ask her for it.

 

[reaper]

It's worse then that,he's dead Jim !

 

[Aylana]

Nah...those twitchy first person shot outs where you hide in the convenience store broom closet until all the kids hyped up on a Fruity Pebbles cereal sugar high kill off each other is repetitive and silly...takes more skill playing Cuphead or a Japanese rhythm game...old school World of warcraft PVP battlefields were also fun especially the team I used to be on.

 

[Oerdin]

Nah...those twitchy first person shot outs where you hide in the convenience store broom closet until all the kids hyped up on a Fruity Pebbles cereal sugar high kill off each other is repetitive and silly...takes more skill playing Cuphead or a Japanese rhythm game...old school World of warcraft PVP battlefields were also fun especially the team I used to be on.

Imagine being a grown man and wasting time on that crap instead of making something of yourself and providing for your family? Even his picture looks like a man child who never grew up and got a real job.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Imagine being a grown man and wasting time on that crap instead of making something of yourself and providing for your family? Even his picture looks like a man child who never grew up and got a real job.

The guy is 50 years old and plays fortnite with children

groomer what?

no wonder sewage major bonds with him so well

 

[Dove]

Imagine being a grown man and wasting time on that crap instead of making something of yourself and providing for your family? Even his picture looks like a man child who never grew up and got a real job.

Right?! I cringe everytime I see his picture. And that's exactly why. He is a scuzzy, narcissistic, lazy man child.