If you could push...

[Frood]

...retarded motherfuckers like Seamajor, Jack, Admin, and Locustbug out of a plane, would you?

Or overboard out to sea?

Obviously you already know my answer....

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You're a smooth talker.

 

[Seamajor]

You're a smooth talker.

She’s lost in space. She’s yearning to be a woman again

 

[Frood]

She’s lost in space.

DD does live rent free in your head....

 

[Seamajor]

DD jumped off. Even killing herself didnt work

 

[Seamajor]

DD does live rent free in your head....

It’s you hon

 

[Seamajor]

Dinky Dianna

 

[Frood]

?? No yuo, FSG?

 

[Seamajor]

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go DD

 

[The Prowler]

...retarded motherfuckers like Seamajor, Jack, and Locustbug out of a plane, would you?

Or overboard out to sea?

Obviously you already know my answer....

 

[Frood]

Look.... planes and vessels regularly purge their human waste out to or over seas... so, logic should prevail in any investigation...

 

[Seamajor]

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All female?

 

[Flynn]

...retarded motherfuckers like Seamajor, Jack, and Locustbug out of a plane, would you?

Or overboard out to sea?

Obviously you already know my answer....

Nah, not worth the time nor effort.

Lotus will probably win a Darwin Award before this is all over.

 

[Frood]

Nah, not worth the time nor effort.

Lotus will probably win a Darwin Award before this is all over.

I was reading some story just earlier about tainted cafeteria pretzels at a school on the West Coast where one of the workers accidentally sprinkled drain cleaner on them instead of kosher salt.... and I had to check how old the story was to be sure it wasn't why Locustbug scurried to Portugal....

 

[Seamajor]

I was reading some story just earlier about tainted cafeteria pretzels at a school on the West Coast where one of the workers accidentally sprinkled drain cleaner on them instead of kosher salt.... and I had to check how old the story was to be sure it wasn't why Locustbug scurried to Portugal....

Knowing you, you’d eat it, along with anything else you could scrounge up.

 

[The Cuntess]

Jack, yes.

 

[Admin.]

Why is Froot asking someone to push in his stool? That’s hella gey.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why is Froot asking someone to push in his stool? That’s hella gey.

I don't even need to crack a joke here.

 

[Frood]

Why is Froot asking someone to push in his stool? That’s hella gey.

Thanks for reminding me to include you in the opening post of named retards, Peter Sucker.

 

[Flynn]

I don't even need to crack a joke here.

Right?!?!

I swear to the gods I was thinking the same thing...

 

[Flynn]

Thanks for reminding me to include you in the opening post of named retards, Peter Sucker.

Well, I hope this Peter was over the age of 17.

 

[Frood]

Well, I hope this Peter was over the age of 17.

Don't tell Admin but my black market smokes guy threw in some "male enhancement honey" and I used 3 of them to sweeten my tea before I looked up the ingredients and went oh... shit.

I won't be answering the door for trick'o'treating tonight.... Admin iwould probably be looking at airfares to Australia if he knew...

 

[Fredricka]

...retarded motherfuckers like Seamajor, Jack, Admin, and Locustbug out of a plane, would you?

Or overboard out to sea?

Obviously you already know my answer....

I'd push them off a boat (except lotus) so they'd see me waving goodbye at them and laughing as I sailed off

 

[Seamajor]

Don't tell Admin but my black market smokes guy threw in some "male enhancement honey" and I used 3 of them to sweeten my tea before I looked up the ingredients and went oh... shit.

I won't be answering the door for trick'o'treating tonight.... Admin iwould probably be looking at airfares to Australia if he knew...

Vomit. I’m so happy youre a smoker. Please never stop. Outside of Fred, and Gary y’all are the only smokers

 

[Seamajor]

...retarded motherfuckers like Seamajor, Jack, Admin, and Locustbug out of a plane, would you?

Or overboard out to sea?

Obviously you already know my answer....

Obviously you’re full of shit, since youre going no where

 

[Frood]

Ok, FSG.... whatever you reckon..

 

[The Cuntess]

Right?!?!

I swear to the gods I was thinking the same thing...

Omg me too!!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Omg me too!!

That's what I like about Mingie. The jokes write themselves.