Is Dovey Pregnant?

[Blandscape]

Next up the Yanks will be compelled to use the Yorkshire Rhythm method, it's like da Catholic Rhythm method where you spunk on their face, or wipe yourself on yer own string simmit.

Why would that need to be done? We have tons of readily available birth control and contraceptives. We even have Plan B emergency contraceptives available everywhere including for free at every ER and health dept.

So you fink the states will stop at RW? If conception is life, then life must be protected at all costs. Every sperm is sacred. Why not ban rubbers, or any other form of contraception, doesn't the baby Jesus belie that you are just a piece of human vermin?

 

[Blandscape]

Why does Bland even care? He’s not here nor is he a woman.

Neither are you and Dovey.

So, I will stand up for the rights you don't now have.

 

[Blandscape]

 

[The Cuntess]

Why does Bland even care? He’s not here nor is he a woman.

Neither are you and Dovey.

So, I will stand up for the rights you don't now have.

It’s the STATE, moron. I can go get an abortion here tomorrow if I choose to.

 

[Blandscape]

A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet.

Yorki: Vitnery. Me cat's bin run ower.

Vet: Is it a Tom?

Yorki: Nah a brawt it wimme.

Ca Ching.

You have to do it in a Yorkshire accent. When you do that 'Is it a Tom' becomes 'Is it at home'

Geddit?

Fuck I hate explaining jokes.

I made my joke up on the hoof, and it was still better than yours you scouse cunt.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Why does Bland even care? He’s not here nor is he a woman.

We don't care so much as laugh at you and poke you with sticks to get a reaction

 

[Blandscape]

Have ye considered sucking cock as a hobby?

 

[Blandscape]

Is it just me, and I love pussy, but doesn't it always look like a butchers bin?

 

[Blandscape]

Piss flaps and trhe like, whether you like it or not, and ye need tae wait till they get their bloomers off.

 

[Blandscape]

Every sperm is sacred though....

 

[The Scoundrel]

I made my joke up on the hoof, and it was still better than yours you scouse cunt.

You can fuck off you Caledonian cunt.

That joke has history. A good freind of mine called Tim was off his face at a party and was going round telling the joke incessantly.

We picked the cunt up, threw him over a wall and buried him in a hole up to his neck for 4 hours.

It was his house lol

 

[Blandscape]

I made my joke up on the hoof, and it was still better than yours you scouse cunt.

You can fuck off you Caledonian cunt.

That joke has history. A good freind of mine called Tim was off his face at a party and was going round telling the joke incessantly.

We picked the cunt up, threw him over a wall and buried him in a hole up to his neck for 4 hours.

It was his house lol

So you just stayed in a Premier Inn on the M6 then?

 

[The Cuntess]

Have ye considered sucking cock as a hobby?

I know you have.

 

[The Scoundrel]

So you just stayed in a Premier Inn on the M6 then?

Don't knock Premier Inn. They're good value and comfortable.

That's if you like to sleep in a nightmare vision of a conformist dystopian society.

 

[Blandscape]

So you just stayed in a Premier Inn on the M6 then?

Don't knock Premier Inn. They're good value and comfortable.

That's if you like to sleep in a nightmare vision of a conformist dystopian society.

I have a nightmare where I get soggy chips, and a carafe of the finest gut rot, two packets of pork scratchings and an abortion fur my girlfriend at the end of the night on the M6.

 

[Blandscape]

Whit America does, Europe follows.

 

[Kirk]

Is it just me, and I love pussy, but doesn't it always look like a butchers bin?

You misspelled bussy.

 

[Blandscape]

Mr Bastard Factory must have seen diss as a flame. It wasn't.

 

[Blandscape]

Is it just me, and I love pussy, but doesn't it always look like a butchers bin?

You misspelled bussy.

You have changed yer avatar ol man, because I said ye were an old man.

Congratulations.

 

[Blandscape]

I just make you do whit I intend you to.

 

[Blandscape]

There be no shame in that old man, you are whit God made you.

An imbecile.

 

[Blandscape]

You can still be part of our conversation Proxy.

 

[Blandscape]

Because I said you can.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I have a nightmare where I get soggy chips, and a carafe of the finest gut rot, two packets of pork scratchings and an abortion fur my girlfriend at the end of the night on the M6.

The Northern Abortion Clinic has moved onto that strange bit of land on the M62. You know the one. The farmer wouldn't sell up so they built the motorway through the middle of his land. He now has to travel through tunnels to get to his fields. You couldn't make it up. Yorkshire cunts.

 

[Blandscape]

If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.....

 

[The Scoundrel]

Did you send Dovey a frozen sperm sample Blandy? Are we about to have a Flametowne paternity suit?

 

[Kirk]

There be no shame in that old man, you are whit God made you.

An imbecile.

You can't get it up any longer, can you?

No shame in that old man.

 

[Blandscape]

I have a nightmare where I get soggy chips, and a carafe of the finest gut rot, two packets of pork scratchings and an abortion fur my girlfriend at the end of the night on the M6.

The Northern Abortion Clinic has moved onto that strange bit of land on the M62. You know the one. The farmer wouldn't sell up so they built the motorway through the middle of his land. He now has to travel through tunnels to get to his fields. You couldn't make it up. Yorkshire cunts.

I owned a business in Manchester city centre, and did work for the Bradford Bulls. That compelled me to drive across da M62, and I did indeed see that farmer not giving a fuck. However never quite understood where hope surrendered to capitalism.

 

[Blandscape]

There be no shame in that old man, you are whit God made you.

An imbecile.

You can't get it up any longer, can you?

No shame in that old man.

Jesus, it's like a toddler running up and trying to punch me in the face.

 

[Blandscape]

You are welcome in my moved thread, but you really need to have an opinion other than an opinion about me to participate.