Is my girlfriend Fuckable??

[Succubus]

Now THAT is entertainment at its BEST! Nice cock. ;) I see there are SOME balls left about this forum....all the others are chicken shit. Lucky girl.

 

[Succubus]

Thanks anus leech. I never said this was my luxury dream place, I said all I can afford is a place like this until I get a roommate because I cant move out of state until August 2020 because of my fucked up felonies.

Doesn't mean you can't keep the place clean... :Confused3:

 

[Succubus]

I wouldn't fuck her with a 10 ft. pole and my dog pushin'.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Now THAT is entertainment at its BEST! Nice cock. ;) I see there are SOME balls left about this forum....all the others are chicken shit. Lucky girl.

Hey I'm not chicken I showed mine :LOL4:

 

[X]

Yeh but the birds made off with it

:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO3:

 

[Succubus]

Now THAT is entertainment at its BEST! Nice cock. ;) I see there are SOME balls left about this forum....all the others are chicken shit. Lucky girl.

Hey I'm not chicken I showed mine :LOL4:

Yes, you did, Olly! ;) xoxox

 

[rigor79]

wtf is that? a microphone or antenna? u cia mate?

 

[X]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! That's the SHIT ! LOL an 'antenna' LMAO !

 

[rigor79]

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Yeh but the birds made off with it

:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO3:

Shut your mouth you gay prostitute
Go smoke another marijuana cigerette

 

[X]

Ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Q]

Thanks anus leech. I never said this was my luxury dream place, I said all I can afford is a place like this until I get a roommate because I cant move out of state until August 2020 because of my fucked up felonies.

Doesn't mean you can't keep the place clean... :Confused3:

Well, actually it does. Men cannot clean. For some reason we are physically incapable of cleaning :Grin3:

 

[THROB]

This is what happens when you come to my apartment looking for a lighter.

 

[SADaaronRockMonkey]

Lol! Couldn’t c any pics of the gook bitch cos of the fone. Props to the guy though for having the bottle to post his woman’s titties and his own schlong. Nice boobies and a decent-sized dick. Mines is about an inch/inch-and-a-half shorter but slightly more girthy.

 

[THROB]

I’m happy for you Throb. She’s a winner. I bet she’s happy to sleep on the wet spot.

That chick was dirty. I caught her watering her plants with period blood.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

 

[Seamajor]

I’m happy for you Throb. She’s a winner. I bet she’s happy to sleep on the wet spot.

That chick was dirty. I caught her watering her plants with period blood.

Im at a loss for words. Rock on.

 

[Jeannie]

Now THAT is entertainment at its BEST! Nice cock. ;) I see there are SOME balls left about this forum....all the others are chicken shit. Lucky girl.

Hey I'm not chicken I showed mine :LOL4:

didja now

 

[LotusBud]

Is that your girlfriend's dick? I mean, cuz that sure looks like a girl with a dick.

 

[Dove]

This is what happens when you come to my apartment looking for a lighter.

Nice place, its uhhh....heroin chic ;)

 

[Frood]

I like it when they pass out in position already....

 

[Dove]

I like it when they pass out in position already....

Youd love living with me.

You dont even have to waste a rophy.....all you gotta do is get me to sit down and watch a movie and wait to see the line of drool and I'm good to GO!

 

[Frood]

I like it when they pass out in position already....

Youd love living with me.

You dont even have to waste a rophy.....all you gotta do is get me to sit down and watch a movie and wait to see the line of drool and I'm good to GO!

Cool....and free lube too!

 

[Dove]

I like it when they pass out in position already....

Youd love living with me.

You dont even have to waste a rophy.....all you gotta do is get me to sit down and watch a movie and wait to see the line of drool and I'm good to GO!

Cool....and free lube too!

I'm the whole package :D

 

[1Holliday1]

Boy, this thread sure made me miss CaseyK. (sadface smiley)

 

[Frood]

I like it when they pass out in position already....

Youd love living with me.

You dont even have to waste a rophy.....all you gotta do is get me to sit down and watch a movie and wait to see the line of drool and I'm good to GO!

Cool....and free lube too!

I'm the whole package :D

You've ticked 9 out of 10 of my boxes in an alternate timeline!

 

[1Holliday1]

I like it when they pass out in position already....

Youd love living with me.

You dont even have to waste a rophy.....all you gotta do is get me to sit down and watch a movie and wait to see the line of drool and I'm good to GO!

Cool....and free lube too!

I'm the whole package :D

You've ticked 9 out of 10 of my boxes in an alternate timeline!

You have a ticking box....
..we all suspected.

 

[Frood]

I like it when they pass out in position already....

Youd love living with me.

You dont even have to waste a rophy.....all you gotta do is get me to sit down and watch a movie and wait to see the line of drool and I'm good to GO!

Cool....and free lube too!

I'm the whole package :D

You've ticked 9 out of 10 of my boxes in an alternate timeline!

You have a ticking box....
..we all suspected.

Standards, yes....

 

[1Holliday1]

Several decades ago, my girlfriend of the time would tell me that her pussy was "ticking" after we screwed.
I took that to mean that her body was working to encourage impregnation.
Of course we used birth control being pagans and heathens and such, and
anything but good god fear'n xtains.
..decades later the first video evidence that the cervix actually reaches out to collect the pooled seamen
in front of it at the back of the vaginal canal were made public. Quite fascinating and yet again confirming my remarkable ability to predict the future of human understanding, which of course continues to astound and confound to this very day.

 

[Dove]

Several decades ago, my girlfriend of the time would tell me that her pussy was "ticking" after we screwed.
I took that to mean that her body was working to encourage impregnation.
Of course we used birth control being pagans and heathens and such, and
anything but good god fear'n xtains.
..decades later the first video evidence that the cervix actually reaches out to collect the pooled seamen
in front of it at the back of the vaginal canal were made public. Quite fascinating and yet again confirming my remarkable ability to predict the future of human understanding, which of course continues to astound and confound to this very day.

What in the Norman Bates fuck did I just read?

Did this weirdo literally reminisce about the time he wondered about what a cervix does and how he read about it later?