Is my girlfriend Fuckable??

Fuckable with your dick??

  • noo. too tired, but her skin has a radiant, healthy glow

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THROB

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#1

here's the sexy piece of ass I've been banging for almost 3 weeks now and is probably the coolest chick. Which means all your woman here are fangled faced mattress soilers are just wasting time.

Her names Claudia and she calls me the Crystal Casanova of Methvania because I can get killer shit. I been hanging at her place and when she goes to work now i root through her stuff and find pills and bills for my mini market sugar rush. my question is only because i need to know where i stand amongst other girls. at the bar.. yea, i wont lie she was easy, NO I DID NOT PAY FOR THIS ONE! we watched part of a movie together at a garage party,, got freaky and put my tongue down her throat. i called her back, took her to Dennys and we fucked in her sisters bathroom because she didnt want to be alone, then she realized I was the man she thought i was.. her eating habits are so so.
 

TheHaze

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#2
No-not after you have been there!!!
 

THROB

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I prefer the asians, because white girls lie too much. but she'll do for now. a little loud, thick accent, which i love. exotic like and was all over me in the grocery store we had sex in the Safeway parking lot and got caught by a hideously fat family getting into their shit brown minivan. both got $400 tickets because some soccer moms kids got "scared for life",.(i might pay hers) i am not getting married though.ever. shes a assist. manager of Wendys on Millner so she basically wrights her own hours and is real smart. This chick is freaky in bed (shower stall, balcony, her sister Helmas bathroom) and does things I dont want to know who taught her, shes really strong. she asked me what this place was yesterday. she was looking into my bookmarks which i didnt like much. i was thinking if we can get some confidence building going forward here she will maybe join this cow farm.
 

Kilroy

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Nah. Nothing against her, it's just way too easy to picture her a decade from now holding up a line in some establishment, loudly demanding to Speak To The Manager.
 

Kilroy

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I am disturb that you know this.
 

TheHaze

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[QUOTE="THROB, post: 14613, And she is real smart. [/QUOTE]

And works for Wendys- -- -- -- -:Confused3:
 

THROB

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Yea man, she's working at a wendys restarauunt with a chickie named-- Monica Mooch who I can't stand to look at and will eventually run a railroad spike through her face. She'll suck up all of your stash if you let it out on a plate. never smiles and never talks and when Im trying to entertain shes just in the way. I let her over here because shes got a car and lets me have a Newport whenever I ask, I dont buy packs because that officially makes me a smoker again., but I know shes only here because of Claudia.
 

THROB

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I will try to trade for a video camera by fall and shoots some sex stuff to post up. I am on unemployment for awhile so it will be hard to save up for one by then but if I get a job at this door to door Google ranking company thing than Im set!
 

THROB

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I just sent 2 people here a few pics of Claudia re doing step by step the refrigerater scene frm 9 1/2 weeks movie EXACTLY LIKE KIM BESSENGERS,. She said it's her favorite movie and I was like Fucking whaaaaa@!!! "your wasting the Heinz honeybabylover!",. still wish I had that shit on video tho,. then had to clean up kitchen floor, carpets and shower and had no paper towels, only 2 bathtowels in whole apartment so we used kitty litter to soak up stuff and it was all grey muddylike just left it.
 

TheHaze

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#15
Pictures or it didn't happen- - - - - - - -
 

offwidthe

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#16
does she do armpit fucking?
 

THROB

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#17
THEN THIS BITCH OPENS 3 CREDIT CARDS AND 7 PHONE CARDS!!
 

Stinkyfinger

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#18
Hugly Biotch, the 60's called wanted their haistyle back
 

THROB

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Haven't seen here in 4 days. Went to the trailer she was staying at and she went out the back window.
 

bahumbas

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#20
Its good that you have a beautiful girlfriend, however I wouldn't want to sleep with her because she is with you. Now if she broke up with you and is single, I might consider. Seriously Throb, she's off the market.
 
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