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Age Discrimination at Car Dealership...
A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $155,000 asking price," said the older man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $130,000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could was no way you could discount this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man......
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that asshole to lower the price.................
See you later, dad."
A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $155,000 asking price," said the older man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $130,000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could was no way you could discount this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man......
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that asshole to lower the price.................
See you later, dad."
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If a blackbird brings black babies and a stork brings white babies,
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I rang 911 the other day because two women were fighting over me.
The operator asks “well, whats the emergency”?
I said “the bloody ugly one is winning”.
The operator asks “well, whats the emergency”?
I said “the bloody ugly one is winning”.
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Two guys walk into a bar. A third guy walked around it, got a table, and waited for service.
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The first two guys got up off the floor and joined the third one, who had oordered gin and tonic all around.
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A guy walks into a bar with a duck. Bartender asks the guy "What you want?" The guy says "Ask the duck. He's buying."
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You just cannot refrain from sticking your huge nose in can you? I find it hilarious that a part time carpet fitter should call anyone a dunce eh...
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You post as though I could give a flying fuck what a little rickity internet flea has got to say :LMAO:You just cannot refrain from sticking your huge nose in can you? I find it hilarious that a part time carpet fitter should call anyone a dunce eh...
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its called sarcasm u big nose, beady eyed idiot
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You post like “internet flea” offends... At least I don’t have fluid retention in my legs...You post as though I could give a flying fuck what a little rickity internet flea has got to say :LMAO:You just cannot refrain from sticking your huge nose in can you? I find it hilarious that a part time carpet fitter should call anyone a dunce eh...
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You Canadians stole “eh” from the East coast of Scotland...FactsIn Canada we call it DUHHhhhhh
lol Nice try and save though ;)
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LMMFAOYou post like “internet flea” offends... At least I don’t have fluid retention in my legs...You post as though I could give a flying fuck what a little rickity internet flea has got to say :LMAO:You just cannot refrain from sticking your huge nose in can you? I find it hilarious that a part time carpet fitter should call anyone a dunce eh...
..Bigger capitals !!!!!!!! ...I might notice MOARRRRRRRRRR LOLOLOLOLOL Gimpity dimpity dumb ass :LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:LMMFAOYou post like “internet flea” offends... At least I don’t have fluid retention in my legs...You post as though I could give a flying fuck what a little rickity internet flea has got to say :LMAO:You just cannot refrain from sticking your huge nose in can you? I find it hilarious that a part time carpet fitter should call anyone a dunce eh...
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agreed
one day someone asked stinkyfinger if he wanted 2 go jogging and stinky said
'cant - my legs r all fat and swollen from fluid retention :('
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You just know he’s searching for it unless he suffers from deep vein Thrombosis
Here's a joke ..2 pathetic idiots 'liking' each others posts for moral support ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
Thanks for the concern peeps, but I'm sure a more pressing matter is that Jeannie can't get a simple joke and you are an adult that collects 'piders :LMAO::LMAO:
I swear you can't make this shit up lolol
Fluid retention bahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
Thanks for the concern peeps, but I'm sure a more pressing matter is that Jeannie can't get a simple joke and you are an adult that collects 'piders :LMAO::LMAO:
I swear you can't make this shit up lolol
Fluid retention bahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
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