Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Matt Smith]

Likes to log off every day just so that he can log on.

 

[Blurt]

Drops a log off hourly in the loo.

 

[Breakfall]

Likes to look at floating logs!

 

[Blurt]

Wears frayed tux and paisley bowtie when driving around town in Lada with no windshield.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Lives in the bog of eternal stench...

 

[realgrimm]

sniffs the tp after wiping when taking dumps

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Checks TP for worms when having a shit...

 

[realgrimm]

chews thru umbilical cords

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Was sad to be turned down by the hospital over his request for a hysterectomy...

 

[Seamajor]

Knows we’re all liars

 

[Blurt]

Irons shorts on surf board, surfs the internet in crisp Bermudas.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Never sneezed into a tissue, always in his hand cos this happens...

 

[Blurt]

Lives in a bubble of her own making. Yep.

 

[Ice]

has a rubber fetish

 

[Breakfall]

Cooks rabbit stew outside in the nude...

 

[Admin.]

Hangs around busy Truck Stops dressed as a "Sparkle Pony" Asking Truckers if they have anything to smoke.

 

[Blurt]

Has part-time job shining White House shitters.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Gets out and about during the pandemic, lots of exercise...

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to collect fire ants and black ants and have them fight to the death.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has alumnus nipples that confuse drivers as he walks along...

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to swing his arms to the sound of Jamaican drums while walking naked around the neighborhood

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Everytimhe drops a turd he shouts “Rastafori ever living “..

 

[Seamajor]

Is confused when it comes to Jamaican jerk

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Knows Jamaicans are jerks...

 

[Matt Smith]

Has no clean socks so he uses saran wrap for socks.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Wants desperately to chew Wendy’s baconator...

 

[Matt Smith]

Has never seen a vagina.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Shocked at the sight of his own balls...

 

[Seamajor]

Needs some

 

[FromHell!]

likes ice fishing more than he does surfing