Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Swamp-Duck]

Would like to turn her dog loose on a black person and film it - - - - - -

Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

has penis in his ass

He can’t understand why his penis feels so warm..

 

[Seamajor]

Knows penises

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to shit in the bathtub and play battleship with his turd if it floats or deep six if it sinks - - - - - - -

 

[Damaged Maven]

Refers to family reunions as "speed dating."

 

[X]

Plays Barry White music to his freshly borned poops.

 

[TheHaze]

Got busted for peeking in Sharona's window - - - - - - -

 

[X]

owes nazziTURD 4 bucks for halfsies on a jar of VasOline .

 

[TheHaze]

Can't believe it's not butter -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Backcombs his pubes to maximise airflow...

 

[Seamajor]

Likes it shaved and bare

 

[TheHaze]

Walks around with his surf board thinking young boys will talk to him but doesn't know how to swim - - - - - -

 

[Seamajor]

Likes being uncle Dilf

 

[Damaged Maven]

Likes being sucking uncle Dilf

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Thinks Dilf is a straw...

 

[X]

Adopted an African beby and named him 'Haagen Dazs' ...

 

[Seamajor]

Rarely gets a pat on the back

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Addicted to sucking the pus out of acne sufferers..

 

[Seamajor]

Has out of control acne at 53

 

[TheHaze]

Got his dick bit off by a shark when he was surfing and glued a banana in it's place - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Peeled said banana and slowly gobbled...

 

[Seamajor]

Rode the bus to Nanas

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Gobbled nana..

 

[TheHaze]

Go's to the store and hinds things in her pussy( like a dozen banana's) and walks out without paying - - - - -

 

[Seamajor]

Is mostly distasteful

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Once had a lump bitten off by a shark , wears his hair long to cover his missing arse cheek..

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Knows real pirates

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Can’t stop making eh noises when he shits...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Loves scrambled eggs, toast and a cup of Bovril

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has a 3 FT beard to hide the third arm growing out if his chin..