Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Seamajor]

Another dead beat living with his maw

 

[Q]

Is born as a woman

 

[TheHaze]

Sits in the last row in the movie house and jacks off to Minnie Mouse cartoons - - - - - - -

 

[RAVEN]

Breath smells like he ate a shit sammich lolol

 

[TheHaze]

Was found behind the super market with he wee wee in a dead dog's ass singing " All Life's Matter " - - - - - -

 

[Q]

Is absolutly not a gay boy-slut

 

[Seamajor]

It’s all been covered. Nothing to add.

 

[rigor79]

if not covered than don't do

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Entered Jerusalem on a donkey...

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to give donkeys back massages.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Chickens laying eggs turns him on...

 

[skinofevil]

Got thrown out of a church by standing up in the middle of service and calling the priest, quote, "ya fucking plug!"

Laughed the whole time she was being escorted out.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Doesn’t know I’m a good catholic girl....

 

[skinofevil]

Is the kind of good Catholic girl Frank Zappa wrote songs about.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Get really high on his home made ergot...

 

[skinofevil]

Actually knows what 'ergot' is, weapon as she is

 

[Matt Smith]

Has a My Little Pony Tramp Stamp.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to pretend he's the Matt Smith who portrayed the 11th Doctor, walks into places making the TARDIS noise, "WWHHHHVVVEWWWWVVV!!! WWHHHHVVVEWWWWVVV!!! WWHHHHVVVEWWWWVVV!!! EEEEYUUUUUUGH!!! EEEEYUUUUUUGH!!! EEEEYUUUUUUGH...!!!"

Never mind that it makes people look at him like he's a total wankblot.

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to pretend he's British and watches alot of Top Gear reruns on the BBC.

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to go out with Sharona now that it's known that she is a he - - - - -

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to growl at the neighbors through the fence.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Keeps purring after having his milk in the morning...

 

[Q]

Has a nickname with duck in it, but actually resents water. The last time @Swamp-Duck showered is unknown.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Pic from your last doctors checkup..

 

[skinofevil]

Looks like a lay-deh, according to Steven Tyler.

 

[X]

Looks like a lay-deh, according to Steven Tyler.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

hates Canadian bacon and Poutine

 

[skinofevil]

Has been seen to wander through trailer parks muttering to himself, "Canayyyyyyydeeahhhhhhh, hehehe. MmmmPOOOOOOO-teeeeeen BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

 

[X]

trained his fingers to type some pretty stupit shit ...

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to sit on the edge of chairs so his butthole has constant pressure.