Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Shit's his pants almost daily and then cleans it up with a whole wheat sandwich -
 
Roams around in this T-shirt and little else..
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Wants to give me a hand job but is to afraid to ask !
 
and sends them to seamen to train for his circus - - - - - -
 
Heard that the roaches down there(Central America) are so big you give them name's -

PS - Heard that South America is even worse !