Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Seen a one-armed spic hanging from a tree .. waved hello to him and is now charged with the spics plummeting death .
 
Likes to eat dryed out cat turds diped in hot sauce for dessert -
 
Has world record for most things stuff up his ass !
 
Like to ride public transportation just to press up on old granny's -
 
Goes to the zoo to watch the ape's jerk off - - - - -
 
Bangs her bed on the wall so to make people think she is having sex -