Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Loves wearing his lucky mirror sunglasses while playing poker, but loses every time. He does not understand why
 
if you regard a 4300 sq ft mansion with a swimming pool and an 80 jet 8 person spa enclosed in a gazebo on 2 acres of land "homeless" :LOL2:
 
Doesn't like the tunnel to France and is making plans to blow it up. Viva la England!
 
Wants to grow long hair on his head, but for some reason the hair on his head will grow no longer than 3 cm, while the hair on the rest of his body keeps on growing and growing