Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Q]

Is a very straight man, not a bit of homosexuality in him

 

[Aryan Victory]

Speaks a lot of sense and is always right about everything.

 

[Q]

Is loved by a lot of people

 

[Aryan Victory]

Logs off from the internet occasionally.

 

[Q]

Logs off from the internet occasionally.

That's just mean to say that! Then I would die

Has wings, because she is an angel

 

[RAVEN]

Makes home vids of himself fucking his ass with a cucumber and post on his favorite gay porn sites.

 

[Blurt]

Tops her morning bowl of Corn Flakes with smoked oysters and cake sprinkles because she was born that way.

Yep.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Wears a tin foil hat so the aliens can’t track her every move..

 

[Blurt]

Wears Diva cup eyeglasses.

 

[Q]

Moves himself through town by skippyball

 

[RAVEN]

Named after his father.. Dick Stain Jr.

 

[Blurt]

Hates Brillo pads but loves being a proper housewife.

Yep.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is a highbred hamster +jungle Pygmy posting from a laboratory somewhere in Russia...

 

[Matt Smith]

Gives handjobs to the local lepers so they feel better about their leprosy.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is an ex leper....

 

[Seamajor]

Is awesome at plucking feathers

 

[Blurt]

At his age, is reduced to fucking pleather.

 

[Succubus]

Likes to tie his cats tails together and throw them over the clothesline to watch them fight to the death.

 

[Blurt]

Has never faked an orgasm.

 

[Mr. 5050]

Purple nipples and a bush like a tumbleweed...

 

[Blurt]

Shaves balls, makes a toup out of saved hairs.

 

[RAVEN]

smells like burnt hair and cat piss.

 

[Q]

Used to drive Toyota Aygo, but got hit each time she was on the highway, because people did not see her driving

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is the champion at doing this..

 

[Matt Smith]

Eats rotten eggs so his poo will smell like dead chickens.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His dick pops out like a dogs lipstick when thinking about chickens...

 

[Matt Smith]

Has a strange infatuation with balloons that are shaped like giraffes.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Once got swallowed and trapped inside a minky whale...

 

[RAVEN]

swallows bananas whole

 

[Blurt]

Swallows four bananas whole.

At the same time.