Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[TheHaze]

Likes to have sex with road kill- - - - - -

 

[Perfectcrime]

Likes to have my sloppy seconds

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to eat what is left- - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Chops fire wood with his stiff wank sock.

 

[Perfectcrime]

Loves giving the Shagnasty a rusty trombone.

 

[Val Gina]

Sucks his thumb when he misses his mums tits

 

[Perfectcrime]

Has the herpes!

 

[Val Gina]

Eats the local slut out to save money on a seafood platter

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Licks dealers arse clinkers clean for a wrap.

 

[Perfectcrime]

I fucking love sluts (btw I'm a chick)

Loves receiving Cosby sweaters while giving her sister a frosty Jim

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Races her crabs along the side of the bath and has two champions.

 

[Perfectcrime]

Loves my strap-on collection

 

[Swamp-Duck]

So does her goat.

 

[realgrimm]

makes holistic menstrual blood teas and milkshakes and has been know to collect random tampons from the dump

 

[TheHaze]

Still trying to buy Sharona's dirty underwear - - - - - - -

 

[Mr. Whipple]

got caught doctoring up a pair of old lady underwear with anchovy oil , cocktail sauce and soy ...and mailing them to realgrimm with a fake addy from Sharona ....:facepalm:

 

[Perfectcrime]

Once acted as a fluffer for amateur midget clown amputee porn.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Walked out quickly when the conversation turned to the subject of bestiality.

 

[X]

has a new crusty sock cleaning biz ....these days busier than a one armed man with a 3 breasted girlfriend.

 

[Seamajor]

Wishes he was Uncle Dilf

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Wishes he was Shagnasty

 

[Seamajor]

Found his foot

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Had my foot up his ass

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Run around sucking every tit he can find cos he lives on breast milk and is proud when it comes out of his bum like lumpy custard.

 

[skinofevil]

Made out with a girl on a dare but got so into it she knocked the other girl right out from under her flannel dykehawk.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Let Donnie down

 

[Damaged Maven]

Was instrumental in convicting Donnie the Popular on RICO conspiracy charges.

Didn't see that one coming, eh?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Time traveler from 1920s.

 

[skinofevil]

Is seeking a serious long-term relationship with a fax machine.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Hard to get started, emits noxious odours, and half the time he don’t work, so he’s really a lawn mower.