Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Seamajor]

Hates dogs

 

[Damaged Maven]

Loves dogs rotating on a spit over low, indirect heat

 

[Mr. Whipple]

had a crush on Burl Ives all thru grade school

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to poop in other peoples toilet and not flush - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to tell random people his name is Stinky Wizzleteats.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Lost 99% of his brain when he was castrated.

 

[Perfectcrime]

Blows llamas for grapefruit

 

[Damaged Maven]

Always leaves out the best part.

 

[Seamajor]

Can masterbate with his left foot

 

[skinofevil]

Also masturbates with Maven's left foot.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Has beer in his glass and a dick in his ass.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Has a dick in his glass to bait barflies.

 

[skinofevil]

Has an ass in her ass to bait more ass. Aaaaaaaasssssss.

 

[TheHaze]

Like's to wear women's underwear when he jerks off- - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Likes to reveal his secrets.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

never RSVP's a wedding invitation until she finds out what kind of desert is being served

 

[Vile_Vixen]

eats plastic fruit

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Free bleeds every month all over her cat...

 

[Mr. Whipple]

sits outside of bakeries with her " neck massager " enjoying the aroma and releasing her pent up frustrations

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is jealous of my neck massager and dreams of its cold tip round his ring piece.

 

[Damaged Maven]

"Lost" her lady toy in her naughty bit until the battery gave out

 

[Seamajor]

Loves Tilapia

 

[TheHaze]

Like's to take pictures of small children swimming naked - -- - - - -

 

[Seamajor]

Knows nothing about me what so ever

 

[Damaged Maven]

Enjoys pedophilia pedantry.

 

[X]

Spends sleepless nights wondering just how waterproof is a frogs anus'sus's .

 

[Mr. Whipple]

goes to the zoo as much as possible as he's addicted to the smell of Gorilla farts

 

[Damaged Maven]

Flings shit at monkeys

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Is a monkey getting shit flinged at him.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Believes evolution is a satan construct.