Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Is a practicing evolutionist and homosexual.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Insists fellatio is just a protein shake.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Can out do any gorilla with his bum trumpet.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Chews gum he finds stuck under seats on the tube

 

[Mr. Whipple]

is always willing to trade you a booger for a scab

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Had two pet carbuncles on his arse but they swam off when he was swimming in the sea, now he goes out on a board sadly calling for them.

 

[TheHaze]

Is color blind so only wears black- - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Wears a toupee in the day time and takes it off and lubes it up for fun times in the evening.

 

[TheHaze]

Hinds under the bed when some one knocks on the door- - - - - -

 

[Mr. Whipple]

thought Jeffrey Dahmer was " to die for "

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Secretly bangs gooks behind Hazes back.

 

[TheHaze]

Only will date a black man - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is asking for a clip round the earhole..

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to shove her way into live news reports and tell the audience at home, "I HAVE A VAGINA. HURR HURR HURR."

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I love it when they get trolled by people live on telly.

He can fart the last post at funerals.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

had her healthy molars pulled and replaced with halloween candy corn

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to save toilet paper after it has been used - - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Like to chew toilet paper after it’s been used.

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to collect my spit balls- - - - - -

 

[Jeannie]

mobility scooter ran out of power on way 2 get viagara

 

[X]

Is a fan of the Ponies ...... and the doggies, and Roosters ...

 

[skinofevil]

Is not a fan of the Pikachu.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is very much looking forward to pride tomorrow.

 

[TheHaze]

Hinds under the bed when her dog has a bonner- - - - - - -

Swamp Duck went to the covert to get her dog a bone but when she bend over Rover drove her for he had a bone of his own- - - - - -

 

[Jeannie]

teeth look like little baked beans

 

[Mr. Whipple]

tricked all the 3rd grade boys that were looking at her underwear at recess when she climbed the ladder to the slide ...so she stopped wearing them

:IggyMcLulz:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has a very interesting job..

 

[Jeannie]

climbs out the bathroom window in restaurants 2 avoid paying the bill

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to climb IN through the bathroom window, sneak into the kitchen, and poo in the ratatouille.

 

[Jeannie]

gets his boxers from kmart in cincinatti - definitely