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Yeah, middle aged women and wine is a volatile combo.... I used to dread dealing with them at the end of a night during my doorman days.

My experience with middle aged women and wine has been far different from yours. Those were some of the best evenings, but the wine tends to flow too fast.
 
Sex toy parties? WTF? Haha!

Yeah, middle aged women and wine is a volatile combo.... I used to dread dealing with them at the end of a night during my doorman days.
Ya they get all grabby too, more wine and they didn't even care if we sterized the toys between uses haha , half the time I felt like security there
 
My experience with middle aged women and wine has been far different from yours. Those were some of the best evenings, but the wine tends to flow too fast.
Presumably you never worked as a nightclub bouncer... getting your balls grabbed several times a night gets irritating after a bit.