Well
@Dove after careful consideration, I've decided to offer you & your husband a free 1 week stay at my apartment should you decide to swing by the West Coast.
At the same time, I've also decided to decline
@The Prowler's request.
2 factors which led me to this decision:
1. Excessive rudeness and a disrespectful attitude on the Prowler's part.
2. I don't like liars who misrepresent their financial or social status
Anyways, if you're interested, I'll stay at my Mom's 5 BR home while you and your husband can stay in my apartment for a week. It's located in the best part of downtown, a prime location close to the best shops, supermarkets, attractions. It's also located 3 blocks from the beach and 2 blocks from Stanley Park, the largest city park of its kind in North America.
I'll even chauffeur you guys around the city and provide you with a free guided tour.
Given the expensive rents in my city (Apartments - Over $2000 per month) and Hotel Rooms ($500 + on average per night), I think that is a very generous offer.
Of course, you can use the kitchen facilities and make whatever meals you want or enjoy the fine dining my city has to offer.
And you are free to post photos of the apartment and the neighborhood to inform
@The Prowler what he's missed.