Need a place to sleep

[Breakfall]

Booze brain got you melting down for no fucking reason? Jesus. Do a reality check, pal.

All I said was that you don’t follow through with your questions. Don’t deflect the meltdown princess.

 

[LotusBud]

All I said was that you don’t follow through with your questions. Don’t deflect the meltdown princess.

And that I'm rude. Out of nowhere. I didn't ask a question, you ponce. You just always need someone to fight with. Try someone else, cheesedick.

 

[Breakfall]

And that I'm rude. Out of nowhere. I didn't ask a question, you pnce. You just always need someone to fight with. Try someone else, cheesedick.

Wipe away those liberal tears Lotusbutt! You ask questions of people and don’t follow through. You’re living in Portugal ffs! Lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

And that I'm rude. Out of nowhere. I didn't ask a question, you ponce. You just always need someone to fight with. Try someone else, cheesedick.

take your anger to meltdown please

 

[The Prowler]

This thread will be remembered as the time LettuceButt the Homewrecker admitted that she is also a whore.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That's just terrible

and here I am still waiting for @Joe to approve my 1 week stay at his bach pad.

 

[Breakfall]

This thread will be remembered as the time LettuceButt the Homewrecker admitted that she is also a whore.

She stole another woman’s husband? Well that just says it all then!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

She stole another woman’s husband? Well that just says it all then!

not to add fuel to the fire

but isn't she herself also married?

 

[LotusBud]

I seem to have stumbled into the thread for 13-year-old boy humor.

 

[Breakfall]

not to add fuel to the fire

but isn't she herself also married?

Lol…does she even sex?

 

[Breakfall]

I seem to have stumbled into the thread for 13-year-old boy humor.

I virtual pinched your nipples Lotusbutt…ya feel me??

 

[The Prowler]

She stole another woman’s husband? Well that just says it all then!

Yup.

And she was friends with the woman.

Most people would be ashamed for this kind of behaviour, but LettuceBrain came on here and bragged about it!

 

[Breakfall]

@LotusBud question: when you question people, do you intentionally go the rhetorical route or is it a matter of indecisiveness that brain_farts your inert reasoning? You can leave me hanging if you like…it’s expected.

 

[Breakfall]

Yup.

And she was friends with the woman.

Most people would be ashamed for this kind of behaviour, but LettuceBrain came on here and bragged about it!

What a whore’s handbag! @lotusBag you soiled trollop!

 

[Breakfall]

@LotusBud : what’s it like farting in Portugal? Does your expatriate Americunt farts displace the natural order of things there or what? Do your farts leave a significant carbon footprint? Has the cuisine upset your tummy? Does your intestinal flora cope with the peri-peri or has it all turned to mud that burns on exit?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No happily married woman speaks the way Lotus does

Unless her husband is into watching and she's trying to get some kink going in their house right now

 

[Seamajor]

No happily married woman speaks the way Lotus does

Unless her husband is into watching and she's trying to get some kink going in their house right now

Grow up.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Grow up.

take your anger to meltdown please

 

[LotusBud]

@LotusBud : what’s it like farting in Portugal? Does your expatriate Americunt farts displace the natural order of things there or what? Do your farts leave a significant carbon footprint? Has the cuisine upset your tummy? Does your intestinal flora cope with the peri-peri or has it all turned to mud that burns on exit?

Nope.

 

[Breakfall]

Nope.

We’ll get into some intestinal culture like Acidophilus and shit. Yogurt and kombucha and your farts will surely be smelling like sugar and spice and all things nice…

 

[Oerdin]

People with bad personal hygiene are still gross. Trying to steal a "friend's" husband is just whorish behavior especially from a supposedly married woman.

 

[LotusBud]

We’ll get into some intestinal culture like Acidophilus and shit. Yogurt and kombucha and your farts will surely be smelling like sugar and spice and all things nice…

Time to put that bottle down, pal.

 

[Omnipotent]

Well @Dove after careful consideration, I've decided to offer you & your husband a free 1 week stay at my apartment should you decide to swing by the West Coast.

At the same time, I've also decided to decline @The Prowler's request.

2 factors which led me to this decision:

1. Excessive rudeness and a disrespectful attitude on the Prowler's part.
2. I don't like liars who misrepresent their financial or social status

Anyways, if you're interested, I'll stay at my Mom's 5 BR home while you and your husband can stay in my apartment for a week. It's located in the best part of downtown, a prime location close to the best shops, supermarkets, attractions. It's also located 3 blocks from the beach and 2 blocks from Stanley Park, the largest city park of its kind in North America.

I'll even chauffeur you guys around the city and provide you with a free guided tour.

Given the expensive rents in my city (Apartments - Over $2000 per month) and Hotel Rooms ($500 + on average per night), I think that is a very generous offer.

Of course, you can use the kitchen facilities and make whatever meals you want or enjoy the fine dining my city has to offer.

And you are free to post photos of the apartment and the neighborhood to inform @The Prowler what he's missed.

That is a lovely kind gesture of you to offer that... Prowler is being a meanie....

Whatever are we to do with him?

 

[The Prowler]

Whatever are we to do with him?

You could spank me.

 

[Joe]

You could spank me.

Yanno @The Prowler yer just like my friend's deranged Rescue Dog. Always provoking others. Harassing the women in this forum. Always seeking attention. Didn't your mom give you enough when you were a child? Maybe that's why yer so needy in adulthood because of a deprived & unloved childhood. Maybe you didn't have a mother, poor you.

 

[The Prowler]

I appreciate your concern, @Joe.

It means a lot.

 

[Omnipotent]

We’ll get into some intestinal culture like Acidophilus and shit. Yogurt and kombucha and your farts will surely be smelling like sugar and spice and all things nice…

I looked up the bacteria in yoghurt and is was a superbug.

Our award winning Greek yoghurt is now available with the addition of prebiotics and 5 probiotic strains. (Lactobacillus acidophilus, Bifidobacterium lactis, Lactobacillus casei), Synbio 100 (Lactobacillus rhamnosus, Lactobacillus paracasei).

 

[Breakfall]

I looked up the bacteria in yoghurt and is was a superbug.

Our award winning Greek yoghurt is now available with the addition of prebiotics and 5 probiotic strains. (Lactobacillus acidophilus, Bifidobacterium lactis, Lactobacillus casei), Synbio 100 (Lactobacillus rhamnosus, Lactobacillus paracasei).

The key to a wholesome life starts in our gut. Encourage and proliferate good intestinal bacteria and you may have found the key to longevity.

 

[Blurt]

From Alaskan cruises to the benefits of yogurt in 118 posts.

Smells like Breakfart to me.

 

[Seamajor]

From Alaskan cruises to the benefits of yogurt in 118 posts.

Smells like Breakfart to me.

Good Morning Blurt. Nice to see you