New Board Features

[Bastard Factory]

ATTENTION WHITE PEOPLE
Please report to the Factory cotton fields at 0800 for orientation.

Within the next 3 weeks were updating software to modern times as well as few new features:

-- Google World-member-map or another called Auto-complete-location member map.
(Introduction Forum to Merge with ....... our current Member Map)
-- Country-flags-on profile by-ip-address.
-- Reputation-system. (scores pos/neg)
-- Update Captcha to deny spambots.
-- Force-users-to-read-threads before anything else at login. (Could be fun)
-- Post-limit-member per forum node or thread. (I like the option)
-- Username-Change. (user change their own names)
-- Meltdown Mayhem will start back up in December.
-- Member Profile-cover-photo-banner-image-enhancements. (Let's see if there's a diff)
-- Professional footer at the bottom of our main page.

Any and all suggestions welcomed.

 

[Alticus]

Sweet!

 

[The New Holliday]

Reputation-system. (scores pos/neg)

I hope this was meaning separating count of recs and negs.
...and per my original request, accounting of who is issuing negs so we know who the faggots are.

 

[Alticus]

I hope this was meaning separating count of recs and negs.
...and per my original request, accounting of who is issuing negs so we know who the faggots are.

It's a troll board man what do you expect? This isn't Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood dude. Who cares if you get negged? I'll give you one right now because I care about you deeply.

 

[The New Holliday]

It's a troll board man what do you expect? This isn't Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood dude. Who cares if you get negged? I'll give you one right now because I care about you.

You have a point there if what you're saying is that troll and faggot is the same, or at least that all trolls are faggots. I agree. What I said was we need to have a mechanism for knowing who the biggest fags are (quantitatively/numerically).

 

[Alticus]

You have a point there if what you're saying is that troll and faggot is the same, or at least that all trolls are faggots. I agree. What I said was we need to have a mechanism for knowing who the biggest fags are (quantitatively/numerically).

Granted I'm high here but I just don't see the point. How does identifying the biggest fags matter.

 

[Admin.]

Granted I'm high here but I just don't see the point. How does identifying the biggest fags matter.

Trump supporters live in a state of deep denial, maybe being able to seem themselves as a statistic will open their eyes and hopefully free their souls. That's my 2 cents.

 

[The New Holliday]

Granted I'm high here but I just don't see the point. How does identifying the biggest fags matter.

I think it's cause for ridicule...pointing and laughing, and isn't that why we are here? You can never have enough reasons, Altardicus.

 

[Alticus]

This is an announcement thread

I think it's cause for ridicule...pointing and laughing, and isn't that why we are here? You can never have enough reasons, Altardicus.

Well, you're entitled.

 

[The New Holliday]

Well, you're entitled.

An yer a faggot. Prove me wrong.

 

[Alticus]

An yer a faggot. Prove me wrong.

I have nothing to prove. lol

 

[The Atomic Punk]

It as if the Bedwetters cant piss themselves enough each night.......the reputation system will have them leaving trails of piss all day.......sad little Bedwetters

Oh, and did you hear the GOP pulled off the hat trick?

Now back to the queefing and moaning Bedwetters

 

[Admin.]

It as if the Bedwetters cant piss themselves enough each night.......the reputation system will have them leaving trails of piss all day.......sad little Bedwetters

Oh, and did you hear the GOP pulled off the hat trick?

Now back to the queefing and moaning Bedwetters

Have you weighed yourself lately Mr Crusher of Couches?

 

[The New Holliday]

I have nothing to prove. lol

No you don't...you've already proved yer a faggot.

 

[The Atomic Punk]

-- Reputation-system. (scores pos/neg)

@The New Holliday ......what confused you about my post regarding the new rating system?

There was something similar on Imgur if I understand what BF proposed........one post and the Bedwetters on that picture hosting site had me at -4xx LOL........I cant imagine how negative a ranking I can achieve here....... what with all the sand vagina afflicted Bedwetters here......

I look forward to having the lowest ranking possible as I work to help others here......

TAP

 

[The New Holliday]

@The New Holliday ......what confused you about my post regarding the new rating system?

There was something similar on Imgur if I understand what BF proposed........one post and the Bedwetters on that picture hosting site had me at -4xx LOL........I cant imagine how negative a ranking I can achieve here....... what with all the sand vagina afflicted Bedwetters here......

I look forward to having the lowest ranking possible as I work to help others here......

TAP

Is that what the question mark means? I thought it meant you were confused.

the reputation system will have them leaving trails of piss all day

..all day(?), it was a couple of posts. A few minutes. no more.

. Personally I have always valued negs more than recs. I suggested some time ago separating them, recs and negs, and also accounting for who gave the negs. Reason: so I can know whose skin I have gotten under. I place the values at about 4 to 1. (Maybe another thought is simple count a neg as 4 recs and add to the total) It's been done on other boards, I'm sure it would be entertaining here. My current board doesn't have reps, neither did the best board I ever posted on - they aren't necessary on more adult boards. But here this day, I have been reminded by Altardicus, with approval by B(ig)F(ago), that this is a troll board (a retard board, kiddy board, faggot board - aptly named theBadTardFagtory), one where posters do nothing but quote movie lines, take their handles from video games (no doubt actually play video games as do children, because adults do not). Actually I disagree in as much as the board is really just software...it the fools on it that are trolls.
. Now as far as your negative ranking - what we have and why I had suggested a change, is an aggregate of +s and -s. In reality you probably get less negs than many of us, but since you get no recs (since your posts pretty much are w/o merit) you seem to be doing well in that regard, though surely you are not. So, do not break an arm patting yourself on the back until the system allows for the making of a full accounting. Till then you have nothing but silly little air claims, a match for your silly little confused posts.

See I like things being represented as values, always have - and I've recently made note of it on the Fishing thread. I think this is a good opportunity for BF to upgrade.

 

[wizer]

I'm curious how a user can be forced to read threads at login.

Is there some sort of glue or magnet that locks the person's eyes to the page while paralyzing their fingers at the same time?

 

[Courier Six]

I'm curious how a user can be forced to read threads at login.

Is there some sort of glue or magnet that locks the person's eyes to the page while paralyzing their fingers at the same time?

There's going to be a 'slowly bouncing tits' .gif set as the background, with a parallax effect. Users will be mesmerized and unable to click away until they get to the bottom of the new thread, at which point the background will switch over to the normal one.

 

[Bastard Factory]

 

[The Atomic Punk]

they aren't necessary on more adult boards.

I agree with your assessment of neg's $ pos's I suppose........but if enacted here, not only will the Bedwetters and hags throw tiny dick and STFU emojies rather than provide a thoughtful response, they'll rely on the ranking system as if one would care what thier opinion / ranking meant. It just seems weak.....but so are they.

It has every bit the chance to become a high school popularly contest, and much like you, I'd like to know who threw the negs.....and would strive to be the most hated and irritating to the Bedwetters and hags.

 

[The New Holliday]

I agree with your assessment of neg's $ pos's I suppose........but if enacted here, not only will the Bedwetters and hags throw tiny dick and STFU emojies rather than provide a thoughtful response, they'll rely on the ranking system as if one would care what thier opinion / ranking meant. It just seems weak.....but so are they.

It has every bit the chance to become a high school popularly contest, and much like you, I'd like to know who threw the negs.....and would strive to be the most hated and irritating to the Bedwetters and hags.

. Is it not a pop contest already? Here, think this (@Bastard Factory) - BF loves his little contests/polls and punishments. Okay, he doesn't always follow through if he's face first in his own barf at a shaker bar, still everyone is entertained by the process. What if there was a Faggot of the Month Contest. In the course of a month whoever issues the most negs gets a month in the dungeon. Second time champion gets 2 months etc.
.Wouldn't that cause strategic adjustments to how folks used the negs? Might it not force them to consider actual replies?

PS: ...and consider this. Presently, post a pic of a cute cuddly kitten and get recs. Make a nasty surly remark...get negs. But now, what an accomplishment it would be to get a neg from a poster who knows it will bring negative consequence to themselves.

 

[Lily]

. Is it not a pop contest already? Here, think this (@Bastard Factory) - BF loves his little contests/polls and punishments. Okay, he doesn't always follow through if he's face first in his own barf at a shaker bar, still everyone is entertained by the process. What if there was a Faggot of the Month Contest. In the course of a month whoever issues the most negs gets a month in the dungeon. Second time champion gets 2 months etc.
.Wouldn't that cause strategic adjustments to how folks used the negs? Might it not force them to consider actual replies?

PS: ...and consider this. Presently, post a pic of a cute cuddly kitten and get recs. Make a nasty surly remark...get negs. But now, what an accomplishment it would be to get a neg from a poster who knows it will bring negative consequence to themselves.

You really care way too much about negs.

 

[The Atomic Punk]

In the course of a month whoever issues the most negs gets a month in the dungeon. Second time champion gets 2 months etc.

LOL......this has merit

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Where's my fucking negs!?

 

[Courier Six]

Where's my fucking negs!?

On the same nate as your nam, nausage, and nacon, being part of a balanced neckfast?

 

[The New Holliday]

You really care way too much about negs.

No, I don't. I think they attest to a poster's character.

 

[The New Holliday]

Where's my fucking negs!?

Try harder, Raggs.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No, I don't. I think they attest to a poster's character.

I have 2,122 reactions on 3,493 poasts. Does that mean you all like me? You really like me?

 

[The New Holliday]

I have 2,122 reactions on 3,493 poasts. Does that mean you all like me? You really like me?

It may be, and I was about to say, you are just too likeable, not controversial or otherwise challenging.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It may be, and I was about to say, you are just too likeable, not controversial or otherwise challenging.

Well, I do try not to challenge the retards too much.