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So yesterday, in the midst of having a thermal nuclear meltdown Oak flies right off the handle once again and drops this self immolating gem for us all to marvel at
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Really Pig? Is that a fact? Weeeeeellll, what does the math say about that?
Let's get to some data driven facts shall we? Because we all know how pig and company are about their data driven facts don't we?
And in the process help Oak math for future reference.
My account registration date reads Oct 24 2018 which is 1550 days from today. And I have 39050 posts
And by comparison
Oak's registration date is May 12 2021 which is 619 days and she has 31424 posts
Wow, on the surface, pig's shallow intellect seems to have scored a direct hit here. I have 7,626 more posts than she does!
But what happens when someone with an IQ higher than a garden variety turnip comes along and says "wait, there's more to that equation than relative post counts"
Indeed, let us help Poor Pig out with some complex math.
So if you take my total post count (39050) and divide this number by the amount of days Ive been registered (1550) you come up with nearly 20 posts per day on average.
Hmmmmmm - what happens when we perform the same for Pig?
lallalalala as I whistle innocently and divide 31424 by the lifespan of her account (619) and come up with nearly 51 posts per day on average
Ooo ouch -- that's nearly THREE times my daily post count!!!!
And, if we factor in some ancillary facts like I Have a career which requires usage of a computer and internet access for at least 10 hours per day and she does not, Oak's self immolation on this one becomes even more apparent. Eek.
Pig... can I suggest a remedial course in 3rd grade multiplication, division and addition? Or would you simply prefer to run with the YOU trolled me by making yourself look utterly dumb and spastic again?
It's a TROFEEE thread
So whats Oaks excuse for not getting married?
You have nerve, junkie. I've been clean from heroin for ten years. You know how hard that actually is? And that slob cant even lay off alcohol for a week. Shes weak as fuck. Who has nerve? I call it as I see it. And I see a drunk. Get her some help....you are there. Gonna let her kill...

Really Pig? Is that a fact? Weeeeeellll, what does the math say about that?
Let's get to some data driven facts shall we? Because we all know how pig and company are about their data driven facts don't we?
And in the process help Oak math for future reference.
My account registration date reads Oct 24 2018 which is 1550 days from today. And I have 39050 posts
And by comparison
Oak's registration date is May 12 2021 which is 619 days and she has 31424 posts
Wow, on the surface, pig's shallow intellect seems to have scored a direct hit here. I have 7,626 more posts than she does!
But what happens when someone with an IQ higher than a garden variety turnip comes along and says "wait, there's more to that equation than relative post counts"
Indeed, let us help Poor Pig out with some complex math.
So if you take my total post count (39050) and divide this number by the amount of days Ive been registered (1550) you come up with nearly 20 posts per day on average.
Hmmmmmm - what happens when we perform the same for Pig?
lallalalala as I whistle innocently and divide 31424 by the lifespan of her account (619) and come up with nearly 51 posts per day on average
Ooo ouch -- that's nearly THREE times my daily post count!!!!
And, if we factor in some ancillary facts like I Have a career which requires usage of a computer and internet access for at least 10 hours per day and she does not, Oak's self immolation on this one becomes even more apparent. Eek.
Pig... can I suggest a remedial course in 3rd grade multiplication, division and addition? Or would you simply prefer to run with the YOU trolled me by making yourself look utterly dumb and spastic again?
It's a TROFEEE thread
