Random Thoughts Thread

[LotusBud]

We all keep waiting for the other shoe to drop ... but what about the socks?

Socks don't make any noise.

 

[kooch]

Why is my wife surprised the kids are constantly fucking with the voice controls of the Google Nest?

 

[Matt Smith]

Did you all miss me?

 

[Big Sexy]

Cocaine is a product of a vegetable.

 

[Big Sexy]

Alcohol is a product of a vegetable.

 

[Big Sexy]

Marijuana is a vegetable.

 

[Big Sexy]

Most gays if they’re having away I don’t want pizza they want cake.

 

[Big Sexy]

We’re all going to die.
We’re all gonna die!

 

[Jeannie]

i think ppl who get hospitalized in the ICU on ventilators from covid likely caught multiple variants at once

ie, one variant is the flu, TWO is the emergency room

 

[Seamajor]

Just had a remarkable Fresh Dorado sandwich @ Hemingway’s.

 

[Lily]

Just had a remarkable Fresh Dorado sandwich @ Hemingway’s.

Is the random thought that you thought we'd be interested in your lunch? :)

 

[Seamajor]

Yeah

 

[realgrimm]

I was a little interested to be honest cuz I have no idea what dorato is or Hemingways.. not interested enough to google .. so about a 3


RT: why is the sky blue


EDIT : As white light passes through our atmosphere, tiny air molecules cause it to 'scatter'. ... Therefore, blue light is scattered more than red light and the sky appears blue during the day

 

[Jeannie]

We all keep waiting for the other shoe to drop ... but what about the socks?

Socks don't make any noise.

good point, RAINMAN

 

[Lily]

Why do Chihuahuas live so damn long?

 

[Jeannie]

Why do Chihuahuas live so damn long?

i know, and then mastiffs live like, 7 yrs, maybe 8 if they r lucky

maybe its nature way of balancing out power vs longevity

 

[Seamajor]

Could be.

A great time of year for pro sports.

 

[Dove]

If a functioning schizophrenic moved into a house that was legitimately haunted......would they ever figure out it was haunted or would they think thier schizophrenia was getting out of control?

They would be getting thier meds changed and everything and nothing would work because they would think it was them. That could really mess that person's life all up.

 

[Dove]

How much raw material are you running at a time during your meth binges?

Im a little old for addictive stimulants..haha .. sure every now and then Ill grab some white but not since they shut down the pubs.... but smoking is way more physically addictive

Do you smoke your oxy's on foil or how do you do it?

Inject it into my penis of course.. go big or go home faggot..

Is your dick hard yet..

I was gonna say.. ..smoking an oxy? What a fucking waste of an oxy lol

 

[Lily]

I wish it could be autumn all year long.

 

[mastersplither]

It's a shame forums like these are mostly dead

 

[Jeannie]

It's a shame forums like these are mostly dead

who r u?

 

[mastersplither]

Just a random guy on the internet

 

[Lily]

Will I ever get to see Luis Miguel in concert again?

 

[Seamajor]

It’s Tuesday. Right?

 

[TheHaze]

Will I ever get to see Luis Miguel in concert again?

What's stopping you ?

 

[Lily]

Will I ever get to see Luis Miguel in concert again?

What's stopping you ?

No concert scheduled for now. Damn Covid!

 

[Oerdin]

Here is a random thought... My 11 year old says he wants a Mr. Beast Burger. He has had lots of burgers but some how he heard about Mr.Beast's youtube channel.

 

[Scooter]

Here is a random thought... My 11 year old says he wants a Mr. Beast Burger. He has had lots of burgers but some how he heard about Mr.Beast's youtube channel.

I've ordered Mr. Beast Burger 3 times in the last 3 weeks through Door Dash. The first time I ordered was through Uber Eats a couple or so months ago.

It comes from a food truck downtown and I know the guy who's running it because he was a frequent customer at my old store. He's doing really well for himself, which is good to hear.

 

[Big Sexy]

Jennifer Aniston’s nipples