Random Thoughts Thread

[Blazor]

The day they open the barbershops again there will be a line stretching around the block to get in.

I still shave my head every 2 weeks at home lol.

I stopped going to barber shops 20 years ago. I got tired of them fucking up my hair every time. I have cow licks, and if they cut 'em too short, I would look like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals lol.

I got a regulation barber clipper with a #5 guide. If I'm careful and not too drunk I can do a military grade cut without a mirror.

I dont use a guard, and can do the same, no mirror lol.

You have a lot less hair to deal with.

Of course, cause I shave it so often lol. Its funny when I let it grow out in the winter some, then shave it, looks like a dead animal in the trash can after I sweep it all up lol.

My hair is only thin on top, rest of my head grows fully lol. Thing is, I would prefer hair up top, and not on the rest of my head. Back when it wasnt thin up top I still would shave the back and sides. When it did get thin up top, thats when I said fuck it, gonna just shave it all.

 

[Ice]

Four years ago my old home town was burning to the ground.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

If there was such a thing as reincarnation, I want to be one of them blokes on the worlds strongest man, imagine being that strong, it would make up for a lifetime of being a little short arse cunt who struggles just putting the rubbish out...

 

[Seamajor]

I keep trying to figure it out. Seems like it keeps getting worse? I have to tell myself we’re learning as we travel down the road.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Posh car turns up every now and then, I didn’t realise how much coke my neighbors vacuumed up their stuck up noses, that bloke should play music like the ice cream man, when my weed arrives it’s a little chav on a moped...

 

[Seamajor]

Where I live blo is half the price of good weed

 

[Damaged Maven]

Where I live blo is half the price of good weed

So buy bad weed. Heroin sucks.

 

[Seamajor]

Blo as in Cocaine.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Yeah, that sucks too. Stay with boring drugs and you'll live longer.

 

[Heisenberg]

I clicked on this thread and the 'What's New' icon went to 666.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

This is cruel, we all should be released back into the wild.

 

[Damaged Maven]

The Goddes came out to the porch to check on me before going to sleep. Love that gal.

 

[Damaged Maven]

04.30. The Goddess is asleep, the Poodle had a shit, and I'm drunk as usual. Good times!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Borris is on telly, never been his biggest fan but glad he didn’t die, he’s got 7 kids with different woman, Randy cunt...

 

[Seamajor]

I just had another perfect bowel movement.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Is there any other kind?

 

[Seamajor]

The ones that require a half a roll of TP for a proper clean up don’t

 

[Mr. Whipple]

 

[X]

 

[Mr. Whipple]

they always buried a cat with an Egyption....