Reggie is Here

[Biggie Smiles]

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I don't need no bars on the windows of my 4300 sq ft palace with a jacuzzi and Olympic size swimming pool

Don't even need a fence around my 2 acres of land and there's no alarm systems on either of my luxury cars.

Scatmajor must rent a really crummy cesspool

Property values are shit if you got all that for under 1 million dollars.

I guess we need more bums shitting on the sidewalk cause I got all that for slightly less than 500k

I’ll alert my congressman ASAP of this quality of life travesty we are experiencing down here

I don't know what "bums" have to do with anything. When land and property is cheap, there's a reason for it. No?

No

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

I don't need no bars on the windows of my 4300 sq ft palace with a jacuzzi and Olympic size swimming pool

Don't even need a fence around my 2 acres of land and there's no alarm systems on either of my luxury cars.

Scatmajor must rent a really crummy cesspool

Property values are shit if you got all that for under 1 million dollars.

I guess we need more bums shitting on the sidewalk cause I got all that for slightly less than 500k

I’ll alert my congressman ASAP of this quality of life travesty we are experiencing down here

I don't know what "bums" have to do with anything. When land and property is cheap, there's a reason for it. No?

No

Sure there is, supply and demand. Don't you believe in capitalism?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

That a fact?

Then what happens?

 

[Jake]

Boy, I sure hope Reggie comes back soon. Somebody is almost down for the count here.

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

Hell yeah! Bout time you joined Reg!!!! Welcome aboard!

Between you, @deport_liberals , and @Lokmar joining recently, the Libtards dont stand a chance.

Another one that needs a group to support him. What is wrong with you people? You have a forum full of fairly extreme right wingers here already.

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

That a fact?

Then what happens?

I don't want to know. It's your business what you do behind closed doors.

 

[The Countess]

Great. It’s SG2 here now.

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

Boy, I sure hope Reggie comes back soon. Somebody is almost down for the count here.

As a capitalist, I believe in the economic premise of supply and demand. Demand drives prices. I'm wondering where it broke down?

 

[Ice]

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

How do you know what gay men worry about?

Nevermind.... your kind can do whatever they want behind closed doors.

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

Great. It’s SG2 here now.

I read that you used to own that place. What happened to it, miss?

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

How do you know what gay men worry about?

Nevermind.... your kind can do whatever they want behind closed doors.

I have a television.

 

[Ice]

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

How do you know what gay men worry about?

Nevermind.... your kind can do whatever they want behind closed doors.

I have a television.

Cool, I have a toaster.

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

How do you know what gay men worry about?

Nevermind.... your kind can do whatever they want behind closed doors.

I have a television.

Cool, I have a toaster.

Do you see gay men in your toaster? I see them on my television sometimes.

 

[The Countess]

Great. It’s SG2 here now.

I read that you used to own that place. What happened to it, miss?

It died when I left. Now they’re here:facepalm:

 

[Ice]

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

How do you know what gay men worry about?

Nevermind.... your kind can do whatever they want behind closed doors.

I have a television.

Cool, I have a toaster.

Do you see gay men in your toaster? I see them on my television sometimes.

I don't watch queer shows on my toaster or TV

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

Great. It’s SG2 here now.

I read that you used to own that place. What happened to it, miss?

It died when I left. Now they’re here:facepalm:

Oh, so they're here to kill this place too? What did they do to kill your other place?

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

How do you know what gay men worry about?

Nevermind.... your kind can do whatever they want behind closed doors.

I have a television.

Cool, I have a toaster.

Do you see gay men in your toaster? I see them on my television sometimes.

I don't watch queer shows on my toaster or TV

I watch whatever the hell I feel like watching.

 

[Ice]

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

How do you know what gay men worry about?

Nevermind.... your kind can do whatever they want behind closed doors.

I have a television.

Cool, I have a toaster.

Do you see gay men in your toaster? I see them on my television sometimes.

I don't watch queer shows on my toaster or TV

I watch whatever the hell I feel like watching.

When your boyfriend isn't home right? :LOL1:

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Don’t often welcome new members lately cos of all the alts, but seems like your real lol, welcome, I will be watching with interest....

Of course I'm real. I'm Reggie Fucking Essent.

My greatness precedes me with most of this crowd.

 

[The Countess]

Don’t often welcome new members lately cos of all the alts, but seems like your real lol, welcome, I will be watching with interest....

Of course I'm real. I'm Reggie Fucking Essent.

My greatness precedes me with most of this crowd.

Really? Like who

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

Why didn't I think of that?!

Because your stupid?

WTF is wrong with me

My guess would be inbreeding.

No, "YOUR" stupid.

Ooo. A grammar lame

That’s new, witty and original

Anything else in you’re big bag of fail?

This is a context specific grammar response. You were calling me stupid. It's about the only time that grammar corrections work and are simultaneously funny.

I was amused.

I’m happy for you

Take a cookie

Just one tho. Those things can’t good for the hips

Are you gay? Only gay men worry about the size of their hips. Publicly that is.

How do you know what gay men worry about?

Nevermind.... your kind can do whatever they want behind closed doors.

I have a television.

Cool, I have a toaster.

Do you see gay men in your toaster? I see them on my television sometimes.

I don't watch queer shows on my toaster or TV

I watch whatever the hell I feel like watching.

When your boyfriend isn't home right? :LOL1:

Oh, a fag lame. I watch what my wife likes too sometimes. She likes to watch re-runs of Will & Grace. I also have gay friends. My masculinity isn't threated by what other men do on their own time. Only the latent homosexual stops and thinks about sexual acts that gay men practice.

Do you touch yourself when you think about an engorged penis, friend?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I've always enjoyed watching reggie effortlessly mop the floors with all these libtards

You need help, huh?

:ROFL3:

Are you applying for a job?

Why would I? I'm not the one that needs help getting the job done.

What job is that?

Standing alone without a needing a "hero" to swoop in and save me from the bad liberals.

Bwa Hahahahahahahah! Which Libbie douche are you who still holds a grudge from the beatings I gave you in 2006?

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

Don’t often welcome new members lately cos of all the alts, but seems like your real lol, welcome, I will be watching with interest....

Of course I'm real. I'm Reggie Fucking Essent.

My greatness precedes me with most of this crowd.

Yes, it's said you have been posting the same material for years. Do you have new material for a new forum?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

this is an intro thread ffs ..

I am Reggie. Things happen ...

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

I've always enjoyed watching reggie effortlessly mop the floors with all these libtards

You need help, huh?

:ROFL3:

Are you applying for a job?

Why would I? I'm not the one that needs help getting the job done.

What job is that?

Standing alone without a needing a "hero" to swoop in and save me from the bad liberals.

Bwa Hahahahahahahah! Which Libbie douche are you who still holds a grudge from the beatings I gave you in 2006?

I don't know you, I don't think. I just know "arrogant" when I read it.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I've always enjoyed watching reggie effortlessly mop the floors with all these libtards

You need help, huh?

:ROFL3:

Are you applying for a job?

Why would I? I'm not the one that needs help getting the job done.

this is an intro thread ffs ..

Yes. I'm sure we're all very interested to find out something we don't already know about Reggie.

There is plenty you wish to know about me, dear. Just as I am curious as to what your ass looks like even after all these years.

 

[The Countess]

If @Bastard Factory thought the political shit was hateful asf already, you ain’t seen nothing yet.


Welcome to SG2

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I've always enjoyed watching reggie effortlessly mop the floors with all these libtards

You need help, huh?

:ROFL3:

How many LibiCon arguments did Reggie win vs. Edna, back in the day?

Oh, and if it took this much begging and wheedling for you to get him to show up here, how long do you think he'll stick around?

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P.S. Hi, Reggie old chap. LaHire here, if you remember me. Nice to see you, and say hi to your socks Hadding and Gurk. I mean, since Stubby has made this a thread for outing alts. Fucker never did have any class.

S'up old man!

Alts are fucking stupid. Poast as who you are best known.

How else is the fear of your fame established?