The Dovzo Manifesto

[Master Pu]

The best was when Regan tried to catfish Maxis.
I set Max straight quicklike.
Looks like Pipple wasn't so lucky.
Heh

thanks for confirming you were Maxi's number one fan.

you probably have more terabytes of deranged porn on your hard drive than he does.

you fucking idiot

Catfisher sayswut?

How much porn did he drop in your inbox? Did he invite you to arseTicklers4EVA.org? hahaaha!

He hacked my avatar two separate times with two different faggots. We all knew that he was a queen, but I at least didn't know the guy was depraved. So there it is.
His gaydar went batshit when you started posting gay porn. Add to that your time in the can, well, Tuck obviously wants to be inside your can.
You've been warned, kid-

Who are we talking about here, Maxiperv or Regan?
I'll post extreme porn if I like, doesn't make me ghey... If I was ghey I'd tell people I was and I certainly wouldn't be a far right Hitler sympathiser/supporter would I? Dunce!

Figure it out genius-

It's you that posts posts that people need to figure out and you're sarcastically calling me "genius"?? Yer a plank a wood!

You're not smart enough to figure it out.

 

[Aylana]

The best was when Regan tried to catfish Maxis.
I set Max straight quicklike.
Looks like Pipple wasn't so lucky.
Heh

thanks for confirming you were Maxi's number one fan.

you probably have more terabytes of deranged porn on your hard drive than he does.

you fucking idiot

Catfisher sayswut?

How much porn did he drop in your inbox? Did he invite you to arseTicklers4EVA.org? hahaaha!

He hacked my avatar two separate times with two different faggots. We all knew that he was a queen, but I at least didn't know the guy was depraved. So there it is.
His gaydar went batshit when you started posting gay porn. Add to that your time in the can, well, Tuck obviously wants to be inside your can.
You've been warned, kid-

Hey, you creepy old geezer, all your adult diapered ass has ever brought to a forum is tranny gifs. Perhaps you should consider fucking off at this point, because each post only cements your status as the biggest shit poster on every troll forum your sad self has joined.

Regarding your fag lames,

Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn

Stop acting like you know shit about anyone on this board when you've always been a nobody.

And, by the way, were you crying when you posted this pathetic attempt to deflect from your gay as fuck posting history?

Switch up your shit, Tuck.
Use your limited imagination.
You are a TUCKING FAGGOT,
And full of shit as well.
Any of the old KOF members bother with you anymore? Pushing 30 years now, right? NO They don't.
Even Vitty and TWAP want nothing to do with any board you post on.
Shit, TWAP doesn't even have much time left and he doesn't want to deal with you.
Says a lot, huh?
Pfft. You are like an annoying insect at this point. One that doesn't even bite-

you senile fudge packing piss stain, KOF was a god dam joke, but not a big a joke as your gang of virtual cock suckers aka the cunt wankers

sorry not sorry that you spent years talking about your old man nuts and spamming tranny porn at Turd Fail with another dude called phtostynye, who actually posted a photo of his disfigured ball sack and demanded Freud lick grape jelly off his asshole.

That is who you posted with in your little flame gang. What a sick little meatball you are.

and I don't see your saggy ass at the KOF forum, they probably pre banned you just like FT did. Shit, you even got chased out of Blue Cashew by CC.

you are as bad at making up shit as Blandscpae and his 70 year old steve from sweden shit.

hey, you can always ask biggy for his sweaty gym photo again, you creeper.

 

[Flynn]

Who's "Dovzo"?

Dovey.

She is the stupid version of Benzo.

Well… the stupider version

And may a stupid person such as myself tell you that 'Dovzo' is the dumbest name ever made up.
You're hanging out with too many kids playing video games.
Grow up.
And,

And here the concrete around your brain in starting to crack.

You admit you are stupid. That’s a positive.

But, when a stupid person says “this is stupid”, it’s like an oxymoron, ya moron.

And dummy, everyone of all ages plays video games. Just because you are stupid and don’t have the coordination to do anything but click right on a tranny gif don’t try to say only kids play video games. I’m a top 200 player in the world currently at the biggest game in the world of a user base of 6 million. I also have three high scores on three arcade games that will probably last until I’m dead or they become speed run targets.

Wait, ain’t you suddenly “streetwise”? From a pussy ass village from Connecticut? (Giggles)

Da Fuck you do? Snap towels at each other?

Lol. I retired from the Army.
You play fake war on a computer.
With kids.
That's all that I need to say-

Bitch plz.

You were never in the army, you fucking daydreamer. The only honorable discharge you have ever received came out your fucking asshole when you didn’t have the money to cover your bar tab at whatever bar you frequent in the sissified hovel you live in, Gomer Pyle.

Tell me a streetwise clown who googles tranny gifs?

Soldier on, pal-

Hey streetwise, does your street cred give you a closer table to the bingo ball cage?

When you talk to dead ppl do they bring up you were in the army and wonder why they’re dead and your not?

Hey Benzo, we’re you looking at trannys old school back when you were in basic training?

Somebody threw this turnip back to the streets and the streets didn’t want him. A “streetwise” chump who claims clout by being a master navigator of google maps only because he uses it to find tranny bars in a pillow soft favela in Connecticut.

Which one on Good Fellas do you think you are, clown?

Freedom through Mobility, pal.

Freedom thru stupidity is more like it, streetwise

The fucking creeper should go back to begging for oiled up biceps pics, he has not posted anything worth a dam in years.

Too bad-

I take it at this point it's everybody else that's wrong?

You can take I don't give a fuck.
Understood?

Go locate a reddit dedicated to tranny porn gifs; they will undoubtedly regard you as a deity as you dispense your terabytes of tranny porn to them.

There are a few degenerates here who have posted gay porn where it doesn't belong, and both you and Shampipple are among them.

I myself have never posted such filth, nor do I look for it.

These are just facts, Tuck.

Then why is it a well known fact that you rather enjoy tranny porn, terabytes of the stuff? hahahaha sick perv!

No. That would be you Super Scat-Man. Aren't you the homo that has posted pics and gifs depicting humans eating fecal matter?

As for BEnzo, he's a fucking loser like you except he's in wheelchair, and you still can't flush that faglaming clown down in 3 posts.

Homo-el-muy-grande! (Is that even Spanish? I think I just made that shit up. Someone ask Flea or Lily if that's "Spanish.")

I've chased you off a time,
Or twenty.
Gtfo-

I guess I'll put that claim up there with me being, "Gunz," "Poofer," and "Pickles."

I like how you can't even defend yourself against the resident crackhead.

How many times have I said that I've never took crack in my life? How boring must your existence be that you want to continue on this roundabout? Get a life!

Hi Crackhead! Have you and Aryan tried inserting crack into your butthole, yet?

 

[Master Pu]

The best was when Regan tried to catfish Maxis.
I set Max straight quicklike.
Looks like Pipple wasn't so lucky.
Heh

thanks for confirming you were Maxi's number one fan.

you probably have more terabytes of deranged porn on your hard drive than he does.

you fucking idiot

Catfisher sayswut?

How much porn did he drop in your inbox? Did he invite you to arseTicklers4EVA.org? hahaaha!

He hacked my avatar two separate times with two different faggots. We all knew that he was a queen, but I at least didn't know the guy was depraved. So there it is.
His gaydar went batshit when you started posting gay porn. Add to that your time in the can, well, Tuck obviously wants to be inside your can.
You've been warned, kid-

Hey, you creepy old geezer, all your adult diapered ass has ever brought to a forum is tranny gifs. Perhaps you should consider fucking off at this point, because each post only cements your status as the biggest shit poster on every troll forum your sad self has joined.

Regarding your fag lames,

Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn

Stop acting like you know shit about anyone on this board when you've always been a nobody.

And, by the way, were you crying when you posted this pathetic attempt to deflect from your gay as fuck posting history?

Switch up your shit, Tuck.
Use your limited imagination.
You are a TUCKING FAGGOT,
And full of shit as well.
Any of the old KOF members bother with you anymore? Pushing 30 years now, right? NO They don't.
Even Vitty and TWAP want nothing to do with any board you post on.
Shit, TWAP doesn't even have much time left and he doesn't want to deal with you.
Says a lot, huh?
Pfft. You are like an annoying insect at this point. One that doesn't even bite-

you senile fudge packing piss stain, KOF was a god dam joke, but not a big a joke as your gang of virtual cock suckers aka the cunt wankers

sorry not sorry that you spent years talking about your old man nuts and spamming tranny porn at Turd Fail with another dude called phtostynye, who actually posted a photo of his disfigured ball sack and demanded Freud lick grape jelly off his asshole.

That is who you posted with in your little flame gang. What a sick little meatball you are.

and I don't see your saggy ass at the KOF forum, they probably pre banned you just like FT did. Shit, you even got chased out of Blue Cashew by CC.

you are as bad at making up shit as Blandscpae and his 70 year old steve from sweden shit.

hey, you can always ask biggy for his sweaty gym photo again, you creeper.

3 lines or less.
This isn't FT, Tuck.