the EVERYBODY CUT BIGGIE SOME SLACK thread

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm sure you could

Just as I thought, all that tough talk yesterday about throwing some girl out which then turned into getting her an Uber. You act hard but really you're a big softy, and probably too nice in RL so you get taken advantage of by women by the sounds of it.

and I'm only 5' 9"

go figure

do the horrors ever end?

 

[Sindy666]

5'9" isn't that short... you're only a few inches away from being tall.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

5'9" isn't that short... you're only a few inches away from being tall.

THat's so comforting. THANK YOU

 

[Aylana]

Can you ride rollercoasters if you're 5'9"?

I once witnessed a fat slob being yanked off a rollercoaster because the harness could not be pulled down far enough to lock him into the seat.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Can you ride rollercoasters if you're 5'9"?

I once witnessed a fat slob being yanked off a rollercoaster because the harness could not be pulled down far enough to lock him into the seat.

No, I think you need to be at least 6' 5"

But just a few weeks ago I managed to sneak into one by jumping up and down really fast. Plus, I think the kid manning the entre was high or something.

it was surreal

 

[Breakfall]

5'9" isn't that short... you're only a few inches away from being tall.

Only a diminutive penis length from 6’0” ...go figure!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

How about another thread entitled

The cut a fart in an elevator with Peaches trapped inside because he doesn't have a nose and can't defend himself thread

Too many words?

 

[deport_liberals]

Biggie invited me to stomping groundz when I thought this hobby was something I'd never be able to pursue again. That was a swell thing to do.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Was Peaches on the white wine spritzers last night or something? The cowardly old queen normally just makes a few snipey remarks and then retreats back to his limited edition Barbie girl mobility scooter and races home to his rainbow LGBT safespace at Creepy Butt-sniffing Trannies.

 

[Lokmar]

Worse yet, lots just fly the coop cause they're tired of not living the whore life.

Sounds like you suffer from a very small penis, I'm sorry.

Wait, women who run off do so because you think my dik aint big enough? I'll be damed!

 

[Seamajor]

5'9" isn't that short... you're only a few inches away from being tall.

THat's so comforting. THANK YOU

24 glazed donuts is.

 

[The Countess]

Can someone please shove SeaPedo in an oven? Thanks in advance

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Just ironing a few more kinks in the tard containment system and the seaped plague will be a thing of the past

 

[LotusBud]

I see Biggie has no link and he's just blowing smoke again.

But regardless, I was gonna say something nice about his relationships with his sons, assuming I have the real story ... which with him, you never know.

Personally I would never even think about renting a recording studio for a son who thought he wanted to be a hip hop artist, a musician who can't tell one note from another one. Fuck, I'd just buy him a decent carry gun and wish him good luck in that "bidness." But I've been lucky with my boys, one had a full ride jock scholarship to a good school and the other one got his college through the military route.

And I never had to suck it up and pay a dime of alimony, since I tend to marry women who have their shit together and don't need me to provide for them after we amicably agree to part company.

But I digress, and I need to say something nice. I'll make another nice post later about how kind he is to women who want to own in internet forum. Shucks, I can think of three or four of them right off the bat.

How many times have you been divorced? Just curious.

 

[deport_liberals]

I see Biggie has no link and he's just blowing smoke again.

But regardless, I was gonna say something nice about his relationships with his sons, assuming I have the real story ... which with him, you never know.

Personally I would never even think about renting a recording studio for a son who thought he wanted to be a hip hop artist, a musician who can't tell one note from another one. Fuck, I'd just buy him a decent carry gun and wish him good luck in that "bidness." But I've been lucky with my boys, one had a full ride jock scholarship to a good school and the other one got his college through the military route.

And I never had to suck it up and pay a dime of alimony, since I tend to marry women who have their shit together and don't need me to provide for them after we amicably agree to part company.

But I digress, and I need to say something nice. I'll make another nice post later about how kind he is to women who want to own in internet forum. Shucks, I can think of three or four of them right off the bat.

How many times have you been divorced? Just curious.

Ima guess moar than peaches but less than spoon.

 

[X]

he's one of the cleverestist
funny, thick skinned dudes on here .. I am thankful for his daily presence .
Simtime's he knows alot'a stuff and forgets to put a joke and I end up reading his longer posts for nothing .. no jokey

 

[Dove]

I read today where he raised his sons without one red cent from their mother. I think that was an honorable thing to do.

I did too… but she was unfit from the start and that makes me wonder about his save the babies movement tbh

Not enough men are in his position. He is NOT the norm.

Actually. No, she was not unfit from the start. She was pretty decent until her father died

Shhhhhh.....the experts on all human behaviour are discussing it.

Us dullards must sit quietly until they decide their ruling and inform us all on why people do what they do, what they were thinking when they did it, and whether they are "fit" or "unfit". And who may speak and who may not.

It's a CA prog gift. The goddess touched their brains at birth...you know when they were granted personhood....and gifted them with such intense enlightenment that we should all be grateful when they share their righteous judgments of other individuals with us.

Your input or insight on your ex, or even yourself just isnt required and will not be considered as the council concludes their judgements on why you have the (clearly wrong, btw) positions you have.

Its time to have your whole life and history discussed so they can figure out what went so wrong with you that you have such wrong think. Maybe we can all embark on a healing mission were you can repent and be joined into the hive.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

he's one of the cleverestist
funny, thick skinned dudes on here .. I am thankful for his daily presence .
Simtime's he knows alot'a stuff and forgets to put a joke and I end up reading his longer posts for nothing .. no jokey

you say that like I'm a loser with no life who spends all his days on here spraying the fucking cretins with pesticides for shits and giggles




and.....

 

[X]

he's one of the cleverestist
funny, thick skinned dudes on here .. I am thankful for his daily presence .
Simtime's he knows alot'a stuff and forgets to put a joke and I end up reading his longer posts for nothing .. no jokey

you say that like I'm a loser with no life who spends all his days on here spraying the fucking cretins with pesticides for shits and giggles




and.....

LOL

just keep that helmet on tight dude (:

 

[Seamajor]

Can someone please shove SeaPedo in an oven? Thanks in advance

Liten to the Kim Kardashian wannabe. Blow it out of your fat ass Gladass. You’re like the opposite of original, besides, Herman’s shitter needs shinning.

 

[Seamajor]

Just ironing a few more kinks in the tard containment system and the seaped plague will be a thing of the past

WTF are you smoking? Go easy, you’re not very tall.

 

[The Countess]

Can someone please shove SeaPedo in an oven? Thanks in advance

Liten to the Kim Kardashian wannabe. Blow it out of your fat ass Gladass. You’re like the opposite of original, besides, Herman’s shitter needs shinning.

In you go, Heeb

 

[LotusBud]

Can someone please shove SeaPedo in an oven? Thanks in advance

Liten to the Kim Kardashian wannabe. Blow it out of your fat ass Gladass. You’re like the opposite of original, besides, Herman’s shitter needs shinning.

In you go, Heeb

Wait. Youre a Christian? Wow!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Can someone please shove SeaPedo in an oven? Thanks in advance

Liten to the Kim Kardashian wannabe. Blow it out of your fat ass Gladass. You’re like the opposite of original, besides, Herman’s shitter needs shinning.

In you go, Heeb

Wait. Youre a Christian? Wow!

why not? Ya'll profess to be Christians and support butchering babies

 

[The Countess]

Can someone please shove SeaPedo in an oven? Thanks in advance

Liten to the Kim Kardashian wannabe. Blow it out of your fat ass Gladass. You’re like the opposite of original, besides, Herman’s shitter needs shinning.

In you go, Heeb

Wait. Youre a Christian? Wow!

I’m a Christian that keeps it 100. Seafreak is a faggot

 

[Seamajor]

Well at least I don’t have a saggy fat ass. Im positive you’ll enjoy it as time marches on. Did ya even thank Joe for the bailout money? Did ya get to Herman’s shitter yet?

 

[The Countess]

Well at least I don’t have a saggy fat ass. Im positive you’ll enjoy it as time marches on. Did ya even thank Joe for the bailout money? Did ya get to Herman’s shitter yet?

Did ya, Did ya, did ya…did you let them kids the fuck out your basement? Just stfu already

 

[Seamajor]

Can someone please shove SeaPedo in an oven? Thanks in advance

Liten to the Kim Kardashian wannabe. Blow it out of your fat ass Gladass. You’re like the opposite of original, besides, Herman’s shitter needs shinning.

In you go, Heeb

Wait. Youre a Christian? Wow!

I’m a Christian that keeps it 100. Seafreak is a faggot

I wanna hear more about blow jobs on visiting day. You claimed you were awesome at it. Is it a Mexican thing?

 

[Seamajor]

Well at least I don’t have a saggy fat ass. Im positive you’ll enjoy it as time marches on. Did ya even thank Joe for the bailout money? Did ya get to Herman’s shitter yet?

Did ya, Did ya, did ya…did you let them kids the fuck out your basement? Just stfu already

You lie. Any proof fat ass?

 

[Biggie Smiles]