the EVERYBODY CUT BIGGIE SOME SLACK thread

[Jeannie]

I think it's really nice that Biggie Jihad donates his free time trying to help crackheads get off the streets by offering them "The Biggie Virgin Scholarship."

The "scholarship" entails a work/study program where the "lucky" recipient gets to wear a strap-on and make love to Biggie Smile's butthole until it bleeds.

Only then will the "lucky" graduate receive a pre-paid Visa gift card worth $3.5K only to be paid out in Canadian pennies.

Dovey thanks you. Because of your generous donation, Dovey can now take night classes to aquire her G.E.D. and then apply for the janitor position at her local "Small Business Oligarchy."

ur always so hostile when u appear

r u actually for real mad, or make believe mad?

Do me a fucking favor and shut the fuck up you socially inept fuckwit.

favor?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

Five Guys Mumbai on their curry crap encrusted broomstick...

Nah... danesh and sambu can be funny at times. this flynn is just boring and decrepit.

 

[Breakfall]

Lets also congratulate Biggie Slime on the fact that his stalking and bullying behavior is illegal in some parts of the world.

For that, lets give Biggie Harelip a big round of applause for being the most worthless human being on planet Earth.

*Golf Clap*

You need a kick in the face!

I'd say,

"So do you,"

but I've already seen what you're working with so you're better getting kicked in the pussy as so you don't look like a jack-o-lantern 10 days after Halloween.

Cheap kicks because your fucking replies are repetitive and worthless. You’re seriously damaged goods!

Heya, if you're going to act like yourself, then can you at least give Biggie Dildo a reach-around first? That way he won't interrupt this fascinating conversation we're having about how much of a fucking loser you really are.

I’m not giving anyone a reach around until you can learn to be more civil!

How's about this. I'll be more "civil" if you go find some Pine Sol to gargle.

You’re the cleaner, go find it yourself underling.

 

[Flynn]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

 

[Flynn]

I'm sure you could

Just as I thought, all that tough talk yesterday about throwing some girl out which then turned into getting her an Uber. You act hard but really you're a big softy, and probably too nice in RL so you get taken advantage of by women by the sounds of it.

and I'm only 5' 9"

go figure

do the horrors ever end?

No. But SERIOUSLY.

How many fucking times are you going to run this ragged story about you being taller than a milk crate?

Go figure???

"Go figure" what? That an ordinary mouse trap could be catastrophic for you? Or that a simple bottle of 32 oz bodywash lasts you 9 fucking years?

Get some new fabrications you unimaginative dolt. Maybe next week you can "buy" the sun.

Moron.

9 years?

Whereas you have not seen a bottle of bodywash in 9 years let alone allow any of its contents to touch your horridly gross skin

So basically you're saying, "I stink?"

Wow! Just wow! With great cutting edge "flames" like that, it's no wonder no other Hobbit from your inbred clan can keep up with the likes of you; that is unless his schooling went past the 3rd grade.

As opposed to the 7 millionth iteration of "you're short"?

Nice own goal right there you cabbage patch dork

So even your stupid ass doesn't like that redundant shit sodomizing it.

Now you know how the fuck WE ALL FEEL about your Banksy wannabe "artful" garbage when it comes to your Himalaya sized posts about having a fondness for admin's juicy cock.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm sure you could

Just as I thought, all that tough talk yesterday about throwing some girl out which then turned into getting her an Uber. You act hard but really you're a big softy, and probably too nice in RL so you get taken advantage of by women by the sounds of it.

and I'm only 5' 9"

go figure

do the horrors ever end?

No. But SERIOUSLY.

How many fucking times are you going to run this ragged story about you being taller than a milk crate?

Go figure???

"Go figure" what? That an ordinary mouse trap could be catastrophic for you? Or that a simple bottle of 32 oz bodywash lasts you 9 fucking years?

Get some new fabrications you unimaginative dolt. Maybe next week you can "buy" the sun.

Moron.

9 years?

Whereas you have not seen a bottle of bodywash in 9 years let alone allow any of its contents to touch your horridly gross skin

So basically you're saying, "I stink?"

Wow! Just wow! With great cutting edge "flames" like that, it's no wonder no other Hobbit from your inbred clan can keep up with the likes of you; that is unless his schooling went past the 3rd grade.

As opposed to the 7 millionth iteration of "you're short"?

Nice own goal right there you cabbage patch dork

So even your stupid ass doesn't like that redundant shit sodomizing it.

Now you know how the fuck WE ALL FEEL about your Banksy wannabe "artful" garbage when it comes to your Himalaya sized posts about having a fondness for admin's juicy cock.

rough day at the shelter today?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Flynn, I regret to inform you that I am going to be forced to give you some poop emoji's for your redundant tripe

Please refrain from swallowing your own in one of your fits of epileptic dysfunction attacks

 

[Frood]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

Five Guys Mumbai on their curry crap encrusted broomstick...

Nah... danesh and sambu can be funny at times. this flynn is just boring and decrepit.

Maybe they sublet the account to Sri Lankans... those bloody Sri Lankans have Bore Contests.... often about being chased by a Cobra after they killed its mate and it peered snake eyes to snake eyes to see the last image seen before death...

Then there's generally an hour or two of exaggerated facial expressions, hand gestures, and weird moaning chirps....immediately followed by a mime version of a sliding glass door as they replicate the cobra banging its head into the glass, but with their heads on the nearest wall...

 

[Flynn]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

Five Guys Mumbai on their curry crap encrusted broomstick...

Got fellate some razor wire you fucking spambot.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

Five Guys Mumbai on their curry crap encrusted broomstick...

Got fellate some razor wire you fucking spambot.

You're already repeated this like 8 times

that's a poopy emote for you hon

 

[Flynn]

I think it's really nice that Biggie Jihad donates his free time trying to help crackheads get off the streets by offering them "The Biggie Virgin Scholarship."

The "scholarship" entails a work/study program where the "lucky" recipient gets to wear a strap-on and make love to Biggie Smile's butthole until it bleeds.

Only then will the "lucky" graduate receive a pre-paid Visa gift card worth $3.5K only to be paid out in Canadian pennies.

Dovey thanks you. Because of your generous donation, Dovey can now take night classes to aquire her G.E.D. and then apply for the janitor position at her local "Small Business Oligarchy."

ur always so hostile when u appear

r u actually for real mad, or make believe mad?

Do me a fucking favor and shut the fuck up you socially inept fuckwit.

favor?

Do you think you're funny?

I'll tell YOU what's "funny."

It's your geriatric ass staying up past 9pm because you had 2 glasses of cheap box wine and now you're an "expert" at "flaming" by posting another retarded meme that is about as funny as Breakfall's I.Q.

I just can't wait to see what Alzheimer's fueled plan you have up your sleeve for next time grandma.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I think it's really nice that Biggie Jihad donates his free time trying to help crackheads get off the streets by offering them "The Biggie Virgin Scholarship."

The "scholarship" entails a work/study program where the "lucky" recipient gets to wear a strap-on and make love to Biggie Smile's butthole until it bleeds.

Only then will the "lucky" graduate receive a pre-paid Visa gift card worth $3.5K only to be paid out in Canadian pennies.

Dovey thanks you. Because of your generous donation, Dovey can now take night classes to aquire her G.E.D. and then apply for the janitor position at her local "Small Business Oligarchy."

ur always so hostile when u appear

r u actually for real mad, or make believe mad?

Do me a fucking favor and shut the fuck up you socially inept fuckwit.

favor?

Do you think you're funny?

I'll tell YOU what's "funny."

It's your geriatric ass staying up past 9pm because you had 2 glasses of cheap box wine and now you're an "expert" at "flaming" by posting another retarded meme that is about as funny as Breakfall's I.Q.

I just can't wait to see what Alzheimer's fueled plan you have up your sleeve for next time grandma.

She's 30 you drooling mouth breather :facepalm:

that's another poop emoji I'm afraid

 

[Flynn]

Lets also congratulate Biggie Slime on the fact that his stalking and bullying behavior is illegal in some parts of the world.

For that, lets give Biggie Harelip a big round of applause for being the most worthless human being on planet Earth.

*Golf Clap*

You need a kick in the face!

I'd say,

"So do you,"

but I've already seen what you're working with so you're better getting kicked in the pussy as so you don't look like a jack-o-lantern 10 days after Halloween.

Cheap kicks because your fucking replies are repetitive and worthless. You’re seriously damaged goods!

Heya, if you're going to act like yourself, then can you at least give Biggie Dildo a reach-around first? That way he won't interrupt this fascinating conversation we're having about how much of a fucking loser you really are.

I’m not giving anyone a reach around until you can learn to be more civil!

How's about this. I'll be more "civil" if you go find some Pine Sol to gargle.

You’re the cleaner, go find it yourself underling.

When you wanna start making sense, you can reach me at:

1-800-FUCK-YOU

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Lets also congratulate Biggie Slime on the fact that his stalking and bullying behavior is illegal in some parts of the world.

For that, lets give Biggie Harelip a big round of applause for being the most worthless human being on planet Earth.

*Golf Clap*

You need a kick in the face!

I'd say,

"So do you,"

but I've already seen what you're working with so you're better getting kicked in the pussy as so you don't look like a jack-o-lantern 10 days after Halloween.

Cheap kicks because your fucking replies are repetitive and worthless. You’re seriously damaged goods!

Heya, if you're going to act like yourself, then can you at least give Biggie Dildo a reach-around first? That way he won't interrupt this fascinating conversation we're having about how much of a fucking loser you really are.

I’m not giving anyone a reach around until you can learn to be more civil!

How's about this. I'll be more "civil" if you go find some Pine Sol to gargle.

You’re the cleaner, go find it yourself underling.

When you wanna start making sense, you can reach me at:

1-800-FUCK-YOU

Cutting. New & Refreshing


Buuuuuuuuut



I'mma still have to go with a poop emoji


sarry

 

[Flynn]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

 

[Flynn]

I'm sure you could

Just as I thought, all that tough talk yesterday about throwing some girl out which then turned into getting her an Uber. You act hard but really you're a big softy, and probably too nice in RL so you get taken advantage of by women by the sounds of it.

and I'm only 5' 9"

go figure

do the horrors ever end?

No. But SERIOUSLY.

How many fucking times are you going to run this ragged story about you being taller than a milk crate?

Go figure???

"Go figure" what? That an ordinary mouse trap could be catastrophic for you? Or that a simple bottle of 32 oz bodywash lasts you 9 fucking years?

Get some new fabrications you unimaginative dolt. Maybe next week you can "buy" the sun.

Moron.

9 years?

Whereas you have not seen a bottle of bodywash in 9 years let alone allow any of its contents to touch your horridly gross skin

So basically you're saying, "I stink?"

Wow! Just wow! With great cutting edge "flames" like that, it's no wonder no other Hobbit from your inbred clan can keep up with the likes of you; that is unless his schooling went past the 3rd grade.

As opposed to the 7 millionth iteration of "you're short"?

Nice own goal right there you cabbage patch dork

So even your stupid ass doesn't like that redundant shit sodomizing it.

Now you know how the fuck WE ALL FEEL about your Banksy wannabe "artful" garbage when it comes to your Himalaya sized posts about having a fondness for admin's juicy cock.

rough day at the shelter today?

That depends.

Have I already read anything you posted?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm sure you could

Just as I thought, all that tough talk yesterday about throwing some girl out which then turned into getting her an Uber. You act hard but really you're a big softy, and probably too nice in RL so you get taken advantage of by women by the sounds of it.

and I'm only 5' 9"

go figure

do the horrors ever end?

No. But SERIOUSLY.

How many fucking times are you going to run this ragged story about you being taller than a milk crate?

Go figure???

"Go figure" what? That an ordinary mouse trap could be catastrophic for you? Or that a simple bottle of 32 oz bodywash lasts you 9 fucking years?

Get some new fabrications you unimaginative dolt. Maybe next week you can "buy" the sun.

Moron.

9 years?

Whereas you have not seen a bottle of bodywash in 9 years let alone allow any of its contents to touch your horridly gross skin

So basically you're saying, "I stink?"

Wow! Just wow! With great cutting edge "flames" like that, it's no wonder no other Hobbit from your inbred clan can keep up with the likes of you; that is unless his schooling went past the 3rd grade.

As opposed to the 7 millionth iteration of "you're short"?

Nice own goal right there you cabbage patch dork

So even your stupid ass doesn't like that redundant shit sodomizing it.

Now you know how the fuck WE ALL FEEL about your Banksy wannabe "artful" garbage when it comes to your Himalaya sized posts about having a fondness for admin's juicy cock.

rough day at the shelter today?

That depends.

Have I already read anything you posted?

poop

 

[Frood]

Hospital grade placenta begs the question of how Flynn would know the grading difference, unless it eats them...

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

 

[Breakfall]

Lets also congratulate Biggie Slime on the fact that his stalking and bullying behavior is illegal in some parts of the world.

For that, lets give Biggie Harelip a big round of applause for being the most worthless human being on planet Earth.

*Golf Clap*

You need a kick in the face!

I'd say,

"So do you,"

but I've already seen what you're working with so you're better getting kicked in the pussy as so you don't look like a jack-o-lantern 10 days after Halloween.

Cheap kicks because your fucking replies are repetitive and worthless. You’re seriously damaged goods!

Heya, if you're going to act like yourself, then can you at least give Biggie Dildo a reach-around first? That way he won't interrupt this fascinating conversation we're having about how much of a fucking loser you really are.

I’m not giving anyone a reach around until you can learn to be more civil!

How's about this. I'll be more "civil" if you go find some Pine Sol to gargle.

You’re the cleaner, go find it yourself underling.

When you wanna start making sense, you can reach me at:

1-800-FUCK-YOU

Oh that’s fucking hilarious, how do you do it?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Flynn is exceptionally corny tonight. The dog probably gave her toothy head or something

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

Why not post some so we can see?

 

[Lily]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

"1-800-FUCK-YOU"

how cutting

Shall we be expecting a 1-877-DOG-DICK any time soon, flynn?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

 

[Flynn]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

Five Guys Mumbai on their curry crap encrusted broomstick...

Got fellate some razor wire you fucking spambot.

You're already repeated this like 8 times

that's a poopy emote for you hon

Oh. Sorry.

Here's something "different."

JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER...BIGGIE STD LIKES CAWK. ADMIN'S TO BE EXACT.

There. Is that more to your liking?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

Five Guys Mumbai on their curry crap encrusted broomstick...

Got fellate some razor wire you fucking spambot.

You're already repeated this like 8 times

that's a poopy emote for you hon

Oh. Sorry.

Here's something "different."

JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER...BIGGIE STD LIKES CAWK. ADMIN'S TO BE EXACT.

There. Is that more to your liking?

No need to scream, flynn. We already know you're upset